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- Things to do #NdioDameAingieBox... (Type: photo | Published: 2014-10-22T05:19:58+0000)
Daniel "Churchill" Ndambuki aka Mwalimu King'ang'i: Things to do #NdioDameAingieBox...Comments:
moses chelsea wainaina - kumshow we ni RICH! yaani Richard
tabby njambi - Siku hizi tunaingizwa suitecase. Tumepanda bei.
sheila chelagat - Nani amekupea picha yangu Churchil.nimeingia box na sitoki
hannah waithera - Cku izi c o box tunaingia wallet.....
journa jonaa - Unamshow sitamwaga ndani.
flavio fla'vio - unamwambia we ni GM wa bank sio GENERAL MANAGER but GATE MAN
ezra k. ngetich - si unakatakata makaratasi size ya noti ya thao alafu unazipanga vizuri katikati ya noti mbili real.. watakufuata kama vile akina petero walimfuata yesu.. HALLELUJAH!!!!!!!!;;; somebody shout a big Amen!!!!
christian litos joshua - Na bona hawapendi kuingia ProBox??
princess julie - Just checking what category she has put herself,then,fake it till you make it...#Teamkufakenayo ..Meanwhile,SEEN,these guys trending on the net??...Sema Kuwa Digital,its being embraced everywhere...www.witchdoctormagicanyneed.kbo.co.ke
joe joels muli - Fupisha comments tafadhali! Hapa si kwako!
chrysostom kimeli korir - mpeleke date umbuyie mahindi na utake kaselfie then umwhatsapp budake io pic...box mara tht
rodney mitto - excuse me!watu hukojoa wapi hku...aki nimekazwa!
ptah peesh - Wakisii Ata Ndio Hujiingiza Box
shady bëst rackie - Mapezi Ulaya Africa biashara!
bethwel kagiri - Mwambie tu buda amepas na wil yote n yangu.utawaona wakiingia hadi mtungi kama ile paka ya mombasa.
mwana wa mum - Sometimes is not about money or being impressive its about being real.
simon abuga somambia - 1.Buy her the best gifts u can afford.
2.Always rem her bday n important dates in her life
3.Support her personal dev programmes
4.Occassionally suprise her with dinner date
5.Plan ur future together.
6.Good sex is the last n only option to kip her ndani ya huyo box.
andy mich - Huyu hiyo box imekatwa anakaa tutoroka baada ya wiki hivi hahaha
rachel wambo - Mshow mapenzi na b there for her
linda msoh - Vile uliniingisha box Churchill
celia muthoni - mjengee gorofa hewani
- #NdioDameAingieBox....usikuwe umevaa socks kama hizi ukirusha mistari!!! (Type: photo | Published: 2014-10-22T08:17:58+0000)
Daniel "Churchill" Ndambuki aka Mwalimu King'ang'i: #NdioDameAingieBox....usikuwe umevaa socks kama hizi ukirusha mistari!!!Comments:
sarah harlequin ontario - Tutajuaje umehutsle.....uliza kiatu! like nikuadd
edith njoki - Shida ni ati niliingia box nashindwa nitatoka aje.
gilbert mbogo - Kama hii ni swagg,na ngotha si makende ziko nje zote!
george k. titus - Wewe mwalimu hakuna man hajawai vaa socks zimetoboka. Hio ndio UKenya bora wallet iwe imejaa
sarah serah - hii iliraruka machakos wakirusha viatu, itabidi aelewe
albert ogechi - ziko kama map ya Africa...Iyo ndo styl poa ya kutest ka dem anakupenda..Hahaaa
michael ambass - sock zinaeza kuwa hivo bt wallet ikuwe set na chapa
tmk ja - izi mtu hufua kaaziko dani ya nguo....
john kamakia - Wallet ndio kusema...!ile nono.
hannah waithera - Hehe,,,, aki leo wewe crocodile uko na mambo.....
Sasa sock na mistari zinakujia wapi??? Mistari nowadays ni wallet that talks,, c o socks,,,
witney witny - Guyz mna aibu sana. Socks kwani ni pesa ngapi jamani?
daniel ngigi - baka ziwe simo yakupumua
el ezran nyairoh - if the late michuki alivaa socks zimechapa!!!ye ni nani????we shinda hapo mwanaume ni kujiachilia
nasuu kiarie - hahaha.wallet gani hii mwasema na kununua socks ni shda
vayonathah akasiba - Kama socks yake hawezi nunua ni bra ataweza ninunulia.
wambui nyakwea - better hizo torn kuliko zenye zinanuka.
dennis comfort almasi - mapenzi ni kipofu,,,,,,,,! anaeza pendewa izo socks!
evanstian kartel el prince - mwanaume ni jasho!!!....na kunukisha socks
joseph shawn kinyua - Bill Kelz your socks
cat richie - Pheew! Harufu nayo...uliza kiatu
balozi mike - selling original usb cables
call mike 0719640094
- #NdioDameAingieBox...buy her some 'Beyonce' branded products like this bread - wanapenda Beyonc (Type: photo | Published: 2014-10-22T09:31:42+0000)
Daniel "Churchill" Ndambuki aka Mwalimu King'ang'i: #NdioDameAingieBox...buy her some 'Beyonce' branded products like this bread - wanapenda Beyonce!!Comments:
francis macharia - Huyo ni beyonce ama ni nkilote/waitherero?
rodney mitto - ka wee ni dame na hunyoa nywele ka lupita lyk hapa faster nkuoe.hurry while marriage space lasts.
rédempta bararwandika - Angela Ingabire Melsi the caption haha
albert kisoi - Andikeni haraka haraka nisome naelekea kwa ile shamba ya Karen!
frank latimoh - Hiyo ina onyesha haujiamini ka mwanamme kamili...atakula 2 ju ni chakula na nitamu bt at the end ov it anakutema kama big-G
charger irie positive - wee leo ni za madame tu kwany uko despa
mukhale robert - Hata kuna always...Beyonce- branded...nilinunua na hajaingia box.
mwana wa mum - This is underrating women...Nkt
vivian akoth - Aki walai its nt fair
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stella mutembei - Shetani hashindwe milele
adam master - #Dem:Dear pliz com nko om peke yangu
#Mm:hapana babe we com nko solo
Dem:k,si ulinshw utacom aki,ntumanie nauli bac
#Mm:ni ngapi Kwanzi Ath rive mpaka hapa kibera
#DM:Hapa mbaka city cntre #zimas clup ni 150
#Mm:so ni ivo?
#MM;OK na ucom na socks
KARIS:Dia nmefika zimas, uko?
#DM:ndo natoka swty bt sina fair aki'
KARIS:Ooh! baby ni doo ngap?
#DM:Ju kwanxia hapa mbaka kibera ni 200,hapo ni 250
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#bba watoto:gud nakuwait na rungu,
#dm:gwerra dia sini hiyo ndo nakujia
#LIKE TO #CONT...
ann njeri karanja - hu wil buy more ili tujue wagani wanakupenda zaidi
ann njeri karanja - ebu make t-shirt za churchil n c men and women
leon ahinga - saa hizi zinauzwa wapi?
mercy wangechi - Kwani unataka dame ama what is happening to you?
derrick stero - hio ni mkate ama my smart phone ndio inanidanganya???
- this will always be authentically Kenyan funny!!!....
KIKUYU WORD OF THE DAY
1. UTERUS -- eg (Type: status | Published: 2014-10-22T11:23:08+0000)
Daniel "Churchill" Ndambuki aka Mwalimu King'ang'i: this will always be authentically Kenyan funny!!!.... KIKUYU WORD OF THE DAY 1. UTERUS -- eg “We know Arsenals are the FA champions 2014 is not a must UTERUS!” 2. ROAR – eg “The government should ROAR the price of basic commodities” 3. MOROCCO - eg” its the hope of many Kenyan artists that Djs and radio stations play MOROCCO music. 4. TISSUE. eg: Kimani, you are doing it wrong, lemme TISSUE how to do it 5. MAINA: The casualties suffered MAINA injuries 6. MACHARIA eg.. The guests arrived MACHARIA than expected! 7. AARON… eg Kamau was broke so he asked for AARON from Barclays Bank.” 8. ARROW.. eg Njoroge’s phone rang, he picked it up and said ARROW 9. MUSHROOM. eg: I need to buy another sofa. There is too MUSHROOM in my house. 10. NDERITU… eg: “John’s car stalled in traffic because of NDERITU fuel he put. 11. WHEELBARROW – eg we have no tea leaves left, WHEELBARROW some from our neighbor 12. CHICKEN WING” eg: “Njeri plays the Lottery everyday so CHICKEN WING some money” 13..ROUGHENED – eg My sweetheart gives me ROUGHENED affection 14. WHEEL CHAIR . eg If you dont have money 4 food don’t worry, WHEEL CHAIR mine. 15. 'ALEHANDRO' Mfano kwenye sentensi:"Sikufurahia vire huyo Judge ALEHANDRO hiyo kesi" 16…..Comments:
amo deamore - Marijuana------> Mimi marijuana na Dedan. Kimathi 1945
sospeter wasike - LUCY KIBAKI e,g Enda ninulie quarana loose ikibaki uniletee credit ya safaricom
nutty neylex - hahaha. Chelsea ilichapa mtu jana 6. Weekend ni kichapo cha man u. Nipe lyks hapa man u inyoroshwe 6.
mary blige - SULPHITE eg if yu come near my wife again we SULPHITE
dan kwach - Derefa ya kifikifi-malimuabia afade kifikifi akawabia mnanifereka wapi?ciedi!
goat paradise - The ERECTION was so HARD, but i managed to come on TOP of all MEN
chuny min oaye - churchil hebu lipa karau wenye waliprovide security kwa show yako nakuru kwanza.
fridah sasha - Cheese....Cheese the one i was telling you about.
elizabeth ndung'u - Am a kiuk na sijaelewa iyo ya morocco na iya arrow ni ya wakao bana
wamaitha beckham - warai hii ni kuonewo!
nashon rege - Wacha ni saidie wajinga kama mimi Uterus-You tell us, Roar-lower Morocco-More local Tissue-Teach you Maina-Minor, Macharia-Much earlier, Arron-A loan, Arrow-hallow, Mushroom-Much room, Nderitu-The little, Wheelbarrow-will borrow, Chicken Wing-She can win Roughened Wheelchair Alehandro-ali handle
pat alivitsa - single ad searching any single here pliz hit my inbox
leslieking junior - Eeeeeh....tunga sentensi ukitumia neno "FYATUKA" mimi nilipoteza vifunguo fya tuka......haha.
chelsea chelsea - CAREER e.g career kiti uwache kuninyonya damu ukismama
teddy macbruce - CHINA-Kwa sasa mimi china neno rorote
samanslim awesömë njoroge - MARIJUANA.... Kamau na Njoroge Marijuana hapa Nairobi...
de'know tunya - THIRTY_ kwasababu ya hali ngumu ya maisha,mapenzi ya Thati sasa itakuwa ya fothe
wagah george - And this is hw the luos use the word SULPHITE..eg Onyango if u knw u will nt pay me my money by end month,we sal fight.
cannaiza wa jumba - haha no 2 kills it..............tebu like niku add chachap
jim jim - kiuk:ANGOLA ITALI CONGO MADAGATHIKA(MADAGASCA).
translation: if he finds me without head he will not burry me.
justus arap kosgei - WANGOI- I met churchul when we WANGOI home
- Meanwhile, somewhere along Nairobi-Nakuru What would you be touring here....? (Type: photo | Published: 2014-10-22T13:01:12+0000)
Daniel "Churchill" Ndambuki aka Mwalimu King'ang'i: Meanwhile, somewhere along Nairobi-Nakuru What would you be touring here....?Comments:
ibrahim ordinare korir - Six Ways to Catch a Tiger!
1.American Police Style: Allow the tiger to catch you, then you catch the tiger.
2.China Police Style: Chase the tiger until it becomes tired, then you catch it.
3.Arab Police Style: Kidnap the tiger's wife and threaten the tiger to surrender.
4.Indian Police Style: Sing for the tiger until it comes close to you, then catch it.
5.Mexican style: show the tiger love and cry for it and act a nyc soap to it until it comes near to you and catch it
6.Kenyan Police Style: Catch a goat, beat it until it agrees that it is a tiger. :O :D. For much of this krazy stuff LIKE OUR PAGE>>
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kalabatan john - Ndambuki get the messege clear budah.anamaanisha wanapokea pia miili za watalii
duncan kibocha - unaweza sample aina za kukufa na u choose yako yenye iko kwa offer
last moony - Ndizi alimuuliza chungwa kwani ukiliwa lazima unyonywe?chungwa akajibu mwenzio nisiponyonywa sipati raha kabisa na wewe je?Ndizi akasema mie nisipovuliwa nguo sipati raha pia.Naye pesheni(#passion)akadakia akasema mwenzenu mie nisipotiwa kidole alafu kizungushwe zungushwe kwa ndani sipati raha kabisa.WEWE JE?
leah ndegwa - That one is added,photo shop.
laura ikanda - If u want to tour 'heaven' or' hell', yaani touring 6 ft under
unique paul - Halloween statues,,,lol
riziki atieno tebino - kai ..... Eeeehhh sema marketing strategy waaaa
don khalifa kenya - I think I've seen this too. Hii si photoshop majamaa :O Feeling Shocked.
mercy wa muthoni - diffrent typs of dead bodies
david kiptum - Aiiiiii..... taking selfies at the morgue???
nelly murugi - dfrnt styles za kudie
janice janie mutua - Saw it last weekend and wondered. .
hannah wanjiku - i like the building outside bt ndani ata usiseme
edgar kizito - Talk of diversity :-)
kibor tanui - Yah tourism if you want to know what happens when you are finally there
shi jos - Open for tourism??? Are they kiddin!
gladys hax - Hell no! I knw the place
david kim njenga - io ni rear window ya probox. naitambua sana
faith mwaniki - I have passed there n never seen the tourism part..lol
chegako sam - Churchill hii boot ni ya probox!!!!!!!! Sema tuk tuk ya garissa.
- Before we say Good nights... Tomorrow there will be no Live Recording of the #ChurchillShow at (Type: status | Published: 2014-10-22T20:05:26+0000)
Daniel "Churchill" Ndambuki aka Mwalimu King'ang'i: Before we say Good nights... Tomorrow there will be no Live Recording of the #ChurchillShow at Carnivore...recording resumes next week with lots of goodies and surprises...#SpreadTheWordComments:
rose kinya munyao - Kwa nini?Lyk niku add
damian hazard munyao - kwani kuna international break????
kinyua williams - siwezi lipa na italetwa ntv
naheem de gea jaffar - KOJOA ULALE Admin
sue alicia nyawaga - Churchil yawa,na kisumu city?
floridah gakii - Navile nmetoka majuu kuja kuattend?#sobsob##
nutty neylex - today as i was strollin in da streets of nairobi, i came across an envelope havin 65k cash. As a loyal citizen, i took it 2 the police stn. Nipe lyks ya gud citizenship...
julie muiruri - Kwani mmekosa material za kuchekesha watu.ni invite uone hata wewe ukianguka kicheko.
saraben mwangi - Chacho wewe ni schupit sana
justine mecha - tat we b a borng day boss wtout wachtng u do wat u gud at
alex mugambi - na vyenye nilikua nimepanga kuja.aiiiiiiiiiii
bramwel mulama - ichieni...........iikh..ikh hyzo ni?
hannah waithera - Aaaaaaa,,,,, so bad, vile nilikuwa nimepewa date,, nilitwe huko, aki u c seme hiyo imehata!!!!
chelsea binti muhisyo - Liverfool mtanisamehe
kendi thiuru - Mmm xoh bad,but sawa tu.
vio shiru wa cucu - invite founder of PBB MINISTRIES
emma john - Naona bdo wala za nakuru!
víctör dös sântös - Tell them that al b the chief guest...like for more info
daniel omondi - put it in the bible n it will spread like wild fire
el mohaa bin husny - Like kama wewe ni fan wa. [[manu]]
samwel njoroge - Sawa ...nkr .mulituchukua sana
- #GoodMorningSpeak...God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers. Soldier on through (Type: status | Published: 2014-10-21T03:25:41+0000)
Daniel "Churchill" Ndambuki aka Mwalimu King'ang'i: #GoodMorningSpeak...God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers. Soldier on through this week!Comments:
robinson roba basele - good morning people.
james maina - Morning people.God is our strength as we soldier on.
philip meisy k - 1+1 is greater than 2,big up uaslf
moffat nalianya wekesas - Goodmorning fans. Cha ukweli man utd wako 2 lakini hawako
elsie nyamao - Amen.I believe am one of the strongest soldiers.
aquinata agonga - true but in whatever battle you are that is the hardest for you
simon kim - solder ni watchman ama jeshi?
woki kinyanjui - Amen and have a blessed week
fridah julius - Thatz 2ru n am soldiering on
erich omondi - This is very true
phranix phrantiska proinsias khatiso - tafadhali cdaishi kelele najaribu kusomea exam
samwel ambura - If com acrss any face wid alshaabab acscnt maliza on the spt,dnt spare ths foreighner 4rm wst africa they might trnsmet us wid the deadly ebola..
daniel waweru - Morning 2 am one of the soldier
wanjiku muasya - Waoh! may the Lord help us to soldier on.
tk gilbert - #goodmorning black man
hannah waithera - Habari ndio hiyo!!!!!!
robert tonui - Amen,nvr surender
samuel mbugua - Amen... Am not gonna give up!
james culted - weekemd ili anza jana
martin martin - Morning Kenyans..yu r great pipo
kiiru kingbird kennedy - Hawayuni,av a gr8 dei pple.
- If you believe it type AMEN! (Type: photo | Published: 2014-10-21T04:07:28+0000)
Daniel "Churchill" Ndambuki aka Mwalimu King'ang'i: If you believe it type AMEN!Comments:
steve wa macharia - my teacher too told me that education is the key to success but when i was through with school they changed the padlock
grace aduda - amen in Jesus name!
martin martin - Amen $ Ready to enter
patrick ndungu - Amen...... need to kwn game ya jana iliedaje plz anybdy wth information?
keff xolo - Aki! i never had this b4, ALERLUHYA
nicholas kioko - thanks to think about,
xhiks aliciajnz - wooww!!!!i bliv t,amen!!
kate cherono - kwani hizi milango nazo ..........haaiiiii
olaoluwa samuel - Amen in Jesus name.
mary márỳ - I've heard that a million times! Nkt!
- Southampton ilinyorosha mtu anaitwa Sunderland 8-0! Sema Wanyama kuweka kamoja!...Sasa #ManUtd (Type: status | Published: 2014-10-21T05:17:33+0000)
Daniel "Churchill" Ndambuki aka Mwalimu King'ang'i: Southampton ilinyorosha mtu anaitwa Sunderland 8-0! Sema Wanyama kuweka kamoja!...Sasa #ManUtd jamaneni....!!!Comments:
kenyan bouy - Man U Siku Hizi Ni Maembe Xana, Kwanza Sunday 2ko Nao, Aani #Chelsea Itawatwanga 3 Bila. Kama Wewe Ni #Chelsea Achia #Like Za Kwako Apa.
linda msoh - kama Wewe ni wa chelsea... #mou.. nipee likes kibao
mfalme adams koech - Manchester United the most successful club in the world.
fai trizah mzoh - ukitaka kujua man utd ni timu kubwa kila mtu huitaja :p
caro caxo - Mafuns wa man u wana mushene ckuizi.hawajui sisi chelsea ndo kusema
peter kubz - kutangulia c kufika jameni heri kucheka mwisho wa jambo kuliko mwanzo man u 4eva i shall b
alfred limo arap chelsea - na sisi Chelsea tutafanya Man u vile Southampton ilifanya sunderland alafu
kay martin's saläh - if u a Chelsea fan like nikuadd
biwott dennis - ati wanasema ligi haijaanza kwani izo ni friendlies??
gracey grace myline - Man u achana nayo
kay martin's saläh - Phenomenon Southampton ... It was Shaw ....they got Clyne It was Calum Chambers... Ryan Bertrand It was Adam Lallana ..they got Dušan Tadić It was Pablo Osvaldo/Lambert ...They got Graziano Pellè In > £17 Million Out > £83 Million .... Manchester United AKA Kings wa kawangware In £200 million Out (-)£6 million
ken mwaura - hio sasa inahusu man united nini
prince kevin - Nkipata jerzy ya arsenal kwa kamba naiba pegs naacha jerzy.mr.bean failure consultants
kaora james - We only have two teams in ENGLAND..Chelsea and others..wapi likes..#TeamChelsea
sylvanus musembi - ManU, yu struggled to get a draw usiku with west brom ad still nyenyenyenye ndio zenu. Sunday yu wl be crushed by the might CHELSEA.
steve tash di maria - Kweli Manchester United ni timu kubwa. Kila m2 hapa lazima aitaje akipitia Comments zenyu.
entito namelok empapa - Kama wewe unahezi timu kubwa yenye wachezaji barubaru #Chelsea,,,nipe high5
john kamakia - Nanasalimia Bonface Wanyama,Peter Wanyama,John Wanyama,Eric Wanyama na Wanyamaa wotee,waambie salaamu ni nusu ya kuonana
rozada hans jnr - kwani pia we churchil hua fan wa futaa???
fred malachi - #Chelseafans Ulizeni #arsenal wao uanza ligi wakiwa top kwa table bt ikiisha........#Teammanutd always
grace mwangi chege - MANCHESTER UNITED #team kubwa.ama vipi?
- Brookhouse visiting Day..ok wachana na hao...How did your ma-Shujaa parents arrive during Visit (Type: photo | Published: 2014-10-21T05:28:26+0000)
Daniel "Churchill" Ndambuki aka Mwalimu King'ang'i: Brookhouse visiting Day..ok wachana na hao...How did your ma-Shujaa parents arrive during Visiting day na uliletewa nini sana sana...tusidanganyane tafadhali. ..ehee?Comments:
ogut awinyo odagima - Let's all appreciate God's love regardless of our socio-economic backgrounds and whether our parents came to visit on foot, on bicycle or driving while carrying boiled cassava or whatever, the most important thing is love. The rest can be acquired with money except true love. I have never hated my mother for bringing me boiled groundnuts during parents day. Now I'm an engineer and can hire a chopper if I want.
william e oloo - My dad used to brng me the daily newspaper na chupa moja ya dasani.
cytic james - I remember this day my mum decided to visit me, which she had never done due to finances en all, and she had with her sweet potatoes. Nilijifanya nikasema sili, so she had to eat them by herself. Yrs down the line she dies en it hits me..."mbona sikula zile ngwashe?"...ati sikutaka kuonekana mshamba na maboyz wenza... am sure she was hurt, en I dint care how she felt. Now she is gone and all I can think of is "Mum am sorry, I loved you en I miss u" Maze, respect your parents while they are alive, coz wakienda utauma makucha.
shujaa ndege - visiting?that was alien to my folks.my dad believed that he was supposed to come to school ukifanya makosa.
nixon o. omolo - My dad used to come on a ni bicycle, among the things in the green Polythene bag were mahindi boil,mapera n some few chapatis.I took them with humility knowing that one day,I would make a difference in my family.I thank God for the far He Has brought us as a family.
judy wanjiru - i used to tell my mum akuje tu nimuone ata heri nimpee fare ya kurudi and i really appreciated her presence ata kama haleti anything her love for me is more than enough
don-dennis yule mpole - Mzae kucome chuo na jacket iko na nyumba ya spider (ile ya white)
munene wa njeru - Bear with each other, and forgive each other. If someone does wrong to you, forgive that person because the Lord forgave you. Colossians 3:13
peter john - We are so obsessed with materialism we end up forgetting that they are vanities which are left on this earth when we depart. Let us boast because we have Christ on our side. And we shall have all these materials and they shall not harm us.
bernie kimness - Kuna day dad alikam na bicycle... nlimlenga roho safi juu nlijua kwa bag alibeba ugali
george odina - Waa!iyo ni visiting day ama iyo ni Wilson Airport?Haha the rich shall inherit the earth.
ngetich mwei - Babangu alikuja na tractor kunivisit halafu saa ya kurudi all boys tuliskuma hiyo tractor hadi nikapewa nickname
tito ril - i remember my cousin irungu coming to visit me eating a sugarcane halafu ananiambie eti unaweza pata panga wapi nikukatia kidogo... ama tugongeshe kwa mti ikatike. nkt
mick sebastian - Wazazi wangu hawakutumia pesa mingi kwangu,na nikijaliwa watoto nitawalea vivo hivyo.
aggie tom - I rem one time my mum came and i actually gave her the only 50bob i had coz she dint hv enough fare,tumetoka far
jacinta kampango douglas - My late mum used to come carrying all sorts of stuff. Then she wl ask me to call wenye hawaja visitiwa from there ni kukula na kupewa lectures za vle tunatakikana tupite exams. I wl live to cherish those memories. Nw i visit my own kids n I dnt think much has changed. I find myself doing excactly wht she used to do. I really miss her. (RIP)
nyagah jeff nthigah - Dad came 1s nkiwa form1 n he had come to warn me "tht am no longer a child n thus no longer xpect such favours",alikuwa amebeba Daily Nation na hakumaliza 30min,akaniachia mia,i later realizd walikuwa wamekuja kuleta beste yake kulipa bride price apo karibu na chuo!!my paroz believed the only time they shld b in skul is wen umefanya makosa ama ukhenda kutaftiwa shule ingine ukichujwa
christinah mattie onchoka - My dad was a fun guy...angekam na böx unadhani umeletewa shopping mingi only to find ni soda mbili na loaves mbili and he helps u to eat iyo loaf, pieces tatu zinabaki hizo ndio nachukua
cess muhia - mamma came with a dish of mukimo and two avocados plus some ripe bananas..she was in rubber shoes n a scarf round her head...n i appreciated her coz any time she packed the simple food for me-she did it with love-shes still my best shujaa in the world
flavio fla'vio - comments kiufupifupi plz mvua isitupate hapa
lucy lucy - my dad kutrek hadi chuo na viatu zimejaa vumbi kuniletea kakiwi kadogo na kafinje,all for love,R.I.P dad
- Join me in wishing all exam candidates good luck...especially your former School... (Type: photo | Published: 2014-10-21T06:43:21+0000)
Daniel "Churchill" Ndambuki aka Mwalimu King'ang'i: Join me in wishing all exam candidates good luck...especially your former School...Comments:
collins thinktank okello - NOTICE TO PASS EXAMS:
Dear form 4 candidates of Luo Nyanza,
How are you offsprings and decendants of top engineers, american presidents and hollywood actors? Exams are around the corner, i hope the only thing shaking in you is big vocabulary in your mouth. I also hope the only thing sweating with fear on you is a glass of expensive wine.
You cannot fail because luos dont fail, they only differ in opinion with the examiner. If you know you are going to differ in opinion with KNEC dont write your surname or your second name, especially if it starts with letter 'O'. That letter 'O' betrays you, because it was derived from the compound Omega3 which is found in the staple food of river lake nilotes. Omega3 is like the latest operating system which you install in your iMac for effeciency.
My friend it is a matter of life and death that you pass in mathematics. The international team Gor Mahia mayienga yiengo piny has done maths practicals(paper3) at tok komwanda laboratory and got Aminus. If you get less than Aplain in mathematics paper1 and paper2 you will destroy Gor's chances of winning the league iwinjo?
Omera you must pass in english. You cannot fail in mothertongue. Dont embarrass the queen of England.
You must pass in physics buana. It would be a catastrophic irony to fail in physics when baba is an engineer. The enigma of Kenyan politics set the pace, follow suit.
I will not talk about biology and geography. You have the same genes as the president of America. You have the same genes as the most beautiful woman on earth with no weaves or lightened skinned who is in hollywood. You have the same genes as Oprah Winfrey, Ozil, Otunga and even Nick Odemus in the bible. These luos crossed geographical borders.
My wife is a work of art. She is the desire of men. Dont reduce her aesthetic value, pass in art and design.
We will understand if you fail in kiswahili. Infact if you get D+ and above you will be recommended for a nobel peace prize.
Success in your exams.
Shujaa of Academics
stellah mwongeli jack - all de best...kegonge boys n moi hae mbiruri nt 4gtn sacred heart kyeni girls all in embu county
ayubu kip ng'ososei - Kitambo aki! This used to be the things.
anthony mutua - all private candidates in kamiti prison
purity wambui - All the best to Embu and Kirinyaga students
princess m pherone - tigoi girls high school.....success
mercy kingau - all the best kihumbu-ini $gatura girls thika
karey jay - why did they always hv this kind of success cards.sasa kuona dame na chali pamoja wameshikana inakamia wapi kwa exams
jane mutua - Kosirai High Sch Eld,kimangao Girls',Thitani Girls',Waita Sch n Ndaluni Sch-mwingi:success.
ayzzoh khalifa - suces to macandidates wa igikiro boys,makuyu gals en nginda gee. . . .al tha best
frank m e-sir - Kalulini boys, kibwezi na Mvita boys, Mambasa.. All the best.
njeri sophiey - All the best to Molo academy,Molo sec 220,Mary Mount (molo),Kambala sec and Njenga Karume sec schl Molo.
erick charo - Success 2 all candz esp doz at C.S.S KLN KLF count.
janie jones - Na hiyo card churchill.....ni ya tene sana
boniface muya - Succes to kiangai sec nd all candidates
rachel molly - Butere gals hai skul..success
beatrice wainaina - Kanjeru massive, Uthiru grls all de best
purity dredah - voi secondary school....all the best....
elizabeth kariuki - All the BEST to Mary Mother of Grace Secondary School laikipia.
benjamin otuke - all the best to kisii progressive high and st Stevens high school at santy
santoz burna bouy - yetu ilifungwa,sai ni agricultural farm
- Hebu Let's See Which Month Were You Born...?
1. January - Dry Lips
2. February - Player
3. Mar (Type: status | Published: 2014-10-21T07:59:26+0000)
Daniel "Churchill" Ndambuki aka Mwalimu King'ang'i: Hebu Let's See Which Month Were You Born...? 1. January - Dry Lips 2. February - Player 3. March - Calm & Honest 4. April - Funny 5. May - Sweet & Relaxed 6. June - Caring & Impatient 7. July - Amazing & Dangerous 8. August - Alert & Hyper 9. September -Critical Thinker 10. October - Charming & Energetic 11. November - Cool & Humble 12. December - Intelligent & Awesome !!! Be Honest And Comment Yours!Comments:
linda msoh - October.. yangu na ya uhuru.... wapi likes...
sue williams - Dec awesome n intelligent n we r smart jst lyk that
roma magie - Nov**cool n humble....
rachael nasimiyu - February na siringi mimi ni player wa Chelsea,
rodgers moturi oenga - june.indeed caring
si nimimi - Kids really do say the weirdest things!!!!
Read on and you'll discover the joy in it! These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!
Kiptoo (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?'
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more.. Melanie said, 'If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.'
BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'
Daniel (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?' ...To CONTINUE READING GO TO Wacha Ushenzi
elijah rowbie mwita - July - amazing n dangerous..... we are party humans.... Kwani niko solo... Wapi likes??
charitie eliuds - kwani hakuna wa jun na feb??? Dec ofcrse
nash tash - April babie 😜
joyce wamboi - heeee yangu ziii am not a player
abraham barasa - Can't remember mine cjui
abdallah azim yasin - 5 may joh iyo ndo kawaida yangu wapi lyks
denis muthuri flava - don't you know I'm awesome?? and intelligent
fidiria mwathi - April ;mimi na badder than most
austine e nwankpa - A police officer stops a car for travelling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day he decides he might give the fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. So,he asks the man his name. "Akpos" the driver replies. "Akpos what" the officer asks. "Just Akpos" the driver responds. When the officer pressed him for a last name, the man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. "Tell me Akpos, how did you lose your last name?" Akpos replies,"it's a long story so stay with me. I was born........................>> Click and like this page for the full story + including other funny jokes. Https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1514975982051912. You can also join one of the Nollywood kings of commedy who just arrived facebook>><< via https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1491980811088824:
teresa walukana - Sweet en relaxed.
amal khyr - Feb ooopss like nikuadd
mercy velanuever - June.am indeed caring nd impatient.can i plz get some lyks.
ann wanja - March- calm nd Honest.
kristene kim - Oct......mashujaa na haturingi..........
sheekoh neymar jr. - wololo kuonewa nakuo: #FEB
- BREAKING; The South African Athlete, #OscarPistorius has been sentenced to 5 years in prison fo (Type: photo | Published: 2014-10-21T09:11:04+0000)
Daniel "Churchill" Ndambuki aka Mwalimu King'ang'i: BREAKING; The South African Athlete, #OscarPistorius has been sentenced to 5 years in prison for fatal shooting of his girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp, but expected serve just 10 months in jail and the rest under house arrest!Comments:
alex young kade - blame his family,utaitaje mtoto pisto-rious halafu afungwe juu ya pistol,nikaa walkua wanajua.
moris ojijo - at least in SA he will some how go to jail. in kenya there would be no evidence and the guy would now be in some press conference live bragging.
sammy samson - Mtoto mmoja alianza kujipaka mate kichwani
katika darasa la hesabu. Mwalimu akamuuliza, "kwa nini wewe mjinga unajipaka mate? "mtoto akamjibu,"jana usiku nilisikia
mama akiambia baba "kama haiingii paka mate
hapo kichwani ujaribu tena" kisha mama
akamuuliza, "imeingia?"baba akamjibu,"ndio.
Imeingia yote" nami nimejipaka mate kichwani
nijaribu tena nione kama hii hesabu itaingia
susan gichuhi - Woow,wat if he was a black man n killed his white gf?
kelvin keya - thank God its south africa n he has some cash to afford an advocate....kama ingekuwa huku kwetu na awe hana pesa angefungwa kifungo mpaka akitoka apate vision 2050 imekuwa reality.
moses nyaimwa nyash - ushai sikia kenya kuna house arrest by tha way Hiyo kushikwa kwa hao (house arrest) ndo gani LIKE KAMA WE PIA HUJUI (y) (y)
kevin apudo - Its funny, a man who could battle other able bodied men and win medals is now using disability as an excuse to get a light sentence after killing his girlfriend
elijah kingori - Pesa mingi ni ngoma...
carol muhoho - At least thats a bit fair..they considered his disability
peter ndua - angeambiwa asiwai ave any affair wit chiks
dukes henry - Kaa ingekua mtu mweuzi miaka mbao lazima ama labda maisha....by the very same black judges.....lakini am happy because i know God's justice u can never avoid and its usually fair and squre.....enough said.
chalice wa nzisa - Life sentence will do better!!
mossico mwass tripple m - kama ni kenya ingekua life sentence
ezra evra coaches - hata forty ingekuwa sawa
jesse jesse - My my, how can that be a house arrest as if he lives in a singleroom or bedsitter? I believe his backyard is already a small self-sufficient town covering enough space for his training...hii ni kama kumpea sabbatical leave from sports, aih! VERY UNFAIR...
george odina - Its cute being White in African soil.
prince kevin - Thaz SA,in kenya kabla upeanwe kwa karao utakua umedarwa vcrius mpaka judge akikucheki anacheka tu juu justice ishafanyika kabla ufike court
hellenetta m pesa gold - oooh!!! kumbe hananga feet??? hiyo kwangu ndio news sasa
mercy h. wambugu - South African judge Thokozile Masipa on Tuesday sentenced Oscar Pistorius to five years in prison for shooting dead his girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp on Valentine's Day 2013.
"Count one, culpable homicide, the sentence imposed is five years," Masipa said.
Pistorius was also given a three-year suspended sentence on a separate gun charge.
The family of Steenkamp on Tuesday welcomed the sentencing of Pistorius.
Steenkamp’s ailing father Barry said he was “very glad” the seven-month trial is over and a lawyer for the family said the sentence was “welcome”.
alice waweru - African prisons are for poor people
patrick wa fortyfour - same case
njoronge was suspected that he got involve with the murder of a three month monkey at nyeri after eating his bananas he is jail 15 yrs with ten strocks every morning
- LUNCHTIME: Do you know that the price of PIZZA and a bag of CEMENT is the same!
If your man ta (Type: status | Published: 2014-10-21T10:11:14+0000)
Daniel "Churchill" Ndambuki aka Mwalimu King'ang'i: LUNCHTIME: Do you know that the price of PIZZA and a bag of CEMENT is the same! If your man takes you out to buy you pizza every time.....you might have eaten up a MANSION. Kama wewe ni manzi mpoa...encourage your man ajenge.acha kuangusha bag ya cement kila siku. Kuwa shujaa kutoka leo!Comments:
bornface munyui sanchez - kama uko na calender ya 1998 na 2007 usibuy ya 2015 coz zinafanana
grace mwangi chege - kwingine cement ni cheaper than pizza,cement ni 850 na pizza ni thao,hapo uko na cement na binding wire rolls kadha ama hapo kwa pizza unaeza buy chuma ya y10 na ubaki na balance.
claudia møh - Hahaa alafu aniwache akisha jenga nyumba aowe kadem kengine. Haiwezekani pizza lazima tukule ;-) cwezi jengea mwanamke mwengine nyumba
ronald kimani - On average, a good mansion costs about 3m. The cost of pizza is Ksh.700. So there are about 4,285 pizzas in a 3m mansion. If you have 4,285 pizzas, to eat one each week, you will eat pizzas for 82 years. I would rather buy her pizzas for 82 years and she smiles everyday than live in a mansion with her frowned face for 82 years. #FanyaHesabu
feliqs dos santi - Wasee ati bei ya sukuma imepanda ama ni rumours tu?
shiroh felly - Muandike Comments fupifupi mvua isinipate hapa
pheret muthuri - wangu nimemzoesha mutura na sioni gorofa yoyote .
irene amenya - Wacha ninjenge dani ya tumbo coz huwa anaingia
cose wambua - The first time your joke has made an economic sense... Wish you do it often vision 2030 could change to vision 2020..
mercy ouma - Hehehe! pizza pia hujenga-mwili
tabbshe shi - Similarly, or worse, a ticket to Churchill show..... Two cement.
newton pasapasa njuguna jnr - Kama umekuja kusoma coments like nkuadd
shady bëst rackie - Mapezi Ulaya Africa biashara!
john kahera - you hv stolen my post kijana!!!
nyarkoh mar wuon parfait - Ajenge juu ya hewa? Wacha 2kule pizza b4 anunue shamba. Akinioa ntaacha kula pizza kila tym akinishow twende out,ntakuwa nampeleka kwa hardware
jayne nyambura - woooii wangu haezi afford pizza
denno ras - Can u like this post for no apparent reason,
brenda bresh amogola - Na madame ka chali yako anamaliza samaki mbili na mkate tano then ni kama kusema unadate watu 5k. Kaa rada!
fredrick lugard - PIZZA 1K na CEMENT ni 750 iko balance ya 250 ya buy blinding wire 1kg
ken gitonga - For those who don't take pizza, where is your mansion?
rayc reynar delalee - nimeamua..kutoka leo ni pizza half tunasave half :-P
- huyu hapa Kazibure! unamkumbuka? kivipi? kaendapi jomba huyu lakini...? (Type: photo | Published: 2014-10-21T11:35:33+0000)
Daniel "Churchill" Ndambuki aka Mwalimu King'ang'i: huyu hapa Kazibure! unamkumbuka? kivipi? kaendapi jomba huyu lakini...?Comments:
meliona john - mungu saidia nipate simu nzuri hii ata sioni nn imeandikwa
milkah nduta - acha niwasaidie tu daktari kamuliza patient ''kwani ulikula nini mpaka ukayapata hayo maumivi makali tumboni'' naye akajibu ''jana nilikuwa harusi nikala yakutosha halafu nikala raranga na mitende sahani nne badaye wakaleta dishi yenyewe... buriani sahani sita nikameza............. nikala bata mzima, nyama choma mishikaki kadhaa... ndipo wakaleta hiyo keki ambayo imenilete balaa................'' op u have got the message enjoy your day
maclus murimi - Mtoto: Mwalimu mimi nataka nisome darasa la
nne kwani hili la3 halinifai.
Mwalimu: Kwa nini unasema hivo?
Mtoto: Nina akili...
Basi mwalimu kamueleza mkuu wa shule na
mkuu kaitisha interview kwa dogo.
Maswali ni haya....
Mwalimu: Kwenye ndege kuna matofali 20
tukitoa moja tukalidondosha chini yatabaki
Dogo: Yatabaki 19.
Mwalimu: Nipe hatua za kumuweka tembo
Doo: Unafungua friji unamuweka tembo kisha
Mwalimu: Nipe hatua za kumuweka nyani
Dogo: Unafungua friji unamtoa tembo
ulemuweka kisha unafunga friji.
Mwalimu: Kuna sherehe ya siku ya kuzaliwa
kwa simba, wanyama wote wameenda kasoro
mmoja. Ni nani na kwa nini?
Dogo: Ni nyani kwa sababu tumemuweka
Mwalimu: Bibi kizee amevuka mto unaokuwaga
na mamba na viboko wakali, aliwezaje?
Dogo: Aliweza kwani mamba na viboko nao
walienda kwenye sherehe ya kuzaliwa kwa
Mwalimu: Ingawa bibi kizee alivuka mto,
baadae alikufa. Unadhani kwa nini?
Dogo: Alidondokewa na lile tofali tulotoa
kwenye ndege na kutupa chini.
Mwalimu mkuu: Huyu dogo akasome chuo
denno ras - Usisome edit history, av written smthg bad
irene amati - Simu yangu hai zoom some1 2 help me..
ruqee maronah - kama unakalenda ya 2007 usibuy ya 2015 koz they gtt Nuh different,,,, save money hapo
tima felix - Can't read a thing bro! Too fuckin tiny.......
letinina laishongai laban - churchil leo amewadiz nikiona ebu nirudishe ngombe hii side nikuje niwamalizie ero...
silvarous salvo - serikali saidia kuzoom
leftie anlov nduch - Hahaha na mtoto wake kazibure
dan hingar - That guy is very stupid
liz mate - Hahahaha wacha 2,huyu mzee kafanya ni chapwe kinyama,vitabu zake 2lizisoma chini ya meza shuleni,jameni si arudi
joseph muthanga - bulb yasimu imechapa ka filament ,
betty ndung'u - Na kale kakofia kake
esther maina - Ni ipad yangu mbaya ama ni motorola yako mbovu sasil sioni kitu
amos kioko - Hahahaaaaaa!!!!!!!!.
leah nyar moses - Enyewe hazionekani.
julius munyao - Kamulize tena jombi jua kalulu........
nelius wanjohi - WAulize cna habari.
evans a kangwana - hahahaha kumbu kumbu poa sana
barnabas kimutai rutto - kama uko na calender ya 1998 na 2007 usibuy
ya 2015 coz zinafanana