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- Just another great use for my thirty one bag... Road trip to see Tesla at House of Blues celebr (Type: photo | Published: 2013-06-16T00:33:32+0000 | Likes: 3703 | Shares: 135)
Mommy Needs a Beer: Just another great use for my thirty one bag... Road trip to see Tesla at House of Blues celebrating 3 year anniversary... We are having contest who can play best drinking songs on Spotify...I'm out of ideas... HELP!!Comments:
Denise Brigham - Play that funky music!
Danielle Dalbec Toupin - Nicole Dalbec-Joyal
Bree Martel - I want those! We don't have them here!!!
Kalena Stinson - Wow I never knew that weird shaped freezer block was made to hold cans!!!!! Omg I feel dumb haha
Sarah Elizabeth Meier - 40 oz to freedom by sublime
Wendy Pharo - http://youtu.be/97ECZMvbLxg
Tessa Bisconer - Chris Chris Mason have you had these to drink?? Reminded me of you :)
Nessa Nicole - I just cracked one of those open myself!
Jennifer Villarreal - love those but they are deadly, with about 6 im good.... have fun!, and i think red solo cup, by toby keith... its a fun and happy song
Sara Elizabeth Pelker - I've got friends, Garth brooks?
Melinda Orsak - Dennis Leary's Irish Drinking Song.
Adeline Bourdin - Journey - dont stop believing!
Melissa Addario - Friends in Low Places is my favorite!
Sara Clarke - Copperhead Road !
Vicki Moore Fraley - BTW... Nice bling
Dana Dorsey Wilkinson - Taylor Swifts "Mean" it's awesome!!!! (y)
Candy Yarbrough - Where is Tesla tonight? Didn't know they were on tour! Mine and my fiance's song is "Love Song" :-)
Melissa Mullen Burds - Two piña coladas by Garth brooks
Trish 'Jones' Molt - Put a drink in my hand Eric Church
Teresa Tea Frame - Any Irish song will do!! "Beer Beer Beer, tiddly Beer beer Beer!!"
Angie Smith - Roxanne you don't have to put on the red light!
- I need a couple of bottled of these today... (Type: photo | Published: 2013-06-15T00:26:08+0000 | Likes: 8867 | Shares: 1202)
Mommy Needs a Beer: I need a couple of bottled of these today...Comments:
Misty Thornton - Do they have them that day nana or grandma?
Megan Murray - Yalonda Brodie-Folks
Lynsey Lotty - a friend of mine introduced me to that wine years ago. Love it.
Lisa Gallagher Summerfield - I need abig help.... Oh help...
Sylvia Galindo Snyder - Haha! I think I need a time out!
TA Majer - I bought one of these for my kids day care provider! lol
April Anderson - http://www.mommystimeout.net/page2.html
I found them gonna get me some. :-D
Allie Bagnoche - No it's fucking juice in a glass bottle made to look like wine? Seriously were you born yesterday? Who fucking asks a dumbass question is that wine. Google your question before look like a complete ass face!
Lorri Lynn - Mmmm...it is friday n I'm starting to get thirsty here lol!!!
Yalonda Brodie-Folks - I'll take a Time Out Megan;)
Angela Nowak Brady - I love the labels. Allie, calm down.
Cindy Reid - Where do I buy them
Allie Bagnoche - Chillax Angela. It's Friday. Which mean say the fucking whatever you want.
MaryHelen Guevara-Garcia - Hmmm wonder if the sell them in San Antonio..I could use a couple today myself!
Jennifer Grauer Sunda - My mother in law gave me that for mothers day! Lol
April Anderson - Allie it is wine i found the site go look at it.
Marcy Myler - i just seen a lady at the liquor store filling up her CART with bottles of this LOL. Nice.
Mari Jacobs - We stock these at Sauk Prairie Liquor in Sauk City!
Maria Solis - Staci Campolattaro we need lots of time out :)
Melissa McSherry Carr - That's soo funny because I just got one in a wine basket from my mother in law as a birthday present!
Allie Bagnoche - No shit April. Read my post all the way through.
- I'm at a Graduation party tonight where the liquor is FREEEEEE!!! Keep 'em coming bartender.... (Type: photo | Published: 2013-06-15T03:19:08+0000 | Likes: 11112 | Shares: 2087)
Mommy Needs a Beer: I'm at a Graduation party tonight where the liquor is FREEEEEE!!! Keep 'em coming bartender.... Oh, and congratulations Desiray Sanchez....Comments:
Bradford Benggio - If a glass is half full it is also half empty and if its half empty its also half full.
Stevie Rothman - Have fun nd b safe!
Matthew Alan McConkey - Just don't order a " dirty Sanchez "
Danielle Stone - Frank Samargis this reminds me of you. Lol.
Frank Samargis - Just keep fillin lol
Christina Tincher - wish i was there with ya bff...especially the liquor being free:)
Tammy Rocheleau - Have funnish but be safe-ish! :)
Charles Summers - Cheers, as I hoist my glass of Scotch, to YOU...
Candace Peterson - That's how I feel
Angela Welch Roach - Congratulations
Rodney Jackson - You Betta not be drinking in your condition young lady.
Debbie Dawson - But....Always designate a driver!!
Steven Meow - Hahaha yes !! Victoria Coleman refill away !!
Judith Marcham Ryan - Congrats, Desiray !!!
Brett Porter - Jessica Kroll I'll fill it to the top for you
Jessica Kroll - Hahahahahha. . Gee make me look like a drinker. ..hahaha;)
Elisha Wortham - Hehe funny that's me :/ lol
Irma Aguirre - Have a bless weekend my wonderful friend :)
Holly Posney - Have FUN & drink one for me or 2!!!lol
Cassidy Anne Massengill - Meggan Wornek Howard Wornek Adam Norton Danielle Green Jacy Mae Hyland
Patrick Owen - Brenda Fae aaahhhaaa
- Mnab survey: After 2am Weekend night stop on the way home... Mine is Whataburger... But, where (Type: status | Published: 2013-06-15T06:47:03+0000 | Likes: 164 | Shares: 0)
Mommy Needs a Beer: Mnab survey: After 2am Weekend night stop on the way home... Mine is Whataburger... But, where do you go if there is no Whataburger or IHOP?Comments:
Heather Daniels - Most likely Denny's lol!
Karina Perez - Denny's or Norms. In Cali there's 24 hour tacos too!
Nickie Nic - Jack n the box for tacos lol
Kristen Korican - I have neither! Always taco bell!
Heather Swanson - Village Inn or Denny's,,,
Amanda Geyer - waffle house! or ihop
Nikki Olson - God I miss Whataburger all I got is Jack in the box :(
Erin Masterson Doak - Home to cry! Lol
Heidi Consaul - There is always Jack in the Box or here in El Paso Chico's Tacos!
Janet Garcia - Tommys!! Chili Burger and fries yum
Neldin Cruz - jack in the box lol
Sharni Louise - I don't get to go out, but I'd go McDonalds :)
Michael-Michelle Chavez - All we have in our small town open that late is mickey ds or Denny's
Osbaldo Garza Jr. - We go sewhere outside of texas! But caise every Texan knows, there is jo better place to be!
Santana Bodin - Waffle.house yo !
Ikaika Soo - Your ex's house.
Chuck Schotta - I'm with Nyssa... JITB, for a mess of those good tacos! That's some good party food, there... :-D
Andrea Wells - McDonalds or maybe Taco Bell. they are the only ones available.
Kristin Hayes - Krystals hands down.
Heather Hutchison - Village Inn if you have one!! Better than IHOP any day!!
Shannon Humphrey Gaddis - White Castle.. It's "What you crave"
- And by lunch I mean beer.... (Type: photo | Published: 2013-06-10T19:47:27+0000 | Likes: 10523 | Shares: 3156)
Mommy Needs a Beer: And by lunch I mean beer....Comments:
Ashley Parnell - Dragonfli Amany BWAHHAAH pretty much.
Sarah Marie Wells - AnnaBelle Carter ;) ;) muahaha
Maureen Caughell - See ya there Iaboo Xaochay
Jennifer Akins Sandjaja - YEP. I've settled on Corona with lime for my lunch today.
Heather Nicole Jacobson - Dawn Larson heck yeah soon!!
Jessica Herrewig - Daniel Hayes- Ahahahahaha!
Tonya Cagle - Amy Cagle Marge Bolokoski
Dawn Larson - Hehehehe, Heather Nicole Jacobson!
Kristen Makholm - Ahhhh the liquid lunch
Brenda Butts - Yes I am ready !!!
Lauren Lawyer - Hahahah Natalie Hollway
Susan Rodriguez Rosales - Ha,ha I love it
Nancy Solis - Vanessa Tannous and Chelsey Hall sounds familiar
Stacy Marks - That's sounds good to me and I'm ready for a cold one now. lol
Katherine Lindquist Roy - Michelle - soon preaze
Vanessa Tannous - Nancy....you know this!!
Carrie Tucker Philip - April Doetsch, you know we are overdue for "lunch" ;)
Andrew Marchand - At least you're honest.
Polly Chilton - Krystle Rothwell heheheh xxx
Britt Post - MaryAlice O'Shea
Jonviette Lawrence - Hayley Sitron who knew??
- Maybe I could get the kids to vacuum more if I had this... (Type: photo | Published: 2013-06-11T08:19:30+0000 | Likes: 6308 | Shares: 1965)
Mommy Needs a Beer: Maybe I could get the kids to vacuum more if I had this...Comments:
Cyndi Collins - My kids will do anything if i promise to let them vacuum lol Parent 1
Brandi Marie - That'd be AWESOME
Chelsey Bradford - Hell maybe I would vacuum more lol
Janelle Gauthier - What Chelsey said!!
Michelle Luna - Don't bother they'll just break it !!
Kimirly Black - Hmm..I've mainly got hardwood flooring, how about one that mops
Ray Martinez - Regina Marie Martinez.....U like?
Ashley Russell Dometrius - Best. Invention. Ever!!!!!
Cindy Owen - Love it.. Want one
Wendy Hales - Put a man on it to do the work and it would be perfect........
HayleeMarie Ziegler Little - Laziness level: American.
Maria Sofola - Me and d kids wud fight to do d hovering
Judy Greiwe - My husband would do some housework!
Jessica Matthews - My SO vacuums! : )
Alison Campbell - Stuff kids I want one x
Marie Roe Onukiavage - Lol I would vacuum more if I had this!!
Arielle Foreman - I need. I could vacuum post c section!
Sarah Riley - Pure laziness right here but It does look like it would be fun
Tori McDaniel Koehler - I would come vacuum your house if you had one of those!
Corrina Jones - Michelle Goldthorpe this would b handy lol
Stella Sanchez - U won't have a house left haha they'd vacuum up couches, walls, beds etc. Haha
- Are your thighs bikini-ready? Look at these results after ONE skinny wrap from Wraps By Mena ~I (Type: photo | Published: 2013-06-12T12:43:11+0000 | Likes: 132 | Shares: 18)
Mommy Needs a Beer: Are your thighs bikini-ready? Look at these results after ONE skinny wrap from Wraps By Mena ~It Works! Did you know that Wraps by Mena gives away Skinny Wraps on her page EVERY DAY?! You can share this photo to enter (also make sure you "LIKE" her page). You can get 4 wraps for $59 over at https://carroll.myitworks.com Questions? Text 765-716-8405 or email firstname.lastname@example.orgComments:
Elise Tanner - It's water weight. Drink a lot of water and go run.. Wraps are silly
Rafael Gutierrez - They both look sexy to me. Lol
Lacey Abney - Is she standing with her legs farther apart or is it just me !?
Glenn Barnett - The wraps caused the initial issues - chicken wraps, sausage and cheese wraps....
MelodyAmell BrettPascale - There's almost no difference. And those wraps are the biggest BS ever.
Mommy Needs a Beer - Elise Tanner These wraps actually aren't water weight :)
Susan Fritch-Wilms - It's just water weight. Eat right and move your ass!
Mommy Needs a Beer - and Lacey Inez, if you look closely, you can see that she put a box between her feet so that she would be showing an accurate result, standing with her legs the exact same distance apart :)
Elise Tanner - Ok.. Being someone that has worked out forever .. The old school way.. I'm not sold. I guess being a nurse ill tell my future patients don't exercise go wrap yourself.. That will prevent Clogged arteries and slim you down. No
Mommy Needs a Beer - ItWorks wraps aren't water weight wraps! :) Also, MelodyAmell BrettPascale, the difference may be small, but for 45 minutes, its a pretty big difference. Where would 45 min in the gym get you? Not results like this! You guys can knock the wraps all day long, but I have personally tried them and they DO work. :) If you haven't tried them, then you should. I was fortunate to purchase them from someone that gave VERY good/detailed instructions for use, which I hear is the number one thing with these wraps. If you don't follow the instructions, they simply wont work for you.
Shannon Kropkowski - I'm not that vain. Marilyn Monroe had thighs that touched. NBD. Love you for you and eff the rest.
Elise Tanner - If its not water weight what is it.. What exactly are you doing? Sweating out sodium. Water follows salt.. Ding ding.. Your sweating. Your not shrinking fat..
Lia Husli-Kelln - Bunk, sorry. Eating well and exercise is the only answer. Save your money buying wraps and get some good walking shoes!
Josee Ardagna - i think its worth a try! ;)
Lauren Schmitt - Hey Elise FYI you don't even sweat when you wrap. Maybe you should know what you're talking about. Ding ding!
MelodyAmell BrettPascale - Ya as a nurse there's no scientific evidence to back these wraps up. You don't melt fat like that. Elise tanner in right. Pure water weight.
Mommy Needs a Beer - Elise Tanner, the way that it was explained to me, by the distributor that sold me mine, is that they make SURE to promote healthy lifestyle/eating habits, exercise, etc....this is just an additive to what people are already doing, and no one should change their foundation of healthy habits and exchange them for this. Ever! :) The wraps aren't even for "inch loss", either, and aren't promoted as such at all (or at least aren't supposed to be) Its not a miracle product that is going to make someone go from a size 12 to a 2 overnight.... the wraps are made to help flush toxins out of your fat cells (Problem areas like cellulite, stretch marks, skin slackening) - and when THAT happens, the problem area gets smaller. :) Im a nurse too, so I definetly understand your argument. You should really try one! :)
Krystal Seaman - Even if you don't want to spend the money on wraps, I buy the Greens every month. My BF won't eat veggies so I make him a drink everyday and I start my day off with them. They have a lot of great products. I am not a distributor, but I love my greens and I have wrapped before. It's not water weight considering you are told to drink water the entire time you wrap. Just a little bit of research on the products.
Susan Fritch-Wilms - Is not medically possible to lose fat that way. If you want to lose weight for a wedding tomorrow, then the wraps are ok. You'll just put it back on the next day. It's a sham for suckers.
Lauren Schmitt - You ladies are silly. You don't even sweat. Please know the facts! Very easy.
Emma Alspaugh - The box is still between her feet... It's scooted forward by all of half an inch... If you don't want to try the wraps or don't have something good to say about them then don't comment at all. You're wasting your time and everyone else's. I go to the gym which helps with my health but the wraps just shed off the extra inches that the gym doesn't take off. I use them both and the wraps are awesome. Just going to the gym won't get rid of the inches. And I am definetly an expert on extra skin areas after working my butt off at the gym.
- Oh happy, happy day! My Max is home, healthy and happy! Although, it will take time to get used (Type: status | Published: 2013-06-12T14:44:00+0000 | Likes: 3730 | Shares: 14)
Mommy Needs a Beer: Oh happy, happy day! My Max is home, healthy and happy! Although, it will take time to get used to his beautiful lions tail being replaced with a nub we are thankful! Dr Cate did a wonderful job with his surgery and his office staff is incredible! SO very thankful for Riverstone Companion Animal Hospital for such great care! I can't thank the person enough who put me in touch with the right people to help us. PetSmart corporate office has stepped up and taken care of Max's medical expenses and has launched an investigation to try to prevent this from happening again in the future. Even though I can't say I'm happy with what happened, I CAN say that they are at least attempting to make it right! They could've brushed this off and ignored it but they haven't. We appreciate the messages, well wishes, prayers and advice so many of you have sent!Comments:
Lisa Clarke - so glad hes ok xx
Rhonda Saut Tregay - happy to hear Max is doing well and PS is doing the right thing.
Anita Hinkle Boyce - prayers for continued recovery! Glad to hear they're going to take care of his expenses too!
Kristie LaBoca - Praise God!!!!! So happy he's going to be ok. And kudos to petsmart for trying to make it right.
Jani Cabrera-Valdez - So happy he is doing well.
Desiree Piette - Now he just looks like a Manx kitty. Glad he's ok.
Dizzy Britches - Good on PS for stepping up. I don't know the story but I'm glad your companion is home safe and sound.
Jessica Anne Jordan - Thank God Max is doing well and Petsmart is doing the right thing!
Traci Suzanne Ward - SO happy to hear about a company that actually has ethics! Speedy recovery to Max!
Carmen Hikes - Glad to hear that he's home and doing well!!
Deborah Warner Banks - My sweet dog was born without a tail... The nubbin wagging is adorable. You'll soon love it:)
Glad your baby is feeling better!
Kay Keeler - <3 and hugs to you and Max! Glad he's on the mend!!
Susan Rich - We have an Australian Shepherd, his tail was docked when he was a couple of days old... We love his little stub when he wiggles it!! Glad everything worked out!
Nicole Fisher Simon - I am so glad Pet Smart stepped up! Accidents happen at least they are doing what they can to make it right.
Nancy Holmquist - I was just thinking of you as I groomed my own dog the other day at home and was about to send you a message! I'm so sorry he had to have surgery, but I'm glad you took the steps necessary. I send healing thoughts and light to you and Max!
Jazmin DelaMora Silva - Yaya good to know he is doing great now and he's home with u!
Sara Kantner - How did it happen??
Kelly Styles - glad Max is doing well and that PetSmart is taking the responsibility for what happened.
Rene' Boyd - Great for pet smart!!
Laurel Haring - Sad that it happened, but glad that Max will heal and be healthy again. PetSmart is doing exactly what a company should do when something like this happens. Give Max a cuddle from me. :)
KitKat Wouldntyouliketoknow - I'm so glad he's gonna be ok! :D
- Wow! Anyone else work for All About Staffing/Parallon find out about the across the board $1/ho (Type: status | Published: 2013-06-13T19:27:45+0000 | Likes: 54 | Shares: 12)
Mommy Needs a Beer: Wow! Anyone else work for All About Staffing/Parallon find out about the across the board $1/hour reduction in pay effective at the end of the month?Comments:
Joyce Azevedo-Tilson - isn't this a hca owned company??
Tiffany Lauderdale - Why would they do that?
Chelsea Alba - Sorry to hear that..
Erika Abarca Zambrano - I work for parallon in las vegad
Angee Gee - Oh wow. We're contracted with them and its hard to get our nurses orientated with them.
Missy Tucker - You must not be in CA, because that is illegal here.
Julle Engel - How can they legally do that? They signed a contract to pay people a specified wage.
Renee Santistevan - how do you get a reduction in pay?
Chaunte Cardwell - I just left an a HCA/Parallon facility. They are awful. No raises, high insurance premiums, all of it.
Becky Dolezal - What????? They didn't send any notice out.
Teresa Thomas - That is crap! Where is it? Is it nursing registry? What states? Sorry for you guys
Autism with a Glass of Wine - I would be happy to have a job still
Penni Cannaday Lawyer - It is legal in Texas, because Texas is a "right to work" state. We have very few unions, which makes it a lot easier to screw the employees.
Heather Wright - My husband is a mail carrier with usps and they just reduces his pay by $5/hour after he was a few months in with his new contract. I wish it was only a dollar.
Shelby Thompson - ^problem. You dont settle, you fight for your damn rights or it will only get worse. Sorry to hear about this.
Heather Wright - And he his union.
Hugh Honts - Let me guess, to pay for obama care?
Annie Kelly - California is a "right to work state" too but at least employers give you a heads up on impending reductions... Ouch!
Amanda Starr Maynard - Unionize my friends. Stand up and fight. No one can afford a pay decrease in this economy.
Renee Santistevan - you need to have it in paper form, contact your wage and labor office
Brandy Bussard - No one can afford unions in this economy...
- My poor sweet Max has his appointment for tail amputation tomorrow morning. We agree with our V (Type: photo | Published: 2013-06-10T17:41:59+0000 | Likes: 85 | Shares: 0)
Mommy Needs a Beer: My poor sweet Max has his appointment for tail amputation tomorrow morning. We agree with our Vet that the amputation will heal much quicker and be less painful than the long road of attempting to recover his poor tail. The Weatherford PetSmart manager returned my call today and was very kind and will refund the cost of grooming and is currently also trying to see what else the Petsmart corporate can offer to help with our terrible and expensive experience. So y'all go buy some MNAB shirts, mugs or koozies so I can pay for the $600 surgery tomorrow! And thank you all who have kept Max in your thoughts and messages me to check on him! I am lucky to have such nice people reading my page!Comments:
DeAdra Tedford Smith - poor baby,hope all goes well & he has a speedy recovery.
Amber Shingleton - Omfg what happened?
Natalie Hefner - awww.. poor guy.. what happened? :(
Ashley Patlan - Will pray for you and your family! Because after all, pets are family too!
Tracy Lerma - Omg wat happened? I hope he has a speedy recovery!
Valentina Deriabina - can you attache a link for a tshirt?
Patricia Curtis - Oh, the poor guy! Prayers, God Bless!
Chasey Jackson - Hope all goes well!
Cassie Shayleen - :( poor guy what the heck happened??
Audie Prize - Poor baby, are you going to Bowie animal hospital?
Judy Vigil - What caused this?
Pamela Eller Stanley - Wow! A groomer did that? Poor doggie!
Bonnie Johnson - What the heck did PetSmart do to his tail!?!?!
Liz Tinari - that is so sad...this happened when he was getting groomed?
Robbie Tedder - Awww, Hope the surgery goes well and is over quick for him tomorrow!
Blanca Christian - Good luck to Max. Hope all goes well.
Roxanne Espinoza - Poor thing!! What happened??
Jennifer Grisamore Bruns - omg! how did they do THAT to his tail???? poor fur-baby!
Angel Hamrick - This happened cause a petsmart groomer? Geesh, hope everything turns around after surgery, that poor baby.
Jana Beller - they need to pay for the surgery.
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- I can ALWAYS count on I'm funny when you're drunk for my morning laugh! (Type: photo | Published: 2013-06-08T12:33:00+0000 | Likes: 4548 | Shares: 979)
Mommy Needs a Beer: I can ALWAYS count on I'm funny when you're drunk for my morning laugh!Comments:
Tisha Sutton Fruhauf - omg thanks for the morning laugh....hilarious
Christine Schultheiss - HA!!! "Put down the hammer"
Susan Smith - Maybe she should invest in some Preparation H
Dori Wiater - Lmao KaelaRose Morlan
David Watt - Just read this oh my too funny!
Nicole Homenick - Lmfao.....omg best ever!
Kim Brown Leopard - Omg!!!!! This is so funny and perfect timing for me.....
Sharon Smith-Lopez - Sooooo funny and true!!!
Carolyn Dipiero - Hilarious!! But so true.
Lucy Gracia - Love my fellow Texans! lol
Dori Wiater - Tami Boyd, Amber Hale
Holly Bozeman - Maybe if they infused them with a transdermal hormone control medicine...and a bunch of those gals commenting over there don't have big problems, but a lot of us have a crisis 7-15 days a month. Yes, I know it's hysterectomy time, but I can't afford it and I refuse to let taxpayers pick up my tab.
Gigi Bizollon Entwistle - LOL! I can feel her pain!!
Stefani Wagoner Dunn - "inbred hillbilly with knife skills"Bahahaha! Greatness!
Maggie Vega - ahahahah....so funny but oh so true. I definitely get a little homicidal when it's that time.. so a little reminder here and there to not kill someone would definitely be wiser.
Gina Raley Hale - LMAO @ "Put the hammer down"...
Retha Bosman - Haaaaahaaaaaahaaa!! This is really funny!!
Becca Hess - Rebecca Rayment, I know you will appreciate this laugh too! ;)
Alyssa Comeau - Am I the only woman around here who doesn't use my period as an excuse to act like a crazy person? This 'letter' is funny, don't get me wrong, but damn...
Lana Mischke-Kiernan - hahahaha!!! That is terrific!
Yanette Lopez - This is too funny!!!
- I hit my ex husband with a baby sandal once... Got a ticket and court date for "assault"... Tru (Type: photo | Published: 2013-06-08T12:50:00+0000 | Likes: 11973 | Shares: 2777)
Mommy Needs a Beer: I hit my ex husband with a baby sandal once... Got a ticket and court date for "assault"... True story.... I don't throw shoes anymore...Comments:
Joyce Mourounas - It wasn't my shoe
Tammy Nance Oppy - You should've used a steel toed boot.
Kristen Makholm - Hmmmmm. I prefer remote controls.
Kelley Smith - Lol , a brick yes shoe never!
Mandi Shrum - What kind of pansy reports assault with a baby sandal?
Kristen Kromer Waxberg - Been there done that...
Trisha Williams - Your story is funny shit!!!!! LMAO!! Who puts someone on an assault charge over being hit by a baby shoe????!!!! Too funny!
AnnMarie Bustos - I'm the other 60% hahaha
Maureen McHale - My mother's favorite weapon. lol
Lynda Brooks - I tossed an alarm clock
Stephanie Jordan - I threw a 6 inch stiletto at my ex husband.. and a can of green beans once.. I was just really mad.. I swear im not crazy! ;-) lmao
Laurie DeFord - I threw a plastic spatula. We are divorced now.
Michele L Guest - I can't tell you how many remotes I have thrown and broken!
Jennifer Marie LuvinMiibebe - A baby shoe!!! What a lame guy I can understand beating with heel or steel toe boot but bavy sandal AAHHAAA
Jenni Slick - My weapon of choice is either a cordless phone or remote control...
Alyson Kuehn - From what I learned from the one disorderly conduct charge I got (which was received after I caught my ex fucking another girl in my bed) is that if you're going to break something and go to jail, make it worth it and break him, not the bedroom door.
Deidra Tucker - Don't throw shoes dear. Just vandalize his car anonymously.
Mindy Zink-Causey - (Caption) priceless something that would happen to me!!:))
Lucy Sorensen - Omg too funny I think we have all done this and then pick up our shoe to make shore it was ok.
Angie Severino Marquis - Should have used a hammer. :) At least you would have inflicted damage too.. ;) oh and for the record....any man that files "assault" charges for being hit with a shoe is a pussy!
Jenny Lund-Watson - My best friend threw a little flashlight into her soon to be ex's truck. She spent the night in jail. They charged her with assault. Lmao I hide the flashlights when she comes over ;)
- Maaaan, I wish I could tag a few of my friends on this one :P (Type: photo | Published: 2013-06-08T02:09:06+0000 | Likes: 8735 | Shares: 1810)
Mommy Needs a Beer: Maaaan, I wish I could tag a few of my friends on this one :PComments:
Sarah Boyd McNulty - Truer words have never been spoken
Terolyn Lay - I know a few people that need this as well......
Monica Gossman - True. Sometimes you just simply want what you can't have when it really comes down to it.
Starlet Ramirez - Right! That goes for friendships too! Not all friends are good friends!
Bri Bostwick - Very true! But sucks
Rebecca Morrison - Except you want them to remain your friends.... ;)
Dianna Michelle - Amanda Tolson Creech this is u an your husband!!
Geri A Grimes - For fifty years I have been attracted to the sickest man in the bunch...all the knowing it does not change what I find attractive in a man..
Jenny Love - Jessica Landeros
Beth Ann Daigle - I shoulda learned THAT 20 yrs ago!
Smitten Smitty - Had to learn this one the hard way
Pamela Kathleen - Tag tag tag lol soooo true
Melissa Stewart Bingham - Preach it brother
Jessica Hansen - I needed to see this tonight.
Hanna Elfadil - Perhaps, but why is Shaggy the person here (on the picture)?
Shea Lynn - And you always find this out the hard way!
Selena Saenz - Can you imagine saying it in his voice! Lol
Faye Lloyd - Can I double 'LIKE' that
Cecilio Felix - I can only guess who those friends are
Robin Mcmullin Mcgowan - And it really sucks too!
Cori Morgan - Hell yes, learned the lesson long ago....much better for it!!! ;)
- Last day of school! I'm just excited I don't have to wake up early to take them to school for a (Type: photo | Published: 2013-06-04T14:43:25+0000 | Likes: 20673 | Shares: 6085)
Mommy Needs a Beer: Last day of school! I'm just excited I don't have to wake up early to take them to school for a few monthsComments:
Wendi Parker St Clair - Enjoy that LAST day of freedom!! Ha! and I Soooo feel you on the waking up early part. We have one more day here. :)
Deborah Louda - Work Work Work!!!!!!!!!
Angie Ward Carothers - I love not having the morning rush! But...I have a daycare in my home and that means tough nap times...'cause you can't keep the big kids quiet.
Stephanie Schuler Morgan - I may still have to go to work but I don't have to get up before the sun to get everybody else ready. Grown up version of summer break.
Ali Thompson - And school. Work and school. Fmlllll.
Rebekka Boucher - its already the last day? theres still like 3 more weeks here ugh :(
Gina Kisner-Dastic - I just want one more summer !!!!!!!!!!!
Brandy Nichole - my sons last day was last thursday
Dee Timmons - Not me!! Haha I work from home part time making full time money!! Haha sorry Mommy Needs a Beer!!!!
Kimberly Rothwell - i still have two more days until my kid gets out of school, so i'm taking full advantage of those two days, but if i was a kid, i would be pissed off that my last day of school wasn't last week.
Tina Matthews - Not this summer. ...
Maribel Munoz - I do get the summers off lol
Marge Swan - heck taking care of kids all day is a big JOB!!
Marisa McBride - I love being able to be a stay-at-home mom and also have my career of being a Realtor. I can pick and choose my own schedule and my clients and the money is fantastic!
Salena Hinojosa - No vacation really for me Mt girls get out on June 29 n then start there .new school on August 15 so no kick back chill time for us wah
Tammy Bates - I enjoy a little extra quiet time with my coffee in the morning....Sometimes I even tiptoe around so they don't wake up :)
Samantha Borgio - Same here. My sons last day is next week and at least I get two months off from having to wake up so early
Arlene Molinar Patino - Apryl Patiño Joe Patino
Kecia Kelley - Oh, yeah, and the real fun part is having them home alone all day getting into things and making messes. :(
Mia Huff - I miss summers off!!
Shannon Miller - I have this summer off due to my pregnancy and I am going to enjoy it with the kids to the fullest
- I have had a ton of messages asking about my dog Max since I posted about him last night. I was (Type: status | Published: 2013-06-06T01:30:36+0000 | Likes: 2723 | Shares: 0)
Mommy Needs a Beer: I have had a ton of messages asking about my dog Max since I posted about him last night. I was trying to answer them all individually but can't so it's easier to make my reply a status update. First, thank you for those who were thinking of us. It really means a lot to run this page of funny pics and only personally know about 50 of you, but actually have people check on us and care. Max went to the Vet and has infection and possible pending tail amputation (it's awful, I bawled)... Will find out for sure after a week of antibiotics, steroids, pain meds and anxiety meds (for him, not me)...Thankful to Riverstone Companion Animal Center, Dr Ryan, Mollie and Amber for the great care! New respect for Vets and Vet techs!Comments:
Marlene Leach - I will be thinking of him and wishing all of you well!
Jared N Sharon Thomas - Thank you for the update. Hoping for the best outcome!
Christine Galvan-Resoort - Wow ! I hope he recovers ! Was it something he got from the groomers?
Deanie Gallimore - Poor pup, hope he's better soon.
Lisa Piscitello - It sounds like Max is getting the best care possible, My son and I wish him a happy healthy and speedy recovery.....
Chelle Jacobson - The care giving never ends!!
Emily Klingler - Put my dog to sleep last night. Worst. Thing. Ever :-(
Regina Barnhart - I hope your fur-baby's tail is ok!
Madison Hyatt - Oh no!! Our prayers are with Max and your family.
Valerie Kleiner Gage - so sorry but u caught it in time
Elizabeth Christopher Grigaliunas - hope all goes well
Lisa Gallagher Summerfield - Poor max!!! Prayers to your baby!!!
Amanda Byers-Winwood - Had a similar thing with my dog. Bacterial infection ended with tail amputation .
Maureen Gutierrez - Hope he's better soon!!
Sarah Creasy Stakor - Aww, poor dog! Hope he heels quickly. Also, thank you for knowing the word is BAWLED and not BALLED. :)
Jennifer Lee Chapman - Good luck!!! Hope he gets better soon!!!
Dana Baker - Sending good juju your way!!!
Becky Ciccone - hope your pup gets better!
Kristie LaBoca - Praying for a full recovery for your boy Max. Nothing like the love of a dog. It's true unconditional love. May God give the drs the knowledge to heal your boy max.
Monica Pickens - I was wondering where you been I will pray for Max to heal fast poor doggie
Tiashaun Moran Brown - Awwwe. Keep the tail. Go away infection!