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- Just another great use for my thirty one bag... Road trip to see Tesla at House of Blues celebr (Type: photo | Published: 2013-06-16T00:33:32+0000)
Mommy Needs a Beer: Just another great use for my thirty one bag... Road trip to see Tesla at House of Blues celebrating 3 year anniversary... We are having contest who can play best drinking songs on Spotify...I'm out of ideas... HELP!!Comments:
mahgirb esined - Play that funky music!
nipuot ceblad elleinad - Nicole Dalbec-Joyal
letram eerb - I want those! We don't have them here!!!
nosnits anelak - Wow I never knew that weird shaped freezer block was made to hold cans!!!!! Omg I feel dumb haha
reiem htebazile haras - 40 oz to freedom by sublime
orahp ydnew - http://youtu.be/97ECZMvbLxg
renocsib asset - Chris Chris Mason have you had these to drink?? Reminded me of you :)
elocin assen - I just cracked one of those open myself!
laerralliv refinnej - love those but they are deadly, with about 6 im good.... have fun!, and i think red solo cup, by toby keith... its a fun and happy song
reklep htebazile aras - I've got friends, Garth brooks?
kasro adnilem - Dennis Leary's Irish Drinking Song.
nidruob enileda - Journey - dont stop believing!
oiradda assilem - Friends in Low Places is my favorite!
ekralc aras - Copperhead Road !
yelarf eroom ikciv - BTW... Nice bling
nosnikliw yesrod anad - Taylor Swifts "Mean" it's awesome!!!! (y)
hguorbray ydnac - Where is Tesla tonight? Didn't know they were on tour! Mine and my fiance's song is "Love Song" :-)
sdrub nellum assilem - Two piña coladas by Garth brooks
tlom 'senoj' hsirt - Put a drink in my hand Eric Church
emarf aet aseret - Any Irish song will do!! "Beer Beer Beer, tiddly Beer beer Beer!!"
htims eigna - Roxanne you don't have to put on the red light!
- Mnab survey: After 2am Weekend night stop on the way home... Mine is Whataburger... But, where (Type: status | Published: 2013-06-15T06:47:03+0000)
Mommy Needs a Beer: Mnab survey: After 2am Weekend night stop on the way home... Mine is Whataburger... But, where do you go if there is no Whataburger or IHOP?Comments:
sleinad rehtaeh - Most likely Denny's lol!
zerep anirak - Denny's or Norms. In Cali there's 24 hour tacos too!
cin eikcin - Jack n the box for tacos lol
nacirok netsirk - I have neither! Always taco bell!
nosnaws rehtaeh - Village Inn or Denny's,,,
reyeg adnama - waffle house! or ihop
noslo ikkin - God I miss Whataburger all I got is Jack in the box :(
kaod nosretsam nire - Home to cry! Lol
luasnoc idieh - There is always Jack in the Box or here in El Paso Chico's Tacos!
aicrag tenaj - Tommys!! Chili Burger and fries yum
zurc nidlen - jack in the box lol
esiuol inrahs - I don't get to go out, but I'd go McDonalds :)
zevahc ellehcim-leahcim - All we have in our small town open that late is mickey ds or Denny's
.rj azrag odlabso - We go sewhere outside of texas! But caise every Texan knows, there is jo better place to be!
nidob anatnas - Waffle.house yo !
oos akiaki - Your ex's house.
attohcs kcuhc - I'm with Nyssa... JITB, for a mess of those good tacos! That's some good party food, there... :-D
sllew aerdna - McDonalds or maybe Taco Bell. they are the only ones available.
seyah nitsirk - Krystals hands down.
nosihctuh rehtaeh - Village Inn if you have one!! Better than IHOP any day!!
siddag yerhpmuh nonnahs - White Castle.. It's "What you crave"
- I'm at a Graduation party tonight where the liquor is FREEEEEE!!! Keep 'em coming bartender.... (Type: photo | Published: 2013-06-15T03:19:08+0000)
Mommy Needs a Beer: I'm at a Graduation party tonight where the liquor is FREEEEEE!!! Keep 'em coming bartender.... Oh, and congratulations Desiray Sanchez....Comments:
oiggneb drofdarb - If a glass is half full it is also half empty and if its half empty its also half full.
namhtor eivets - Have fun nd b safe!
yeknoccm nala wehttam - Just don't order a " dirty Sanchez "
enots elleinad - Frank Samargis this reminds me of you. Lol.
sigramas knarf - Just keep fillin lol
rehcnit anitsirhc - wish i was there with ya bff...especially the liquor being free:)
uaelehcor ymmat - Have funnish but be safe-ish! :)
sremmus selrahc - Cheers, as I hoist my glass of Scotch, to YOU...
nosretep ecadnac - That's how I feel
hcaor hclew alegna - Congratulations
noskcaj yendor - You Betta not be drinking in your condition young lady.
noswad eibbed - But....Always designate a driver!!
woem nevets - Hahaha yes !! Victoria Coleman refill away !!
nayr mahcram htiduj - Congrats, Desiray !!!
retrop tterb - Jessica Kroll I'll fill it to the top for you
llork acissej - Hahahahahha. . Gee make me look like a drinker. ..hahaha;)
mahtrow ahsile - Hehe funny that's me :/ lol
erriuga amri - Have a bless weekend my wonderful friend :)
yensop ylloh - Have FUN & drink one for me or 2!!!lol
llignessam enna ydissac - Meggan Wornek Howard Wornek Adam Norton Danielle Green Jacy Mae Hyland
newo kcirtap - Brenda Fae aaahhhaaa
- I need a couple of bottled of these today... (Type: photo | Published: 2013-06-15T00:26:08+0000)
Mommy Needs a Beer: I need a couple of bottled of these today...Comments:
notnroht ytsim - Do they have them that day nana or grandma?
yarrum nagem - Yalonda Brodie-Folks
yttol yesnyl - a friend of mine introduced me to that wine years ago. Love it.
dleifremmus rehgallag asil - I need abig help.... Oh help...
redyns odnilag aivlys - Haha! I think I need a time out!
rejam at - I bought one of these for my kids day care provider! lol
nosredna lirpa - http://www.mommystimeout.net/page2.html
I found them gonna get me some. :-D
ehcongab eilla - No it's fucking juice in a glass bottle made to look like wine? Seriously were you born yesterday? Who fucking asks a dumbass question is that wine. Google your question before look like a complete ass face!
nnyl irrol - Mmmm...it is friday n I'm starting to get thirsty here lol!!!
sklof-eidorb adnolay - I'll take a Time Out Megan;)
ydarb kawon alegna - I love the labels. Allie, calm down.
dier ydnic - Where do I buy them
ehcongab eilla - Chillax Angela. It's Friday. Which mean say the fucking whatever you want.
aicrag-araveug nelehyram - Hmmm wonder if the sell them in San Antonio..I could use a couple today myself!
adnus reuarg refinnej - My mother in law gave me that for mothers day! Lol
nosredna lirpa - Allie it is wine i found the site go look at it.
relym ycram - i just seen a lady at the liquor store filling up her CART with bottles of this LOL. Nice.
sbocaj iram - We stock these at Sauk Prairie Liquor in Sauk City!
silos airam - Staci Campolattaro we need lots of time out :)
rrac yrrehscm assilem - That's soo funny because I just got one in a wine basket from my mother in law as a birthday present!
ehcongab eilla - No shit April. Read my post all the way through.
- Wow! Anyone else work for All About Staffing/Parallon find out about the across the board $1/ho (Type: status | Published: 2013-06-13T19:27:45+0000)
Mommy Needs a Beer: Wow! Anyone else work for All About Staffing/Parallon find out about the across the board $1/hour reduction in pay effective at the end of the month?Comments:
noslit-odeveza ecyoj - isn't this a hca owned company??
eladredual ynaffit - Why would they do that?
abla aeslehc - Sorry to hear that..
onarbmaz acraba akire - I work for parallon in las vegad
eeg eegna - Oh wow. We're contracted with them and its hard to get our nurses orientated with them.
rekcut yssim - You must not be in CA, because that is illegal here.
legne elluj - How can they legally do that? They signed a contract to pay people a specified wage.
navetsitnas eener - how do you get a reduction in pay?
llewdrac etnuahc - I just left an a HCA/Parallon facility. They are awful. No raises, high insurance premiums, all of it.
lazelod ykceb - What????? They didn't send any notice out.
samoht aseret - That is crap! Where is it? Is it nursing registry? What states? Sorry for you guys
eniw fo ssalg a htiw msitua - I would be happy to have a job still
reywal yadannac innep - It is legal in Texas, because Texas is a "right to work" state. We have very few unions, which makes it a lot easier to screw the employees.
thgirw rehtaeh - My husband is a mail carrier with usps and they just reduces his pay by $5/hour after he was a few months in with his new contract. I wish it was only a dollar.
nospmoht yblehs - ^problem. You dont settle, you fight for your damn rights or it will only get worse. Sorry to hear about this.
thgirw rehtaeh - And he his union.
stnoh hguh - Let me guess, to pay for obama care?
yllek einna - California is a "right to work state" too but at least employers give you a heads up on impending reductions... Ouch!
dranyam rrats adnama - Unionize my friends. Stand up and fight. No one can afford a pay decrease in this economy.
navetsitnas eener - you need to have it in paper form, contact your wage and labor office
drassub ydnarb - No one can afford unions in this economy...
- Oh happy, happy day! My Max is home, healthy and happy! Although, it will take time to get used (Type: status | Published: 2013-06-12T14:44:00+0000)
Mommy Needs a Beer: Oh happy, happy day! My Max is home, healthy and happy! Although, it will take time to get used to his beautiful lions tail being replaced with a nub we are thankful! Dr Cate did a wonderful job with his surgery and his office staff is incredible! SO very thankful for Riverstone Companion Animal Hospital for such great care! I can't thank the person enough who put me in touch with the right people to help us. PetSmart corporate office has stepped up and taken care of Max's medical expenses and has launched an investigation to try to prevent this from happening again in the future. Even though I can't say I'm happy with what happened, I CAN say that they are at least attempting to make it right! They could've brushed this off and ignored it but they haven't. We appreciate the messages, well wishes, prayers and advice so many of you have sent!Comments:
ekralc asil - so glad hes ok xx
yagert tuas adnohr - happy to hear Max is doing well and PS is doing the right thing.
ecyob elknih atina - prayers for continued recovery! Glad to hear they're going to take care of his expenses too!
acobal eitsirk - Praise God!!!!! So happy he's going to be ok. And kudos to petsmart for trying to make it right.
zedlav-arerbac inaj - So happy he is doing well.
etteip eerised - Now he just looks like a Manx kitty. Glad he's ok.
sehctirb yzzid - Good on PS for stepping up. I don't know the story but I'm glad your companion is home safe and sound.
nadroj enna acissej - Thank God Max is doing well and Petsmart is doing the right thing!
draw ennazus icart - SO happy to hear about a company that actually has ethics! Speedy recovery to Max!
sekih nemrac - Glad to hear that he's home and doing well!!
sknab renraw harobed - My sweet dog was born without a tail... The nubbin wagging is adorable. You'll soon love it:)
Glad your baby is feeling better!
releek yak - <3 and hugs to you and Max! Glad he's on the mend!!
hcir nasus - We have an Australian Shepherd, his tail was docked when he was a couple of days old... We love his little stub when he wiggles it!! Glad everything worked out!
nomis rehsif elocin - I am so glad Pet Smart stepped up! Accidents happen at least they are doing what they can to make it right.
tsiuqmloh ycnan - I was just thinking of you as I groomed my own dog the other day at home and was about to send you a message! I'm so sorry he had to have surgery, but I'm glad you took the steps necessary. I send healing thoughts and light to you and Max!
avlis aromaled nimzaj - Yaya good to know he is doing great now and he's home with u!
rentnak aras - How did it happen??
selyts yllek - glad Max is doing well and that PetSmart is taking the responsibility for what happened.
dyob 'ener - Great for pet smart!!
gnirah lerual - Sad that it happened, but glad that Max will heal and be healthy again. PetSmart is doing exactly what a company should do when something like this happens. Give Max a cuddle from me. :)
wonkotekiluoytndluow taktik - I'm so glad he's gonna be ok! :D
- Are your thighs bikini-ready? Look at these results after ONE skinny wrap from Wraps By Mena ~I (Type: photo | Published: 2013-06-12T12:43:11+0000)
Mommy Needs a Beer: Are your thighs bikini-ready? Look at these results after ONE skinny wrap from Wraps By Mena ~It Works! Did you know that Wraps by Mena gives away Skinny Wraps on her page EVERY DAY?! You can share this photo to enter (also make sure you "LIKE" her page). You can get 4 wraps for $59 over at https://carroll.myitworks.com Questions? Text 765-716-8405 or email email@example.comComments:
rennat esile - It's water weight. Drink a lot of water and go run.. Wraps are silly
zerreitug leafar - They both look sexy to me. Lol
yenba yecal - Is she standing with her legs farther apart or is it just me !?
ttenrab nnelg - The wraps caused the initial issues - chicken wraps, sausage and cheese wraps....
elacsaptterb llemaydolem - There's almost no difference. And those wraps are the biggest BS ever.
reeb a sdeen ymmom - Elise Tanner These wraps actually aren't water weight :)
smliw-hctirf nasus - It's just water weight. Eat right and move your ass!
reeb a sdeen ymmom - and Lacey Inez, if you look closely, you can see that she put a box between her feet so that she would be showing an accurate result, standing with her legs the exact same distance apart :)
rennat esile - Ok.. Being someone that has worked out forever .. The old school way.. I'm not sold. I guess being a nurse ill tell my future patients don't exercise go wrap yourself.. That will prevent Clogged arteries and slim you down. No
reeb a sdeen ymmom - ItWorks wraps aren't water weight wraps! :) Also, MelodyAmell BrettPascale, the difference may be small, but for 45 minutes, its a pretty big difference. Where would 45 min in the gym get you? Not results like this! You guys can knock the wraps all day long, but I have personally tried them and they DO work. :) If you haven't tried them, then you should. I was fortunate to purchase them from someone that gave VERY good/detailed instructions for use, which I hear is the number one thing with these wraps. If you don't follow the instructions, they simply wont work for you.
ikswokpork nonnahs - I'm not that vain. Marilyn Monroe had thighs that touched. NBD. Love you for you and eff the rest.
rennat esile - If its not water weight what is it.. What exactly are you doing? Sweating out sodium. Water follows salt.. Ding ding.. Your sweating. Your not shrinking fat..
nllek-ilsuh ail - Bunk, sorry. Eating well and exercise is the only answer. Save your money buying wraps and get some good walking shoes!
angadra eesoj - i think its worth a try! ;)
ttimhcs nerual - Hey Elise FYI you don't even sweat when you wrap. Maybe you should know what you're talking about. Ding ding!
elacsaptterb llemaydolem - Ya as a nurse there's no scientific evidence to back these wraps up. You don't melt fat like that. Elise tanner in right. Pure water weight.
reeb a sdeen ymmom - Elise Tanner, the way that it was explained to me, by the distributor that sold me mine, is that they make SURE to promote healthy lifestyle/eating habits, exercise, etc....this is just an additive to what people are already doing, and no one should change their foundation of healthy habits and exchange them for this. Ever! :) The wraps aren't even for "inch loss", either, and aren't promoted as such at all (or at least aren't supposed to be) Its not a miracle product that is going to make someone go from a size 12 to a 2 overnight.... the wraps are made to help flush toxins out of your fat cells (Problem areas like cellulite, stretch marks, skin slackening) - and when THAT happens, the problem area gets smaller. :) Im a nurse too, so I definetly understand your argument. You should really try one! :)
namaes latsyrk - Even if you don't want to spend the money on wraps, I buy the Greens every month. My BF won't eat veggies so I make him a drink everyday and I start my day off with them. They have a lot of great products. I am not a distributor, but I love my greens and I have wrapped before. It's not water weight considering you are told to drink water the entire time you wrap. Just a little bit of research on the products.
smliw-hctirf nasus - Is not medically possible to lose fat that way. If you want to lose weight for a wedding tomorrow, then the wraps are ok. You'll just put it back on the next day. It's a sham for suckers.
ttimhcs nerual - You ladies are silly. You don't even sweat. Please know the facts! Very easy.
hguapsla amme - The box is still between her feet... It's scooted forward by all of half an inch... If you don't want to try the wraps or don't have something good to say about them then don't comment at all. You're wasting your time and everyone else's. I go to the gym which helps with my health but the wraps just shed off the extra inches that the gym doesn't take off. I use them both and the wraps are awesome. Just going to the gym won't get rid of the inches. And I am definetly an expert on extra skin areas after working my butt off at the gym.
- Maybe I could get the kids to vacuum more if I had this... (Type: photo | Published: 2013-06-11T08:19:30+0000)
Mommy Needs a Beer: Maybe I could get the kids to vacuum more if I had this...Comments:
snilloc idnyc - My kids will do anything if i promise to let them vacuum lol Parent 1
eiram idnarb - That'd be AWESOME
drofdarb yeslehc - Hell maybe I would vacuum more lol
reihtuag ellenaj - What Chelsey said!!
anul ellehcim - Don't bother they'll just break it !!
kcalb ylrimik - Hmm..I've mainly got hardwood flooring, how about one that mops
zenitram yar - Regina Marie Martinez.....U like?
suirtemod llessur yelhsa - Best. Invention. Ever!!!!!
newo ydnic - Love it.. Want one
selah ydnew - Put a man on it to do the work and it would be perfect........
elttil relgeiz eirameelyah - Laziness level: American.
alofos airam - Me and d kids wud fight to do d hovering
ewierg yduj - My husband would do some housework!
swehttam acissej - My SO vacuums! : )
llebpmac nosila - Stuff kids I want one x
egavaikuno eor eiram - Lol I would vacuum more if I had this!!
namerof elleira - I need. I could vacuum post c section!
yelir haras - Pure laziness right here but It does look like it would be fun
relheok leinadcm irot - I would come vacuum your house if you had one of those!
senoj anirroc - Michelle Goldthorpe this would b handy lol
zehcnas allets - U won't have a house left haha they'd vacuum up couches, walls, beds etc. Haha
- And by lunch I mean beer.... (Type: photo | Published: 2013-06-10T19:47:27+0000)
Mommy Needs a Beer: And by lunch I mean beer....Comments:
llenrap yelhsa - Dragonfli Amany BWAHHAAH pretty much.
sllew eiram haras - AnnaBelle Carter ;) ;) muahaha
llehguac neeruam - See ya there Iaboo Xaochay
ajajdnas snika refinnej - YEP. I've settled on Corona with lime for my lunch today.
nosbocaj elocin rehtaeh - Dawn Larson heck yeah soon!!
giwerreh acissej - Daniel Hayes- Ahahahahaha!
elgac aynot - Amy Cagle Marge Bolokoski
nosral nwad - Hehehehe, Heather Nicole Jacobson!
mlohkam netsirk - Ahhhh the liquid lunch
sttub adnerb - Yes I am ready !!!
reywal nerual - Hahahah Natalie Hollway
selasor zeugirdor nasus - Ha,ha I love it
silos ycnan - Vanessa Tannous and Chelsey Hall sounds familiar
skram ycats - That's sounds good to me and I'm ready for a cold one now. lol
yor tsiuqdnil enirehtak - Michelle - soon preaze
suonnat assenav - Nancy....you know this!!
pilihp rekcut eirrac - April Doetsch, you know we are overdue for "lunch" ;)
dnahcram werdna - At least you're honest.
notlihc yllop - Krystle Rothwell heheheh xxx
tsop ttirb - MaryAlice O'Shea
ecnerwal etteivnoj - Hayley Sitron who knew??
- My poor sweet Max has his appointment for tail amputation tomorrow morning. We agree with our V (Type: photo | Published: 2013-06-10T17:41:59+0000)
Mommy Needs a Beer: My poor sweet Max has his appointment for tail amputation tomorrow morning. We agree with our Vet that the amputation will heal much quicker and be less painful than the long road of attempting to recover his poor tail. The Weatherford PetSmart manager returned my call today and was very kind and will refund the cost of grooming and is currently also trying to see what else the Petsmart corporate can offer to help with our terrible and expensive experience. So y'all go buy some MNAB shirts, mugs or koozies so I can pay for the $600 surgery tomorrow! And thank you all who have kept Max in your thoughts and messages me to check on him! I am lucky to have such nice people reading my page!Comments:
htims drofdet ardaed - poor baby,hope all goes well & he has a speedy recovery.
notelgnihs rebma - Omfg what happened?
renfeh eilatan - awww.. poor guy.. what happened? :(
naltap yelhsa - Will pray for you and your family! Because after all, pets are family too!
amrel ycart - Omg wat happened? I hope he has a speedy recovery!
anibaired anitnelav - can you attache a link for a tshirt?
sitruc aicirtap - Oh, the poor guy! Prayers, God Bless!
noskcaj yesahc - Hope all goes well!
neelyahs eissac - :( poor guy what the heck happened??
ezirp eidua - Poor baby, are you going to Bowie animal hospital?
ligiv yduj - What caused this?
yelnats relle alemap - Wow! A groomer did that? Poor doggie!
nosnhoj einnob - What the heck did PetSmart do to his tail!?!?!
iranit zil - that is so sad...this happened when he was getting groomed?
reddet eibbor - Awww, Hope the surgery goes well and is over quick for him tomorrow!
naitsirhc acnalb - Good luck to Max. Hope all goes well.
azonipse ennaxor - Poor thing!! What happened??
snurb eromasirg refinnej - omg! how did they do THAT to his tail???? poor fur-baby!
kcirmah legna - This happened cause a petsmart groomer? Geesh, hope everything turns around after surgery, that poor baby.
relleb anaj - they need to pay for the surgery.
reeb a sdeen ymmom - http://www.etsy.com/shop/MOMMYNEEDSABEER?ref=search_shop_redirect
- I hit my ex husband with a baby sandal once... Got a ticket and court date for "assault"... Tru (Type: photo | Published: 2013-06-08T12:50:00+0000)
Mommy Needs a Beer: I hit my ex husband with a baby sandal once... Got a ticket and court date for "assault"... True story.... I don't throw shoes anymore...Comments:
sanuoruom ecyoj - It wasn't my shoe
yppo ecnan ymmat - You should've used a steel toed boot.
mlohkam netsirk - Hmmmmm. I prefer remote controls.
htims yellek - Lol , a brick yes shoe never!
murhs idnam - What kind of pansy reports assault with a baby sandal?
grebxaw remork netsirk - Been there done that...
smailliw ahsirt - Your story is funny shit!!!!! LMAO!! Who puts someone on an assault charge over being hit by a baby shoe????!!!! Too funny!
sotsub eiramnna - I'm the other 60% hahaha
elahcm neeruam - My mother's favorite weapon. lol
skoorb adnyl - I tossed an alarm clock
nadroj einahpets - I threw a 6 inch stiletto at my ex husband.. and a can of green beans once.. I was just really mad.. I swear im not crazy! ;-) lmao
drofed eirual - I threw a plastic spatula. We are divorced now.
tseug l elehcim - I can't tell you how many remotes I have thrown and broken!
ebebiimnivul eiram refinnej - A baby shoe!!! What a lame guy I can understand beating with heel or steel toe boot but bavy sandal AAHHAAA
kcils innej - My weapon of choice is either a cordless phone or remote control...
nheuk nosyla - From what I learned from the one disorderly conduct charge I got (which was received after I caught my ex fucking another girl in my bed) is that if you're going to break something and go to jail, make it worth it and break him, not the bedroom door.
rekcut ardied - Don't throw shoes dear. Just vandalize his car anonymously.
yesuac-kniz ydnim - (Caption) priceless something that would happen to me!!:))
nesneros ycul - Omg too funny I think we have all done this and then pick up our shoe to make shore it was ok.
siuqram onireves eigna - Should have used a hammer. :) At least you would have inflicted damage too.. ;) oh and for the record....any man that files "assault" charges for being hit with a shoe is a pussy!
nostaw-dnul ynnej - My best friend threw a little flashlight into her soon to be ex's truck. She spent the night in jail. They charged her with assault. Lmao I hide the flashlights when she comes over ;)
- I can ALWAYS count on I'm funny when you're drunk for my morning laugh! (Type: photo | Published: 2013-06-08T12:33:00+0000)
Mommy Needs a Beer: I can ALWAYS count on I'm funny when you're drunk for my morning laugh!Comments:
fuahurf nottus ahsit - omg thanks for the morning laugh....hilarious
ssiehtluhcs enitsirhc - HA!!! "Put down the hammer"
htims nasus - Maybe she should invest in some Preparation H
retaiw irod - Lmao KaelaRose Morlan
ttaw divad - Just read this oh my too funny!
kcinemoh elocin - Lmfao.....omg best ever!
drapoel nworb mik - Omg!!!!! This is so funny and perfect timing for me.....
zepol-htims norahs - Sooooo funny and true!!!
oreipid nylorac - Hilarious!! But so true.
aicarg ycul - Love my fellow Texans! lol
retaiw irod - Tami Boyd, Amber Hale
namezob ylloh - Maybe if they infused them with a transdermal hormone control medicine...and a bunch of those gals commenting over there don't have big problems, but a lot of us have a crisis 7-15 days a month. Yes, I know it's hysterectomy time, but I can't afford it and I refuse to let taxpayers pick up my tab.
eltsiwtne nollozib igig - LOL! I can feel her pain!!
nnud renogaw inafets - "inbred hillbilly with knife skills"Bahahaha! Greatness!
agev eiggam - ahahahah....so funny but oh so true. I definitely get a little homicidal when it's that time.. so a little reminder here and there to not kill someone would definitely be wiser.
elah yelar anig - LMAO @ "Put the hammer down"...
namsob ahter - Haaaaahaaaaaahaaa!! This is really funny!!
sseh acceb - Rebecca Rayment, I know you will appreciate this laugh too! ;)
uaemoc assyla - Am I the only woman around here who doesn't use my period as an excuse to act like a crazy person? This 'letter' is funny, don't get me wrong, but damn...
nanreik-ekhcsim anal - hahahaha!!! That is terrific!
zepol ettenay - This is too funny!!!
- Maaaan, I wish I could tag a few of my friends on this one :P (Type: photo | Published: 2013-06-08T02:09:06+0000)
Mommy Needs a Beer: Maaaan, I wish I could tag a few of my friends on this one :PComments:
ytluncm dyob haras - Truer words have never been spoken
yal nyloret - I know a few people that need this as well......
namssog acinom - True. Sometimes you just simply want what you can't have when it really comes down to it.
zerimar telrats - Right! That goes for friendships too! Not all friends are good friends!
kciwtsob irb - Very true! But sucks
nosirrom acceber - Except you want them to remain your friends.... ;)
ellehcim annaid - Amanda Tolson Creech this is u an your husband!!
semirg a ireg - For fifty years I have been attracted to the sickest man in the bunch...all the knowing it does not change what I find attractive in a man..
evol ynnej - Jessica Landeros
elgiad nna hteb - I shoulda learned THAT 20 yrs ago!
yttims nettims - Had to learn this one the hard way
neelhtak alemap - Tag tag tag lol soooo true
mahgnib trawets assilem - Preach it brother
nesnah acissej - I needed to see this tonight.
lidafle annah - Perhaps, but why is Shaggy the person here (on the picture)?
nnyl aehs - And you always find this out the hard way!
zneas aneles - Can you imagine saying it in his voice! Lol
dyoll eyaf - Can I double 'LIKE' that
xilef oilicec - I can only guess who those friends are
nawogcm nillumcm nibor - And it really sucks too!
nagrom iroc - Hell yes, learned the lesson long ago....much better for it!!! ;)
- Available in several other beverage choice sayings...
http://www.etsy.com/shop/MOMMYNEEDSABEER? (Type: photo | Published: 2013-06-07T07:27:51+0000)
Mommy Needs a Beer: Available in several other beverage choice sayings... http://www.etsy.com/shop/MOMMYNEEDSABEER?ref=search_shop_redirectComments:
stnoy hteb - Kimberly Hayes Glenda Bailey Davis
ecitrab nerol acnaib - Angela Perry im gonna get this for u haha
zenun enaid aihtnyc - FUK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
seyah stnoy ylrebmik - Yep....that would be us!!
iksolzok-srehtorb mik - Thought of u girlz. =) <3 Amanda Crespo & Kerry Keenan
sivad yeliab adnelg - Yes!!! Finally a way to have done for breakfast!!
drofrub retew ydnew - Johnny Burford this is for your mom lol
aicrag yaj - Mary, what do you think? I buy one for you and you buy one for me?
inimagreb nitsirk - I have to buy this for my mom, this has been her dirty little secret for years!!!
dur norahs - Torrie Joette-is there something your not saying...oh Miss Coffee Queen !!! :)
sraem-rekameohs regnig - I could use that this morning. I haven't heard a word
legnettew yrehs - Stacey Hoss, we need these!! :)
legnettew yrehs - One for Gail Fanders too! XO <3
slekcip bbew eus - Definitely not for a teachers desk ! Hahahaa.
aerep alegna - Julie Holmes i found your coffee cup .. ;-)
sivad yeliab adnelg - Sounds like I have already had my coffee cup full of wine. I meant to say finally a way to have wine for breakfast!!
deer etil rats - Martha Freeman Barrell all you :)
sdoow imoan - And it is red wine so that from a distance it can pass fr coffee.
lrak nad - Cindy Hull-Penka.......this has your name on it
nayr elocin - Connie Hooten ;-)
notlimah eiluj - I need a wine hugger thingie that says that...lol
- I have had a ton of messages asking about my dog Max since I posted about him last night. I was (Type: status | Published: 2013-06-06T01:30:36+0000)
Mommy Needs a Beer: I have had a ton of messages asking about my dog Max since I posted about him last night. I was trying to answer them all individually but can't so it's easier to make my reply a status update. First, thank you for those who were thinking of us. It really means a lot to run this page of funny pics and only personally know about 50 of you, but actually have people check on us and care. Max went to the Vet and has infection and possible pending tail amputation (it's awful, I bawled)... Will find out for sure after a week of antibiotics, steroids, pain meds and anxiety meds (for him, not me)...Thankful to Riverstone Companion Animal Center, Dr Ryan, Mollie and Amber for the great care! New respect for Vets and Vet techs!Comments:
hcael enelram - I will be thinking of him and wishing all of you well!
samoht norahs n deraj - Thank you for the update. Hoping for the best outcome!
trooser-navlag enitsirhc - Wow ! I hope he recovers ! Was it something he got from the groomers?
eromillag einaed - Poor pup, hope he's better soon.
olleticsip asil - It sounds like Max is getting the best care possible, My son and I wish him a happy healthy and speedy recovery.....
nosbocaj ellehc - The care giving never ends!!
relgnilk ylime - Put my dog to sleep last night. Worst. Thing. Ever :-(
trahnrab aniger - I hope your fur-baby's tail is ok!
ttayh nosidam - Oh no!! Our prayers are with Max and your family.
egag renielk eirelav - so sorry but u caught it in time
sanuilagirg rehpotsirhc htebazile - hope all goes well
dleifremmus rehgallag asil - Poor max!!! Prayers to your baby!!!
doowniw-sreyb adnama - Had a similar thing with my dog. Bacterial infection ended with tail amputation .
zerreitug neeruam - Hope he's better soon!!
rokats ysaerc haras - Aww, poor dog! Hope he heels quickly. Also, thank you for knowing the word is BAWLED and not BALLED. :)
nampahc eel refinnej - Good luck!!! Hope he gets better soon!!!
rekab anad - Sending good juju your way!!!
enoccic ykceb - hope your pup gets better!
acobal eitsirk - Praying for a full recovery for your boy Max. Nothing like the love of a dog. It's true unconditional love. May God give the drs the knowledge to heal your boy max.
snekcip acinom - I was wondering where you been I will pray for Max to heal fast poor doggie
nworb narom nuahsait - Awwwe. Keep the tail. Go away infection!