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- AKPOS QUESTION!!!
U gave a deaf man $10million to hide 4 u. When u returned he had become blind (Type: status | Published: 2013-11-09T19:17:23+0000)
Akpos The Comedian: AKPOS QUESTION!!! U gave a deaf man $10million to hide 4 u. When u returned he had become blind too. How will u ask 4 ur money back?Comments:
helen ezewan - Slap him on his ear
ashabi faith - blow his eyes n ears wit aslap
ilesanmi olanrewaju - i wil arrest him nd his family.
balogun akinola adelani - May God help u...... Cos lobatan.
kenny mathew - ha! dis na supa chance
muhammed gambo - ntin u cn do again o
pete o adikwu - Heeeeeeehe Hmm dat eye must open by force dat d ooo
ajao saheed olayinka - Owo ti wogbo ni yen
edoghaye choice - no opinion.$10 million don enter voicemail
shehu usman yakubu - I go just forget
odey greg - When he recieve 3heavy slap on his face he will know that u want him to open eye and show u d money.
emelobe ifeanyi charles - He wil hear by force.
david ogwuche - I'll just use him 4 rituals
isaac olatunji paul - i will charm him fast fast
emmanuel ukata - he must knw am d person o, wetin wan cari md sef qv dah kind person money, ah no diq qround!
charles suaz - when i come him go talk by force
adebayo tosin oluwatosin - Go to Herbalist or Church
saleh gimba - Just search 4 ur money in his room.
harrison harry - Na deliverance tins oh....im must see again by fire by force
saddik ashkar - gve him upper slap
olawatobi lizzy - Isokuso dat eyes must open ni by all meanz
- papa AKPOS: I learnt your WAEC result is out.
AKPOS: Daddy u remember Chidi wey dey
carry first (Type: status | Published: 2013-11-09T19:10:31+0000)
Akpos The Comedian: papa AKPOS: I learnt your WAEC result is out. AKPOS: Daddy u remember Chidi wey dey carry first for our whole skul ba? he failed. . papa AKPOS: dats terrible,wat happened? AKPOS: U also remember Tosin wey dey tutor me 4 house ba? He failed too. papa AKPOS: wats with d poor performance? AKPOS: Daddy I dunno,na so e b oh. papa AKPOS: so hw was Ʊr result? AKPOS: haba daddy, if dem fail, wetin u expect, I be wizard? How Many Like for AKPOSComments:
amidu abdul-majeed nyaaba - zugu kuuwa. U pas wizard.
charles nti antwi - u be wizard lolz
ikenna d golding child - Aaah akpos orie ti buru ooO, OLODO NIE
gbongbon mson - Dat kind miracle no fit hpen 4 akpos 2 pass
gc ejike - Akpos don fail ooo
prince olusojik daniel - Him to fail olodo
rasheed sullhyat - U kw nothin except fud.
cornelius popeisrael - akpos stop beatin abt d bush u don fail
charity charles - mumu na ur name akpos
maxwell affisong - even de principal too fail abi?
kolawole segun - akpos u fail.una pass 4rum de back
kachi prince - Akpors!..u knw well oh!....
musa saidu - akpos na wise guy abeg callap 4 him
uche ugochukwunyerenwa - infact everybody fail
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harborseday harforlarin hormormeji - Akpos, y re u always giving me old joke when ma friends don dey wait 4 me 2 share, nawa
lydia afa mawutor - Dat is wat i like.
sof nalung - Hope I meet Akpos one day.
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stella olubunmi - Akpos, u tink say u smart abi?
adewoyin khadijat - ode,oponu,mumu,al kind of abuse 4 u
- Teacher: All idiots, stand up.
Only Akpos stood up.
Teacher: So, you are an idiot?
Akpos: No, S (Type: status | Published: 2013-11-09T19:07:38+0000)
Akpos The Comedian: Teacher: All idiots, stand up. Only Akpos stood up. Teacher: So, you are an idiot? Akpos: No, Sir, I just can't bear you standing aloneComments:
quansah kuka aggrey - Foolish teacher seat down
cleo thabza manaka - Lolz akpos my man
emmanuel onadeko - indirectly insulting d teacher.c ur face lyk cha cha.
jusper loponi - Hahaha. Very funny indeed.
olorunlogbon boluwaduro oluwamuyiwa - Hmmmm, goodest guy
ik idemudia - haaaahahahah akpos nor kill me with lafff o
owomilere ajoke - 4ny,so na ur teacher b stupid man.
tasha peace kalonga - Cooo wan Akporse
okanlawon titi - Cn stop laughin mehn akpos u're 2 much
ik bright chiji - Oh akpos the wise boy
moral adebayo - Akpors u be compelete idiot+ mumu.
mthunzi joseph seshoka - Kwaaaaa haaaahhhhaaaahhhaaa.... Lol nyc 1 #admin jst cnt stop laughn
oniyelu adefemi - Akpos u won kil me wit ur jokes
ziphozethu lungisa - Haha meaning that da teacher z da biggest idiot haha lorlz
adeniran gboyega - Akpors jst droppin it hot since yesterday.
gabriel brown benjamin - Hahahaha na d teacher b d main idiot b dat.
lhiziiebhaibie iyobosa ighodalo - Detention straight.. :D
kabo lethapa - Kwaaaaaaaxsssss!!!!
pfari ladyb mamatsharaga - Lawlest clever boy
jennifer a. sadat - hmm,dats too much!!!
alawodeadebanjo tayo - lobatan, Akpos don finish sch be dat
- A man walks into a bar and
orders a double, obviously
upset. "What's the matter, buddy ?"
asks (Type: status | Published: 2013-11-09T18:58:02+0000)
Akpos The Comedian: A man walks into a bar and orders a double, obviously upset. "What's the matter, buddy ?" asks the bartender. "It's a long story. I met this beautiful woman who invited me back home. We stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and were just about to make love when her goddamned husband came in the front door! So I had to jump out of the bedroom window and hang from the edge by my fingernails without any clothes on!'' ''Gee, that's tough!'' commiserated the bartender. ''Right, but that's not what really got me aggravated. When her husband came into the room, he wanted to have sex with her but he had to piss first. And the lazy son of a bitch pissed out the window right onto my head!" 'Yeech! No wonder you're in a lousy mood." ''Yeah, but I haven't told you what really really made me mad. Next, I had to listen to them grunting and groaning and when they finished the husband tossed his condom out the window. And where does it land ? On my goddamned forehead!'' ''Damn, that really is a drag!'' ''Oh, I'm not finished! See, what really pissed me off was when the husband had to take a dump. Turns out that their toilet was broken, so he stuck his ass out of the window and let loose right on my head!'' ''That would sure mess up my day." ''Yeah, yeah, yeah, but do you know what REALLY REALLY REALLY pissed me off? When I looked down and saw that my feet were only SIX inches off the ground!''Comments:
chukwuekezie michael ikechukwu - If u think dat God has not been wonderful,...wait until u experience tooth ache!!!
chukwuekezie michael ikechukwu - Imagine u wake up one day and notice dat d water well in ur compound has turned to kerosine well,....what will u do ?????
jessy q jessica - Hahahah crazy guy
stephen fornyuy lukong - hahahahahhahahahahah cant stop laughing aahahahaahahhaha
kato brian - Lol, dats wat deserves d chitaz
uko uyanga - I wil cry out for help
pete o adikwu - Hahahaha yiyi man dat is good for u
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ayomide jimoh - Imagine say one morninig, u opened ur box wey u dey put cloth nd instead of cloth, wetin u see na money. what will u do?
hope john - I go fetch 15 geepee tanks
junior papama - Lmfao...your an idiot
helen ezewan - U hav been defeated
aderibigbe olufunmi - U deserve more dan dat
chukwuma igwenagu - This guy need a new brain urgently trident
maggy dimakatso - kikikikikikikiki,kwakwakwakwaaaaaaaa!
chukwuma igwenagu - This guy needs a new brain urgently Ψ
jimmy onuwabhagbe - hahahahahahahahahahahahagjgaîahahjgj...... Cnt stop laffin..., hahahahagagagah
emmanuel oduneye - Apkos confess u ar d man lolx
ajibola olawoyin - So funny. Cnt stop lafing
alade abiodun adisa - There is gain 4 everitin on dis earth
mohkz sheiy elijah - hehehe u nosy akpos
- Chichi: Do you smoke?
Chichi: How many packs a day?
Akpos: 3 packs.
Chichi: (Type: status | Published: 2013-11-09T18:54:08+0000)
Akpos The Comedian: Chichi: Do you smoke? Akpos: Yes.... Chichi: How many packs a day? Akpos: 3 packs. Chichi: How much per pack? Akpos: N200. Chichi: And how long have you been smoking? Akpos: For 15 years. Chichi: So, one pack costs N200, and you have 3 packs a day, which puts your spending each month at N18,000. In one year, it would be N216,000 correct? Akpos: Correct. Chichi: If in one year you spend N216,000 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at over N3,000,000 correct? Akpos: Correct. Chichi: Do you know that if you hadn't smoked, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now easily bought a brand new Range Rover HSE Sport? Akpos: Do you smoke? Chichi: No. Akpos: So where's your Range Rover HSE Sport then?Comments:
slim paediatrician - Simple lol. Hehehehehehe
oyebanjo adesola - Lol,no difference nw
beloved chibuike - Hahaha bad akpos
chukwueloka debesco mata - Hmmmmmmm akpors no dey cari last
collins omondi omundu - Akpos is very analytical at times
ud onwuka - Hehehehehe... Intelligent question from Akpors...
chima promise - akpos the brain man
odogbo faith - lwkmd, nice question from Akp
abdul morewhooph-deen - #ambiguous_akpos
stephen itunu - Ha!! Akpos you so funny. this joke is standout
chukwuma igwenagu - Lolz Ơ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡ nawaoo this is 2much.²
lungani ntshangase - Hahahaaaaaaaaa#death
johnson adodo - Kiss kiss, u get mouth
mphatzo mphe mangani - kkkk gud questio akipo.wel dan
ricky jezton kigozi - Incredible Akpos
lindokuhle thikane - good question Akpos,..she be actin' lyk she knows it all,...#where_ur_rangerover_@_?,......loool
asih mary gertrude - hahahaha lwkmd i wan unirate 4 body
agoha golden u - classic............
leyky leyky - Stupid boi akpos
aiyeki sandra - no i don,t smoke
richard white - lol. akposs d baddo
- A teacher was giving a lesson about the
circulation of blood. He said: "Now boys, as
you know, (Type: status | Published: 2013-11-09T16:25:20+0000)
Akpos The Comedian: A teacher was giving a lesson about the circulation of blood. He said: "Now boys, as you know, if I stood on my head, the blood would run into it and I would turn red in the face." "Yes, sir," they chorused. "So why is it," asked the teacher, "that when I am standing upright, the blood doesn't run into my feet and make them turn red, like my head?" "A young voice (Akpos) from the back called out: "Because your feet aren't empty!"Comments:
daniel njuguna - haha ticha ni danda head
lola helen adeleye - Akpos u nor well; so ur teacher head empty abi?
prez o onomase - hahaha... lwkmd....
vilan trimas - Hahaha smart answer :-D
kosie sheyi - dat means d teachers head is empty
kojo asamoa - Akpos, u are intelligent!
ma rickie - Hahahaha thats hot than pepper.
kingsborn odus osagiede - =))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º=))
hisholar ridwan - so dull a teacher
jonny ogeto - pwahahahaaaaa....mah rib cage!! u broke it biatch akpos!!
christopher moyo - shupit akpos...mxii!:-)
frank opare danquah - hahaa. wat an answer.
flexx jumba - Hahahahaha!!!!! hiyo kali!!! hahahahaha!!!!
prescilia januarius - Kaiyahhh... Akpors!
ziphozethu lungisa - Lorl..anybody who wantz to be ma fwnd?? Plz add me am soO bored.
olajumoke arinpe - AKPOS U DEY TRY JOO
atinuke olajide - Akpos don kil me o
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atinuke olajide - Akpos don kil me o,i don laugh tired
- I AM AKPOS THE GREATEST LIAR ON
Can u beat that?
(1) My dad just bought a
that (Type: status | Published: 2013-11-09T15:19:29+0000)
Akpos The Comedian: I AM AKPOS THE GREATEST LIAR ON EARTH Can u beat that? (1) My dad just bought a generator that uses palm oil. (2) I just finish praying on Lagos/ Ibadan express way. (3) We use to have 7 swimming pools in my house until armed robbers stole 6. (4) Hummer 7 that uses water. Come and see it in my daddy's garage. (5) Hope u guys know dead sea? My dad killed it. OYA! CHALLENGE ME WITH YOURS IF YOU CAN..Comments:
chibueze nwaneri - My dad hs a transformer in his room...
adebowale azeez - i just finish drinking Garri with Battery water
kwabyna nkrumah - my dad have his breakfast with Obama on the moon every morning
ikuloh godspower - I am pinging on my nokia touch light it for real o
ologun abiodun grace - nobody fit challenge u
lemi francis gift - My mum has a television which uses battries
gilbert ebube - Com se my dad climblin to heaven with rope
to ny - our dog get six Legs....
donald mcdollas nkalanga - last year i saw a red banana in nigeria 4 the 1st time
olatilewa psalmuel - Wen i was on plane to london, d cold was too much dat i had to wind up d window glass
uyi joe uwumarogie - Na me wey use cellophane take do condom.
wright crown - Every 3 storey building in nigeria , my dad own them
grinprince adeshile abdul - I am d only Nigga dat can slap 20 army, and I no go run
najib ahmad - I am d best in d world!!!
abraham godson kpehe - During a heavy pour of rain i walk 3miles with no umbrella or rain-jacket, n not a single drop of rain touch me
isaac noharm - Islamic is a peaceful religion
ikuloh godspower - I get atm machine for my room
jessica nwanguma - My father bought a phone and whenever he charges d fone airtime will enter
rita ibadin - am d 1st lady to land on the sun
daliso mubanda - My Grandmother Is A Man.
peace eghosa aimienoho - We av a flat screen tv dat uses tiger battery
- Mama akpos boarded a bus to
lagos frm calabar told d driver;
"driver,if u reach Benin tell me o (Type: status | Published: 2013-11-07T21:52:20+0000)
Akpos The Comedian: Mama akpos boarded a bus to lagos frm calabar told d driver; "driver,if u reach Benin tell me o! D Driver nodded n then she shouted again"my children,una hear wetin I tell am? Everybody responded YES MA. On the long journey to lagos,everybodyslept off but dis woman neva blinked.Dey neva knew she doesn't know Benin. After several hours of driving and lagos closeby wit Benin about 4hrs bhind,d poor woman then asked; driver,u neva reach benin ni? Ooooh!! The driver exclaimed; madam Benin is like 4hrs behind us.the woman started Yelling"take me back 2 Benin abeg I no wan wahala o!!! After all said, and considering d age of d woman it was agreed dat d driver should turn back 2 Benin. On getting 2 Benin,the driver came down,opened the door and told the woman she is in Benin. The woman simply opened her hand bag, brought out a card of panadol, removd 2 tablets an d swallowed them wit water. She then smiled and said,na my pikin (akpors) say if I reach Benin make I take 2 tablets of panadol. Oya make wey dey go lagos• » » DRIVER FAINTED!!!!!!!!!!!Comments:
oluwafunmi abigael pedro - like mother like son....lol
fowowe oluwatobiloba micheal - mama akpors u be a fool
okesola rahmon - Like mother like son. lolzzzzz.....
saheed shola - Edited joke and old school.
prince basil - Like moda like son
marvy whizboy - Lyk akpos lyk mama
halidu usman - hahahahahahahaa mumu?
kenneth owali - Akpos is a very gud doctor, i know him
akinyode mayowa - kudos to you!!!!!!!
seyi raimi - No different between their two
adeshola tunmi debora - crasy son and mother.
yomi oyesanda - I knew it was akpos mother
bassey mbang - i cant laff ooooo
emmanuel brainy kobbs - Lyk moda lyk son
sylvia ndu - lol....... i luv dis
omalle charles - Hahahaahahhhhahahhahaa.... Dats madneess level 2
toma elisha chollom - shagas hike moro mé
ahmed akanni abiodun - Wait akpos y ur family mumu like dis
arowolo olalekan - Bad woman wit her bad piking
atseer gabriel - akpose mumu like him mother b dat
olayemi horlarnrewaju fatahi - dt'$ is a crinkum crankum one
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anoka victor damadhoopsdream - Pretty small fine gul Lookin like Rihanna shuooo.
tabaka ncube - Her attitude Rihanna but lookes like omotola
nwata range rover chike - Small girl no spoil lyk Rihana o
useni charles - Illimunanti member
donemore tuturu - Exact replica of Rihanna
mphow'zah momiky likoebe - She luks lyk Rihanna
olufemi segun - riri girl of course
oshuntola donwizy herbiodun - This gal na mami water
uduak etim - Omotola nd Rihanna
charles sky - Barcelona 3-1 Ac Milan.
prince charles iv - Rihana and Omotola
alarape daakiss eniola - She looks lyk..rihanna..na..na..na but she's stil smal for banana..na..na..na
nenye achugo - Rihanna look-alike
ivy quansah - i beg is bad gel riri..babis pik
faith phiri - Rihhana/ omotola
eben mosi - rihana\chacha ike
akinmuyiwa bamidele oluwaseun - Rihanna and Omotola
kola fatanmi kollywood - wonderful! rihanna
jacobz timmy isaacz - she look like my future wife
ibrahim habibat - rihana and omotola
rah olayinka - Rihanna, not omotola. But i pray make she no emulate Rihanna characters, buh she get star above Rihanna!
- AKPOS QUESTION!!!
Who is more stupid?
1. The man who waves a newscaster whiles watchin tv,
2. (Type: status | Published: 2013-11-07T21:16:32+0000)
Akpos The Comedian: AKPOS QUESTION!!! Who is more stupid? 1. The man who waves a newscaster whiles watchin tv, 2. A nurse who wakes up a sleepin patient to give him sleepin pills bcos she 4got to give him de medicine, 3. A man who goes to a bank with a spanner to open an account, 4. A man who puts a radio in a freezer to listen to cool music, 5. A man who lowers de volume of a radio to read a text message, 6. A man who puts perfume on his body to snap a picture....Comments:
falogbon olufemi - dey are all stupid
osanyintola muheen abolore - all of dem xpt nurse
tshepo leonard masiteng - Lol im gng wt 2 an 3
jazy luvs - All are foolish acts in 21st century.
abednego molotsi the'optimist - The one who posted this status
hajrah maryam - In general man cause there is no woman here.
akeem makanaki bello - Na all of dem and u urself akpos...
baruwa sherif olatunji - Akpors must be d doer of all dis actns! I trust his foolishness...
kim motlhabedi - Definetly da nurse lolz
lil-majid saint - All but the 4th is more stupid
godfrey b skhosana - akpors is d stupid one
mtoto mzuri - The person who askd this
mirabelle nwokoye - d person who posted this an asked us to choose
nura sabo garuza - allllllll na Mahaukata
david obasi simon - All of the above Akpos
ojo oluwabamise adebayo - all of d above except d nurse.
tlotliso eric toodeep pheko - A man who kills a spider by squshn it wit a shoes nd later dooms it.
emeh blessed - Al of them,but na 5 stupid pass..
john dash lazing - Akpos who polished his sheo to snap passport.
ewatomi honeyb - D person who posted dis nd asked us 2 choose
steven fantazine - Dey are all stupid!!
- Like Or Comment if you remember this phone (Type: photo | Published: 2013-11-07T21:05:41+0000)
Akpos The Comedian: Like Or Comment if you remember this phoneComments:
omotola oluwatosin t-angel - Nokia 3310, o jabo ko fo
daniel dionalapapa lawert gmc - 3310 hahahahahahahaa
dup xer geelay - nokia 3310 yangu ya kwanza
isaac olawoyin - chei.....Nokia 3310....
eddie casey olammy - 3310......I will also like to see trium
asadu chinedu felix - Actuall, dtz wat is in moi hand right now *winks*
mikaheel kamil omolope - yea... 3310 to strong die..
gift mpo mwape erudite - it's the one am using ryt now very good when it comes to internet
olabanji kolawole - 3310 o jabo kofo
joseph sunday - 3310 my 1st phone 2005
abraham ekeoma - I miss this fono
abdishakur ali - 3310.......wonderful gadget......... hahahahahahahahahahahaha
ransford beezy - back in the days
owolarafe emmanuel - 3310 omo na bouncing
zoulfadi issaka hima - 3310 must expenssive phone
joy alan arthur - old tymx andriod fone.....
j joshua leon wright - What dats 8 batteries tape.
adeyemo adeshina - i still get 1shee u want?
joseph onigah - Wen fon was nxt to god.
adesakin oluwasheyi samson - Upgrade ur 3310 to ping black berry
obot franklin - i'm still using it now.dont doubt it..and i have one for sale
- Hey.. Check out dis sentence.. I
will get it wrong...
I think its high time we ________ (Type: status | Published: 2013-11-07T20:43:57+0000)
Akpos The Comedian: Hey.. Check out dis sentence.. I bet 80% will get it wrong... I think its high time we __________ praying for our country A. Start B. Starts C. Starting D. Started E. StarteringComments:
nengi diri - It's high time we started praying for our country
kazeem shakiru olaide - Started.........kso
aduloju temilola cecytina - It must start cos is it present and continuous tense
ucheck blackhero danye vest - Y wud i fail dis? Any tym we use d wrd high time, time, or about time, d verb 2 cme afta it must be in past tense. So it's started. D.
yesufu farouk - Even an illiterate knws it is started
emmanuella ukadike - I THINK IT IS HIGH TIME WE started PRAYING FOR OUR COUNTRY.....
godfred ankrah jay bonne - We(3rd person singular)=Start.
tochukwu invincible asiegbu - Ppl who answer starts, how can we and starts go together. Anytime U see it's high time, d verb that follows should be past. D is d correct answer.
kenneth igho nikoro - ....started doin da ryt things
samson lifted - olodo plenty for naija o
mbakwe justice - This is an exceptional case of semantics. Here the action is to be 'carried out' in the present, S̤̥̈̊ø̲̣̣̥ the verb most appropriate to fill the dashed line is #D - Started!
rolling kay ayomide - Ogbeni nah START o o o
balqees alabi - D -started.is akpors preparing for jamb.i knew this years back when i was preparing for jamb.thanks to mr mandy.
oyebamiji abisola - it's high tym we started prayin 4 our country...I'm 100 percent sure abt it
aliyu ismail - Start.(1)Rule:it is high time+1st person(I and we)+simple present e.g it is high time we leave.(2)Rule:it is high time+2nd or 3rd person+simple past e.g it is high time you left or it is high time they left.
thuch james - I dont know what kind of English grammar is being taught in your schools...
perkins okorie - its start A.... Akpos rily said 80% wil get it wrong... Na wa
steven fantazine - The sentence is in continoues present tense!! So the answer wil be START
micah micarooy j-stone jones - IT SHOULD BE "hard " NOT "high " TIME..... SO THE SENTENCE IS WRONG.......
rolling kay ayomide - No just dey giv us wahala. . . . Wetin be d correct anwer
debby praise - high time,about time,almost time nd time goes wit past tense. So,d answer is 'started.'
- AKPOS FUN TIME!!!
LETS PLAY THIS GAME
Is Tiger a Wood?
Is George a Bush?
Is Bill a Gate
Is Nick (Type: status | Published: 2013-11-07T20:42:11+0000)
Akpos The Comedian: AKPOS FUN TIME!!! LETS PLAY THIS GAME Is Tiger a Wood? Is George a Bush? Is Bill a Gate Is Nicky a Minaj? Is wiz a kid? Is spider a man? Is P a square? Is Donald a duke? Is 2 a face? ADD YOURS....Comments:
snethemba mosuli mtshabe - Is doggie a style
daniel samuel ohiomah - Is Jonathan a Goodluck
ndumiso antony moyo - is akpos a commèdian
angel monica - Is Akpos a comedian
tunji d raz billioniare - Raz a billioniare.
mustapha moridiyat horlaidey - Is olamide a badoo
akinshola beatrice dolapo - is ruwa a water?
adeyeyi lateef adeyi adeyi - is appos a Human being?
adetutu owolabi crowny - is alicia a keys, is chris a brown
martins collins kashot - is write a coment?
king katell ivan - is klints a drunk?
frank afegbua junior - Is Jonathan a Goodluck?
sonubi mayowa prizzle - is wiz a khalifa
donald danladi - Is tiwa a savage?
olukoya anuoluwaclassic omolara - is Jonathan a Goodluck?...students answer me ooh!
austin dikeogu - Is style a plus?
hector scalo sello - yeah! "Nicki" is a "Minaj" dats if uknw wat "Minaj" means
ugochi nweze davies - is john a cena?
edwin chisakaniza - R vanessaz bitchez #fack_i_het_em
adedokun olushola shallmar - Iz Shallmar a Yung
kats mac joan - is akpors acomedian?
- AKPOS FUN TIME!!!
--Wen D person interviewing
U @ ur new job is D same guy
u insul (Type: status | Published: 2013-11-07T19:47:37+0000)
Akpos The Comedian: AKPOS FUN TIME!!! Trouble is:- --Wen D person interviewing U @ ur new job is D same guy u insulted in traffic. U go apologize tire --Wen U tel Ur friend ''Ur Mama'' & turn around & see his/her mum staring @ U. Meeehn ,she go show u say u no nid cuttlery 2 chop slap. --Wen u'r up against Lionel Messi in ur debut game as a Defender. E go beta say u collect red card --Wen mosquito lands on ur fada's bald head& u try 2 kill it wit ur bare hands. U must provide d proof ooh or else. -- Wen Patience is ur English teacher b4 Waec. Na A1 u dey DREAM about u go get no worry. --Wen Victor Valdes wins GoalKeeper of d yr. Abeg eeeee --Wen U update ''Salary Thingz'' on FB & ur landlord comments ''On Point'' U go travel go villa by force --Wen u'r in a bus & U throw away #500 Noteinstead of gala wrapper. Ol' boy e don red b dat. --Wen ur dad works @ Nepa & they take lite, then u shout ''God punish Nepa''......and he's there wit u. Na ur Mama go start 2 pay ur Schl fees. --Wen u finish eating in an eatery & u find outur wallet fell out in a taxi. Start 2 prepare ur grammer. --When Usain Bolt chases u wit a cutlass. Ol'boy just stop, beg am. --Wen u giv beggar #1,000 note instead of#50. Generosity go change Noni. Add ur own joinComments:
prince stanley eze - wen u wan course person mistakenly d person na army omo u go beg die
austin dikeogu - When u snatch Hossain Bolt 6ta fone wen him dey arnd, where u want run go?
bummi peter - oh my God, i can't stop laughing.
honesty ejem - Ha ha ha ha ha.......
mohammed nuhu otayokhe - wen u enter moto wey d driver dey high speed come suffer epilepsy attack
bitrus shok - O.M.G...i cant stop laughing
zoulfadi issaka hima - when u enter bus u find out the driver is kabiru soko seegobe
maryann williams - When police they ask u 4 ur license nd u slap am cus u b rich man pikin, omo na cell u nd ur papa go slip oo
praise oluwashola matthew oke - when u use ur school fees to pay baba ijebu or nairbet and u no come win, na one chance u enter
udechukwu patrick - is wen a constable is on 1 on 1 gun shoot out wit osama& group,,,,omo u go surrenda,beg dem say u no go try am again
shola emmanuel - No be small thing o.
adeola mabogaje - Wen u go hit army patrol vehicle wit ur car,omo johz find hw to disappear coz death don come
salawu hammed omojoyibo - Wen u deaf,dump and blind woman as neighbour den her only son died of sudden
udechukwu patrick - wen u 4got ur wallet @iya sikira's place.,and enterd a commercial bus 2 ur house.,conductor cme ask u 4 money...omo jst b prepard 2 fight an unseperated fight..u go fight tire
udechukwu patrick - wen u meet an anti-cult in ur skul and tell me am a Vikings & bucaneer,,omo u go grajuate early witout certificate
leyky leyky - Wen u bought sandine $ u open it u nw c frog instead of fish u go just chop am noni
farid abdullahi farid - wen u pretend as a soldier an slap a leutenant officer with hs bodyguard an he eventually discover u are nt a soldier u go cry die
oyeniyi funke - U dis man I can't stop laughing, let me tru wit my laugh i will nw cum back nd add my own.
annabel ifeoma igboke - Wen U On Ur Final Exam Nd Unkownly Rite Write Ur BB Pin No Instead Of Mat No, Guy Na CARRY_OVER TINZ
fakayode ibrahim abiola - Wen u drive enter army barrack n slap Der genera, jst call home, make den dey prepare for burial
oyeniyi funke - I knw u can't kill me wit laugh
- AKPOS QUESTION!!!
Be honest,which one will u pick
B.S.C or 30 million?? (Type: status | Published: 2013-11-07T19:04:50+0000)
Akpos The Comedian: AKPOS QUESTION!!! Be honest,which one will u pick B.S.C or 30 million??Comments:
obeta david spako - GOOOAAAAALLLL!! !! Finally, FGhavesc0red and it's FG 1-0 ASUU.... I twas a lovely pass from NamadiSambo to GEJ wh0 wasted no timebursting the net and leaving the ASUU keeper Dr. Faggie with no chance to stop the shot! It was a nice build up from David Mark, to Sambo and unto the feets of GEJwho did pretty well... Oh ma world, this is santabrown wit live commentary 4rm ASO rock stadium Abuja,u've to admit that the way this game is going, ASUU Wiℓprobably get the defeat in this tournament!Wonderful play though. But the question is can FG maintain the victory in Aso Rock, because Asuu has great qualities of players and has played unbeaten this season, with the record kept,Asuu has beaten FG several times in Aso Rock stadium, they even draw Fc Gabriel Suswam and FcAnyim Pius Anyim in 'Strike stadium' this season, luckily, this maybe FG turn because they have remain trophiless for 4yrs now(spakodav) since 2009, but let's wait until the final whistle is blown.I dey back FG for dis match coz some peopledon tire 4house.wat about u? But wait o, IS ASUU A STRIK???
ezenwanne lala - I be learner? Abeg gv me d money
alabi hennyholla - if u av 30million u will surely get B.S.C
maudlyn alero iribiri - 30Million ofcourse cos BSC is in 30million. If u ve 30million, u could even get ur BSC and also PHD sef. I prefer 30million jooooor if it's not an evil money oooo
mayor valentin olaniran - me bsc ke.3o million on point o,4 weqe dis 9ja dey go na im i wan chos bsc.i dey crazy ni
prince yusuff osioyemi niyass - will i chop b.s.c,i go embrace 30 million
humphery onate - 30 milla oo no be because of money person da go skool
gift faith essien - Abeggiiiiiiii se na d way things dey go dis dae i go cum pick BSC Abeg na 30million i go take oooo
fablo ayomikun clones - Y u dae fin b sc shey no b 2 gt moni ni
emmanuel chinedu nzebuka - can u imagine..wot has my Bsc gotten me..notin....na 30M abeg joooor
safiyanu suleiman gadagau - hw many pple wae no go skul & dem rich & na dem rich pass na 30 million my friend
mark john vickson - 30 million cos if take bsc work no dey na
engr chinedu nwaigene - 30million oo,even if na 10 i go collect
ayomide ajoke ola - Ego? wetin my Bsc wan fetch me? No be money?
aigbosa emma - 30m na dem dey talk im...
jerry god'skid osagie - see dis guy oh! wetin i wan use B.sc do in place if 30m! re u a learner?
ayoade ayotunde oluwafunminiyi samuel - 30m will gt me bsc
faith kemi okose - 30 million of cos
oshindoro george gbemileke - 30million on point oooooo. den I will work on Ħoŵ to get my bsc later.
stephen oluwafemi - foolish question, no be 9ja u go ask person this kind question
richard eseoghene - b.s.c kor b.s.c ni