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- AKPOS QUESTION!!!
U gave a deaf man $10million to hide 4 u. When u returned he had become blind (Type: status | Published: 2013-11-09T19:17:23+0000)
Akpos The Comedian: AKPOS QUESTION!!! U gave a deaf man $10million to hide 4 u. When u returned he had become blind too. How will u ask 4 ur money back?Comments:
naweze neleh - Slap him on his ear
htiaf ibahsa - blow his eyes n ears wit aslap
ujawernalo imnaseli - i wil arrest him nd his family.
inaleda alonika nugolab - May God help u...... Cos lobatan.
wehtam ynnek - ha! dis na supa chance
obmag demmahum - ntin u cn do again o
uwkida o etep - Heeeeeeehe Hmm dat eye must open by force dat d ooo
akniyalo deehas oaja - Owo ti wogbo ni yen
eciohc eyahgode - no opinion.$10 million don enter voicemail
ubukay namsu uhehs - I go just forget
gerg yedo - When he recieve 3heavy slap on his face he will know that u want him to open eye and show u d money.
selrahc iynaefi eboleme - He wil hear by force.
ehcuwgo divad - I'll just use him 4 rituals
luap ijnutalo caasi - i will charm him fast fast
ataku leunamme - he must knw am d person o, wetin wan cari md sef qv dah kind person money, ah no diq qround!
zaus selrahc - when i come him go talk by force
nisotawulo nisot oyabeda - Go to Herbalist or Church
abmig helas - Just search 4 ur money in his room.
yrrah nosirrah - Na deliverance tins oh....im must see again by fire by force
rakhsa kiddas - gve him upper slap
yzzil ibotawalo - Isokuso dat eyes must open ni by all meanz
- papa AKPOS: I learnt your WAEC result is out.
AKPOS: Daddy u remember Chidi wey dey
carry first (Type: status | Published: 2013-11-09T19:10:31+0000)
Akpos The Comedian: papa AKPOS: I learnt your WAEC result is out. AKPOS: Daddy u remember Chidi wey dey carry first for our whole skul ba? he failed. . papa AKPOS: dats terrible,wat happened? AKPOS: U also remember Tosin wey dey tutor me 4 house ba? He failed too. papa AKPOS: wats with d poor performance? AKPOS: Daddy I dunno,na so e b oh. papa AKPOS: so hw was Ʊr result? AKPOS: haba daddy, if dem fail, wetin u expect, I be wizard? How Many Like for AKPOSComments:
abaayn deejam-ludba udima - zugu kuuwa. U pas wizard.
iwtna itn selrahc - u be wizard lolz
dlihc gnidlog d anneki - Aaah akpos orie ti buru ooO, OLODO NIE
nosm nobgnobg - Dat kind miracle no fit hpen 4 akpos 2 pass
ekije cg - Akpos don fail ooo
leinad kijosulo ecnirp - Him to fail olodo
tayhllus deehsar - U kw nothin except fud.
learsiepop suilenroc - akpos stop beatin abt d bush u don fail
selrahc ytirahc - mumu na ur name akpos
gnosiffa llewxam - even de principal too fail abi?
nuges elowalok - akpos u fail.una pass 4rum de back
ecnirp ihcak - Akpors!..u knw well oh!....
udias asum - akpos na wise guy abeg callap 4 him
awnereynuwkuhcogu ehcu - infact everybody fail
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ijemromroh niralrofrah yadesrobrah - Akpos, y re u always giving me old joke when ma friends don dey wait 4 me 2 share, nawa
rotuwam afa aidyl - Dat is wat i like.
gnulan fos - Hope I meet Akpos one day.
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imnubulo allets - Akpos, u tink say u smart abi?
tajidahk niyoweda - ode,oponu,mumu,al kind of abuse 4 u
- Teacher: All idiots, stand up.
Only Akpos stood up.
Teacher: So, you are an idiot?
Akpos: No, S (Type: status | Published: 2013-11-09T19:07:38+0000)
Akpos The Comedian: Teacher: All idiots, stand up. Only Akpos stood up. Teacher: So, you are an idiot? Akpos: No, Sir, I just can't bear you standing aloneComments:
yergga akuk hasnauq - Foolish teacher seat down
akanam azbaht oelc - Lolz akpos my man
okedano leunamme - indirectly insulting d teacher.c ur face lyk cha cha.
inopol repsuj - Hahaha. Very funny indeed.
awiyumawulo orudawulob nobgolnurolo - Hmmmm, goodest guy
aidumedi ki - haaaahahahah akpos nor kill me with lafff o
ekoja erelimowo - 4ny,so na ur teacher b stupid man.
agnolak ecaep ahsat - Cooo wan Akporse
itit nowalnako - Cn stop laughin mehn akpos u're 2 much
ijihc thgirb ki - Oh akpos the wise boy
oyabeda larom - Akpors u be compelete idiot+ mumu.
akohses hpesoj iznuhtm - Kwaaaaa haaaahhhhaaaahhhaaa.... Lol nyc 1 #admin jst cnt stop laughn
imefeda uleyino - Akpos u won kil me wit ur jokes
asignul uhtezohpiz - Haha meaning that da teacher z da biggest idiot haha lorlz
ageyobg narineda - Akpors jst droppin it hot since yesterday.
nimajneb nworb leirbag - Hahahaha na d teacher b d main idiot b dat.
oladohgi asoboyi eibiahbeiizihl - Detention straight.. :D
apahtel obak - Kwaaaaaaaxsssss!!!!
agarahstamam bydal irafp - Lawlest clever boy
tadas .a refinnej - hmm,dats too much!!!
oyat ojnabedaedowala - lobatan, Akpos don finish sch be dat
- A man walks into a bar and
orders a double, obviously
upset. "What's the matter, buddy ?"
asks (Type: status | Published: 2013-11-09T18:58:02+0000)
Akpos The Comedian: A man walks into a bar and orders a double, obviously upset. "What's the matter, buddy ?" asks the bartender. "It's a long story. I met this beautiful woman who invited me back home. We stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and were just about to make love when her goddamned husband came in the front door! So I had to jump out of the bedroom window and hang from the edge by my fingernails without any clothes on!'' ''Gee, that's tough!'' commiserated the bartender. ''Right, but that's not what really got me aggravated. When her husband came into the room, he wanted to have sex with her but he had to piss first. And the lazy son of a bitch pissed out the window right onto my head!" 'Yeech! No wonder you're in a lousy mood." ''Yeah, but I haven't told you what really really made me mad. Next, I had to listen to them grunting and groaning and when they finished the husband tossed his condom out the window. And where does it land ? On my goddamned forehead!'' ''Damn, that really is a drag!'' ''Oh, I'm not finished! See, what really pissed me off was when the husband had to take a dump. Turns out that their toilet was broken, so he stuck his ass out of the window and let loose right on my head!'' ''That would sure mess up my day." ''Yeah, yeah, yeah, but do you know what REALLY REALLY REALLY pissed me off? When I looked down and saw that my feet were only SIX inches off the ground!''Comments:
uwkuhceki leahcim eizekeuwkuhc - If u think dat God has not been wonderful,...wait until u experience tooth ache!!!
uwkuhceki leahcim eizekeuwkuhc - Imagine u wake up one day and notice dat d water well in ur compound has turned to kerosine well,....what will u do ?????
acissej q yssej - Hahahah crazy guy
gnokul yuynrof nehpets - hahahahahhahahahahah cant stop laughing aahahahaahahhaha
nairb otak - Lol, dats wat deserves d chitaz
agnayu oku - I wil cry out for help
uwkida o etep - Hahahaha yiyi man dat is good for u
afi iyulafi - DID YOU WANT TO BE UNTOP OFTHETOP? office promotion,busin ess progress,love attraction,political position, monetaryascension,Job employment,Marriage luck,unlimited favour/goodluck,Abroad success/papers and become a SUPERSTAR IN;Football,modeling,acting,singing,dan cing!! COME TO BABA AMEN IFA ABSTRACT VISIONsPIRITUAL TEMPLE.(special ise in Any KIND OF VOODOO)
homij edimoya - Imagine say one morninig, u opened ur box wey u dey put cloth nd instead of cloth, wetin u see na money. what will u do?
nhoj epoh - I go fetch 15 geepee tanks
amapap roinuj - Lmfao...your an idiot
naweze neleh - U hav been defeated
imnufulo ebgibireda - U deserve more dan dat
uganewgi amuwkuhc - This guy need a new brain urgently trident
ostakamid yggam - kikikikikikikiki,kwakwakwakwaaaaaaaa!
uganewgi amuwkuhc - This guy needs a new brain urgently Ψ
ebgahbawuno ymmij - hahahahahahahahahahahahagjgaîahahjgj...... Cnt stop laffin..., hahahahagagagah
eyenudo leunamme - Apkos confess u ar d man lolx
niyowalo alobija - So funny. Cnt stop lafing
asida nudoiba edala - There is gain 4 everitin on dis earth
hajile yiehs zkhom - hehehe u nosy akpos
- Chichi: Do you smoke?
Chichi: How many packs a day?
Akpos: 3 packs.
Chichi: (Type: status | Published: 2013-11-09T18:54:08+0000)
Akpos The Comedian: Chichi: Do you smoke? Akpos: Yes.... Chichi: How many packs a day? Akpos: 3 packs. Chichi: How much per pack? Akpos: N200. Chichi: And how long have you been smoking? Akpos: For 15 years. Chichi: So, one pack costs N200, and you have 3 packs a day, which puts your spending each month at N18,000. In one year, it would be N216,000 correct? Akpos: Correct. Chichi: If in one year you spend N216,000 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at over N3,000,000 correct? Akpos: Correct. Chichi: Do you know that if you hadn't smoked, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now easily bought a brand new Range Rover HSE Sport? Akpos: Do you smoke? Chichi: No. Akpos: So where's your Range Rover HSE Sport then?Comments:
naicirtaideap mils - Simple lol. Hehehehehehe
aloseda ojnabeyo - Lol,no difference nw
ekiubihc devoleb - Hahaha bad akpos
atam ocsebed akoleuwkuhc - Hmmmmmmm akpors no dey cari last
udnumo idnomo snilloc - Akpos is very analytical at times
akuwno du - Hehehehehe... Intelligent question from Akpors...
esimorp amihc - akpos the brain man
htiaf obgodo - lwkmd, nice question from Akp
need-hpoohwerom ludba - #ambiguous_akpos
unuti nehpets - Ha!! Akpos you so funny. this joke is standout
uganewgi amuwkuhc - Lolz Ơ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡ nawaoo this is 2much.²
esagnahstn inagnul - Hahahaaaaaaaaa#death
ododa nosnhoj - Kiss kiss, u get mouth
inagnam ehpm oztahpm - kkkk gud questio akipo.wel dan
izogik notzej ykcir - Incredible Akpos
enakiht elhukodnil - good question Akpos,..she be actin' lyk she knows it all,...#where_ur_rangerover_@_?,......loool
edurtreg yram hisa - hahahaha lwkmd i wan unirate 4 body
u nedlog ahoga - classic............
ykyel ykyel - Stupid boi akpos
ardnas ikeyia - no i don,t smoke
etihw drahcir - lol. akposs d baddo
- A teacher was giving a lesson about the
circulation of blood. He said: "Now boys, as
you know, (Type: status | Published: 2013-11-09T16:25:20+0000)
Akpos The Comedian: A teacher was giving a lesson about the circulation of blood. He said: "Now boys, as you know, if I stood on my head, the blood would run into it and I would turn red in the face." "Yes, sir," they chorused. "So why is it," asked the teacher, "that when I am standing upright, the blood doesn't run into my feet and make them turn red, like my head?" "A young voice (Akpos) from the back called out: "Because your feet aren't empty!"Comments:
anugujn leinad - haha ticha ni danda head
eyeleda neleh alol - Akpos u nor well; so ur teacher head empty abi?
esamono o zerp - hahaha... lwkmd....
samirt naliv - Hahaha smart answer :-D
iyehs eisok - dat means d teachers head is empty
aomasa ojok - Akpos, u are intelligent!
eikcir am - Hahahaha thats hot than pepper.
edeigaso sudo nrobsgnik - =))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º=))
nawdir ralohsih - so dull a teacher
otego ynnoj - pwahahahaaaaa....mah rib cage!! u broke it biatch akpos!!
oyom rehpotsirhc - shupit akpos...mxii!:-)
hauqnad erapo knarf - hahaa. wat an answer.
abmuj xxelf - Hahahahaha!!!!! hiyo kali!!! hahahahaha!!!!
suiraunaj ailicserp - Kaiyahhh... Akpors!
asignul uhtezohpiz - Lorl..anybody who wantz to be ma fwnd?? Plz add me am soO bored.
epnira ekomujalo - AKPOS U DEY TRY JOO
edijalo ekunita - Akpos don kil me o
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edijalo ekunita - Akpos don kil me o,i don laugh tired
- I AM AKPOS THE GREATEST LIAR ON
Can u beat that?
(1) My dad just bought a
that (Type: status | Published: 2013-11-09T15:19:29+0000)
Akpos The Comedian: I AM AKPOS THE GREATEST LIAR ON EARTH Can u beat that? (1) My dad just bought a generator that uses palm oil. (2) I just finish praying on Lagos/ Ibadan express way. (3) We use to have 7 swimming pools in my house until armed robbers stole 6. (4) Hummer 7 that uses water. Come and see it in my daddy's garage. (5) Hope u guys know dead sea? My dad killed it. OYA! CHALLENGE ME WITH YOURS IF YOU CAN..Comments:
irenawn ezeubihc - My dad hs a transformer in his room...
zeeza elawobeda - i just finish drinking Garri with Battery water
hamurkn anybawk - my dad have his breakfast with Obama on the moon every morning
rewopsdog holuki - I am pinging on my nokia touch light it for real o
ecarg nudoiba nugolo - nobody fit challenge u
tfig sicnarf imel - My mum has a television which uses battries
ebube treblig - Com se my dad climblin to heaven with rope
yn ot - our dog get six Legs....
agnalakn sallodcm dlanod - last year i saw a red banana in nigeria 4 the 1st time
leumlasp awelitalo - Wen i was on plane to london, d cold was too much dat i had to wind up d window glass
eigoramuwu eoj iyu - Na me wey use cellophane take do condom.
nworc thgirw - Every 3 storey building in nigeria , my dad own them
ludba elihseda ecnirpnirg - I am d only Nigga dat can slap 20 army, and I no go run
damha bijan - I am d best in d world!!!
ehepk nosdog maharba - During a heavy pour of rain i walk 3miles with no umbrella or rain-jacket, n not a single drop of rain touch me
mrahon caasi - Islamic is a peaceful religion
rewopsdog holuki - I get atm machine for my room
amugnawn acissej - My father bought a phone and whenever he charges d fone airtime will enter
nidabi atir - am d 1st lady to land on the sun
adnabum osilad - My Grandmother Is A Man.
ohoneimia asohge ecaep - We av a flat screen tv dat uses tiger battery
- Mama akpos boarded a bus to
lagos frm calabar told d driver;
"driver,if u reach Benin tell me o (Type: status | Published: 2013-11-07T21:52:20+0000)
Akpos The Comedian: Mama akpos boarded a bus to lagos frm calabar told d driver; "driver,if u reach Benin tell me o! D Driver nodded n then she shouted again"my children,una hear wetin I tell am? Everybody responded YES MA. On the long journey to lagos,everybodyslept off but dis woman neva blinked.Dey neva knew she doesn't know Benin. After several hours of driving and lagos closeby wit Benin about 4hrs bhind,d poor woman then asked; driver,u neva reach benin ni? Ooooh!! The driver exclaimed; madam Benin is like 4hrs behind us.the woman started Yelling"take me back 2 Benin abeg I no wan wahala o!!! After all said, and considering d age of d woman it was agreed dat d driver should turn back 2 Benin. On getting 2 Benin,the driver came down,opened the door and told the woman she is in Benin. The woman simply opened her hand bag, brought out a card of panadol, removd 2 tablets an d swallowed them wit water. She then smiled and said,na my pikin (akpors) say if I reach Benin make I take 2 tablets of panadol. Oya make wey dey go lagos• » » DRIVER FAINTED!!!!!!!!!!!Comments:
ordep leagiba imnufawulo - like mother like son....lol
laehcim abolibotawulo ewowof - mama akpors u be a fool
nomhar aloseko - Like mother like son. lolzzzzz.....
alohs deehas - Edited joke and old school.
lisab ecnirp - Like moda like son
yobzihw yvram - Lyk akpos lyk mama
namsu udilah - hahahahahahahaa mumu?
ilawo htennek - Akpos is a very gud doctor, i know him
awoyam edoynika - kudos to you!!!!!!!
imiar iyes - No different between their two
arobed imnut alohseda - crasy son and mother.
adnaseyo imoy - I knew it was akpos mother
gnabm yessab - i cant laff ooooo
sbbok yniarb leunamme - Lyk moda lyk son
udn aivlys - lol....... i luv dis
selrahc ellamo - Hahahaahahhhhahahhahaa.... Dats madneess level 2
mollohc ahsile amot - shagas hike moro mé
nudoiba innaka demha - Wait akpos y ur family mumu like dis
nakelalo olowora - Bad woman wit her bad piking
leirbag reesta - akpose mumu like him mother b dat
ihataf ujawernralroh imeyalo - dt'$ is a crinkum crankum one
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maerdspoohdamad rotciv akona - Pretty small fine gul Lookin like Rihanna shuooo.
ebucn akabat - Her attitude Rihanna but lookes like omotola
ekihc revor egnar atawn - Small girl no spoil lyk Rihana o
selrahc inesu - Illimunanti member
urutut eromenod - Exact replica of Rihanna
ebeokil ykimom haz'wohpm - She luks lyk Rihanna
nuges imefulo - riri girl of course
nudoibreh yziwnod alotnuhso - This gal na mami water
mite kaudu - Omotola nd Rihanna
yks selrahc - Barcelona 3-1 Ac Milan.
vi selrahc ecnirp - Rihana and Omotola
aloine ssikaad eparala - She looks lyk..rihanna..na..na..na but she's stil smal for banana..na..na..na
oguhca eynen - Rihanna look-alike
hasnauq yvi - i beg is bad gel riri..babis pik
irihp htiaf - Rihhana/ omotola
isom nebe - rihana\chacha ike
nuesawulo eledimab awiyumnika - Rihanna and Omotola
doowyllok imnataf alok - wonderful! rihanna
zcaasi ymmit zbocaj - she look like my future wife
tabibah miharbi - rihana and omotola
akniyalo har - Rihanna, not omotola. But i pray make she no emulate Rihanna characters, buh she get star above Rihanna!
- AKPOS QUESTION!!!
Who is more stupid?
1. The man who waves a newscaster whiles watchin tv,
2. (Type: status | Published: 2013-11-07T21:16:32+0000)
Akpos The Comedian: AKPOS QUESTION!!! Who is more stupid? 1. The man who waves a newscaster whiles watchin tv, 2. A nurse who wakes up a sleepin patient to give him sleepin pills bcos she 4got to give him de medicine, 3. A man who goes to a bank with a spanner to open an account, 4. A man who puts a radio in a freezer to listen to cool music, 5. A man who lowers de volume of a radio to read a text message, 6. A man who puts perfume on his body to snap a picture....Comments:
imefulo nobgolaf - dey are all stupid
eroloba neehum alotniynaso - all of dem xpt nurse
gnetisam dranoel opehst - Lol im gng wt 2 an 3
svul yzaj - All are foolish acts in 21st century.
tsimitpo'eht istolom ogendeba - The one who posted this status
mayram harjah - In general man cause there is no woman here.
olleb ikanakam meeka - Na all of dem and u urself akpos...
ijnutalo firehs awurab - Akpors must be d doer of all dis actns! I trust his foolishness...
idebahltom mik - Definetly da nurse lolz
tnias dijam-lil - All but the 4th is more stupid
anasohks b yerfdog - akpors is d stupid one
iruzm ototm - The person who askd this
eyokown ellebarim - d person who posted this an asked us to choose
azurag obas arun - allllllll na Mahaukata
nomis isabo divad - All of the above Akpos
oyabeda esimabawulo ojo - all of d above except d nurse.
okehp peedoot cire osiltolt - A man who kills a spider by squshn it wit a shoes nd later dooms it.
desselb heme - Al of them,but na 5 stupid pass..
gnizal hsad nhoj - Akpos who polished his sheo to snap passport.
byenoh imotawe - D person who posted dis nd asked us 2 choose
enizatnaf nevets - Dey are all stupid!!
- Like Or Comment if you remember this phone (Type: photo | Published: 2013-11-07T21:05:41+0000)
Akpos The Comedian: Like Or Comment if you remember this phoneComments:
legna-t nisotawulo alotomo - Nokia 3310, o jabo ko fo
cmg trewal apapalanoid leinad - 3310 hahahahahahahaa
yaleeg rex pud - nokia 3310 yangu ya kwanza
niyowalo caasi - chei.....Nokia 3310....
ymmalo yesac eidde - 3310......I will also like to see trium
xilef udenihc udasa - Actuall, dtz wat is in moi hand right now *winks*
epolomo limak leehakim - yea... 3310 to strong die..
etidure epawm opm tfig - it's the one am using ryt now very good when it comes to internet
elowalok ijnabalo - 3310 o jabo kofo
yadnus hpesoj - 3310 my 1st phone 2005
amoeke maharba - I miss this fono
ila rukahsidba - 3310.......wonderful gadget......... hahahahahahahahahahahaha
yzeeb drofsnar - back in the days
leunamme efaralowo - 3310 omo na bouncing
amih akassi idafluoz - 3310 must expenssive phone
ruhtra nala yoj - old tymx andriod fone.....
thgirw noel auhsoj j - What dats 8 batteries tape.
anihseda omeyeda - i still get 1shee u want?
hagino hpesoj - Wen fon was nxt to god.
nosmas iyehsawulo nikaseda - Upgrade ur 3310 to ping black berry
nilknarf tobo - i'm still using it now.dont doubt it..and i have one for sale
- Hey.. Check out dis sentence.. I
will get it wrong...
I think its high time we ________ (Type: status | Published: 2013-11-07T20:43:57+0000)
Akpos The Comedian: Hey.. Check out dis sentence.. I bet 80% will get it wrong... I think its high time we __________ praying for our country A. Start B. Starts C. Starting D. Started E. StarteringComments:
irid ignen - It's high time we started praying for our country
edialo urikahs meezak - Started.........kso
anitycec alolimet ujoluda - It must start cos is it present and continuous tense
tsev eynad orehkcalb kcehcu - Y wud i fail dis? Any tym we use d wrd high time, time, or about time, d verb 2 cme afta it must be in past tense. So it's started. D.
kuoraf ufusey - Even an illiterate knws it is started
ekidaku alleunamme - I THINK IT IS HIGH TIME WE started PRAYING FOR OUR COUNTRY.....
ennob yaj harkna derfdog - We(3rd person singular)=Start.
ubgeisa elbicnivni uwkuhcot - Ppl who answer starts, how can we and starts go together. Anytime U see it's high time, d verb that follows should be past. D is d correct answer.
orokin ohgi htennek - ....started doin da ryt things
detfil nosmas - olodo plenty for naija o
ecitsuj ewkabm - This is an exceptional case of semantics. Here the action is to be 'carried out' in the present, S̤̥̈̊ø̲̣̣̥ the verb most appropriate to fill the dashed line is #D - Started!
edimoya yak gnillor - Ogbeni nah START o o o
ibala seeqlab - D -started.is akpors preparing for jamb.i knew this years back when i was preparing for jamb.thanks to mr mandy.
alosiba ijimabeyo - it's high tym we started prayin 4 our country...I'm 100 percent sure abt it
liamsi uyila - Start.(1)Rule:it is high time+1st person(I and we)+simple present e.g it is high time we leave.(2)Rule:it is high time+2nd or 3rd person+simple past e.g it is high time you left or it is high time they left.
semaj hcuht - I dont know what kind of English grammar is being taught in your schools...
eiroko snikrep - its start A.... Akpos rily said 80% wil get it wrong... Na wa
enizatnaf nevets - The sentence is in continoues present tense!! So the answer wil be START
senoj enots-j yooracim hacim - IT SHOULD BE "hard " NOT "high " TIME..... SO THE SENTENCE IS WRONG.......
edimoya yak gnillor - No just dey giv us wahala. . . . Wetin be d correct anwer
esiarp ybbed - high time,about time,almost time nd time goes wit past tense. So,d answer is 'started.'
- AKPOS FUN TIME!!!
LETS PLAY THIS GAME
Is Tiger a Wood?
Is George a Bush?
Is Bill a Gate
Is Nick (Type: status | Published: 2013-11-07T20:42:11+0000)
Akpos The Comedian: AKPOS FUN TIME!!! LETS PLAY THIS GAME Is Tiger a Wood? Is George a Bush? Is Bill a Gate Is Nicky a Minaj? Is wiz a kid? Is spider a man? Is P a square? Is Donald a duke? Is 2 a face? ADD YOURS....Comments:
ebahstm ilusom abmehtens - Is doggie a style
hamoiho leumas leinad - Is Jonathan a Goodluck
oyom ynotna osimudn - is akpos a commèdian
acinom legna - Is Akpos a comedian
erainoillib zar d ijnut - Raz a billioniare.
yedialroh tayidirom ahpatsum - Is olamide a badoo
opalod ecirtaeb alohsnika - is ruwa a water?
iyeda iyeda feetal iyeyeda - is appos a Human being?
ynworc ibalowo ututeda - is alicia a keys, is chris a brown
tohsak snilloc snitram - is write a coment?
navi lletak gnik - is klints a drunk?
roinuj aubgefa knarf - Is Jonathan a Goodluck?
elzzirp awoyam ibunos - is wiz a khalifa
idalnad dlanod - Is tiwa a savage?
aralomo cissalcawulouna ayokulo - is Jonathan a Goodluck?...students answer me ooh!
ugoekid nitsua - Is style a plus?
olles olacs rotceh - yeah! "Nicki" is a "Minaj" dats if uknw wat "Minaj" means
seivad ezewn ihcogu - is john a cena?
azinakasihc niwde - R vanessaz bitchez #fack_i_het_em
ramllahs alohsulo nukodeda - Iz Shallmar a Yung
naoj cam stak - is akpors acomedian?
- AKPOS FUN TIME!!!
--Wen D person interviewing
U @ ur new job is D same guy
u insul (Type: status | Published: 2013-11-07T19:47:37+0000)
Akpos The Comedian: AKPOS FUN TIME!!! Trouble is:- --Wen D person interviewing U @ ur new job is D same guy u insulted in traffic. U go apologize tire --Wen U tel Ur friend ''Ur Mama'' & turn around & see his/her mum staring @ U. Meeehn ,she go show u say u no nid cuttlery 2 chop slap. --Wen u'r up against Lionel Messi in ur debut game as a Defender. E go beta say u collect red card --Wen mosquito lands on ur fada's bald head& u try 2 kill it wit ur bare hands. U must provide d proof ooh or else. -- Wen Patience is ur English teacher b4 Waec. Na A1 u dey DREAM about u go get no worry. --Wen Victor Valdes wins GoalKeeper of d yr. Abeg eeeee --Wen U update ''Salary Thingz'' on FB & ur landlord comments ''On Point'' U go travel go villa by force --Wen u'r in a bus & U throw away #500 Noteinstead of gala wrapper. Ol' boy e don red b dat. --Wen ur dad works @ Nepa & they take lite, then u shout ''God punish Nepa''......and he's there wit u. Na ur Mama go start 2 pay ur Schl fees. --Wen u finish eating in an eatery & u find outur wallet fell out in a taxi. Start 2 prepare ur grammer. --When Usain Bolt chases u wit a cutlass. Ol'boy just stop, beg am. --Wen u giv beggar #1,000 note instead of#50. Generosity go change Noni. Add ur own joinComments:
eze yelnats ecnirp - wen u wan course person mistakenly d person na army omo u go beg die
ugoekid nitsua - When u snatch Hossain Bolt 6ta fone wen him dey arnd, where u want run go?
retep immub - oh my God, i can't stop laughing.
meje ytsenoh - Ha ha ha ha ha.......
ehkoyato uhun demmahom - wen u enter moto wey d driver dey high speed come suffer epilepsy attack
kohs surtib - O.M.G...i cant stop laughing
amih akassi idafluoz - when u enter bus u find out the driver is kabiru soko seegobe
smailliw nnayram - When police they ask u 4 ur license nd u slap am cus u b rich man pikin, omo na cell u nd ur papa go slip oo
eko wehttam alohsawulo esiarp - when u use ur school fees to pay baba ijebu or nairbet and u no come win, na one chance u enter
kcirtap uwkuhcedu - is wen a constable is on 1 on 1 gun shoot out wit osama& group,,,,omo u go surrenda,beg dem say u no go try am again
leunamme alohs - No be small thing o.
ejagobam aloeda - Wen u go hit army patrol vehicle wit ur car,omo johz find hw to disappear coz death don come
obiyojomo demmah uwalas - Wen u deaf,dump and blind woman as neighbour den her only son died of sudden
kcirtap uwkuhcedu - wen u 4got ur wallet @iya sikira's place.,and enterd a commercial bus 2 ur house.,conductor cme ask u 4 money...omo jst b prepard 2 fight an unseperated fight..u go fight tire
kcirtap uwkuhcedu - wen u meet an anti-cult in ur skul and tell me am a Vikings & bucaneer,,omo u go grajuate early witout certificate
ykyel ykyel - Wen u bought sandine $ u open it u nw c frog instead of fish u go just chop am noni
diraf ihalludba diraf - wen u pretend as a soldier an slap a leutenant officer with hs bodyguard an he eventually discover u are nt a soldier u go cry die
eknuf iyineyo - U dis man I can't stop laughing, let me tru wit my laugh i will nw cum back nd add my own.
ekobgi amoefi lebanna - Wen U On Ur Final Exam Nd Unkownly Rite Write Ur BB Pin No Instead Of Mat No, Guy Na CARRY_OVER TINZ
aloiba miharbi edoyakaf - Wen u drive enter army barrack n slap Der genera, jst call home, make den dey prepare for burial
eknuf iyineyo - I knw u can't kill me wit laugh
- AKPOS QUESTION!!!
Be honest,which one will u pick
B.S.C or 30 million?? (Type: status | Published: 2013-11-07T19:04:50+0000)
Akpos The Comedian: AKPOS QUESTION!!! Be honest,which one will u pick B.S.C or 30 million??Comments:
okaps divad atebo - GOOOAAAAALLLL!! !! Finally, FGhavesc0red and it's FG 1-0 ASUU.... I twas a lovely pass from NamadiSambo to GEJ wh0 wasted no timebursting the net and leaving the ASUU keeper Dr. Faggie with no chance to stop the shot! It was a nice build up from David Mark, to Sambo and unto the feets of GEJwho did pretty well... Oh ma world, this is santabrown wit live commentary 4rm ASO rock stadium Abuja,u've to admit that the way this game is going, ASUU Wiℓprobably get the defeat in this tournament!Wonderful play though. But the question is can FG maintain the victory in Aso Rock, because Asuu has great qualities of players and has played unbeaten this season, with the record kept,Asuu has beaten FG several times in Aso Rock stadium, they even draw Fc Gabriel Suswam and FcAnyim Pius Anyim in 'Strike stadium' this season, luckily, this maybe FG turn because they have remain trophiless for 4yrs now(spakodav) since 2009, but let's wait until the final whistle is blown.I dey back FG for dis match coz some peopledon tire 4house.wat about u? But wait o, IS ASUU A STRIK???
alal ennawneze - I be learner? Abeg gv me d money
allohynneh ibala - if u av 30million u will surely get B.S.C
iribiri orela nylduam - 30Million ofcourse cos BSC is in 30million. If u ve 30million, u could even get ur BSC and also PHD sef. I prefer 30million jooooor if it's not an evil money oooo
narinalo nitnelav royam - me bsc ke.3o million on point o,4 weqe dis 9ja dey go na im i wan chos bsc.i dey crazy ni
ssayin imeyoiso ffusuy ecnirp - will i chop b.s.c,i go embrace 30 million
etano yrehpmuh - 30 milla oo no be because of money person da go skool
neisse htiaf tfig - Abeggiiiiiiii se na d way things dey go dis dae i go cum pick BSC Abeg na 30million i go take oooo
senolc nukimoya olbaf - Y u dae fin b sc shey no b 2 gt moni ni
akubezn udenihc leunamme - can u imagine..wot has my Bsc gotten me..notin....na 30M abeg joooor
uagadag namielus unayifas - hw many pple wae no go skul & dem rich & na dem rich pass na 30 million my friend
noskciv nhoj kram - 30 million cos if take bsc work no dey na
enegiawn udenihc rgne - 30million oo,even if na 10 i go collect
alo ekoja edimoya - Ego? wetin my Bsc wan fetch me? No be money?
amme asobgia - 30m na dem dey talk im...
eigaso diks'dog yrrej - see dis guy oh! wetin i wan use B.sc do in place if 30m! re u a learner?
leumas iyinimnufawulo ednutoya edaoya - 30m will gt me bsc
esoko imek htiaf - 30 million of cos
ekelimebg egroeg orodnihso - 30million on point oooooo. den I will work on Ħoŵ to get my bsc later.
imefawulo nehpets - foolish question, no be 9ja u go ask person this kind question
enehgoese drahcir - b.s.c kor b.s.c ni