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- Oral sex helps prevent miscarriages. The more “familiar” a woman is with her partner’s se (Type: status | Published: 2014-01-12T07:31:20+0000 | Likes: 0 | Shares: 215)
WTF Sex Facts: Oral sex helps prevent miscarriages. The more “familiar” a woman is with her partner’s semen, the more likely her uterus is to accept it.Comments:
Zac Archinal - Sophia Sophia Louise Elshout
Sarah Ludwig - u bunch are weird I think ya just ritting wot on ya mind
Brittany Nicole Underwood - Is this just a way to talk your girl into giving you head? Lmao
Danielle Ledwell - Calling bullshit on this one..... sounds like something a husband made up to get more head
Karlos Metal-mulisha Screamo Stevenson - this is bullshit
Jim Snider - Sounds good to me!!! Lol
Veronica Arocha Cruz - aaaaa yeeeaaa oooooook
Chris Marshall - Just more knowledge. Genna
Anthony Santiago - Lol makes sense ladies take notes lol
Rob Michaelson - Tyler Zimmermann
Melissa Montague - This is a load of bullshit and you should be ashamed to say such a thing. Clearly the person who put this together has never experienced a miscarriage.
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Ashley Cross - that doesn't even make sence.
Annette Royal - Actually this is true...it's based on antibodies. It's to damn late explain the science however it is fact.
Simon Francis - Whoaaaa really now ?? Lol
Blake Anderson - Neesh Bauer lol had to tag u
James M Coyne - told u it was for research honey
Lauran Elizabeth Myers - http://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/index.php?topic=1640.0
Clariitta Jeanette Marquez - Bs u ain't foolin me on this one u just need more head XD
Antonio Too'Hype Avalos - If you don't give head and swallow then you're too young to be having sex. "Spitters are quitters"
Vane Falcone Mallada - KhRiz Gard Olivera
Jonathon Douglas Juett - Haley Schlesselman
- What is the difference between oral and anal sex?
Oral sex makes your day and anal sex makes (Type: status | Published: 2014-01-08T17:16:52+0000 | Likes: 0 | Shares: 102)
WTF Sex Facts: What is the difference between oral and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day and anal sex makes your whole weak.Comments:
Carmen Lala Palos - Its supposed to spell whole ^^ Its part of the joke...
Carmel Bragg - Whats the difference between a condom and a coffin? Ones for cumin in and ones for going in lol
Cameron Evans - 'your hole* week' ;)
Joaquin Olivares - Nena Oseguera nice
Christian Garcia - Heellll yea
Michael Melius - What's the difference between spitting and swallowing? The amount of pressure u put on the back of her head...
Christopher Arnold - What's the difference between a woman and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out. Ziiiiiiing!
Tyler Rondeaux - Stephen Nance lol!!
Jamie Nicole Parks - I see what you did there! :) haha
Hanna Pramholt - Hahahahhahah Emma Checa
Todd Trent - Fpmsl Chelsea Brown
Chelsea Brown - ewww Todd Trent hahaa
Mike Jones - When it's done right, yes it does ;-)
Katie Garcia - So...? Now I'm wondering.
Katie Garcia - Lol. I am always wondering. Did it make your week?
Mike Jones - I plead the fifth
Carolin Åkerman - Andreas Bengtsson
Krystal Bergland - Justin Nelson...ILL SAY!
Alexis Wade - Meagan Ashley hahahahahaha
Burju Mikaelson - Hahaha Bianca Jane
Lee Michael Carter - Katie Mapes is this true?? Hahaha
- 4 Mistakes Guys Make In Bed (Type: video | Published: 2014-01-08T17:55:22+0000 | Likes: 0 | Shares: 189)
WTF Sex Facts: 4 Mistakes Guys Make In BedComments:
Nick Worthington - Kayleigh Passmore - watched 40 seconds and decided I know it all
Stephen Scooter Brown - Ashanti Marie Isakson im dead
Ashanti Marie Isakson - Stephen Brown all true lmfao
Stephen Scooter Brown - -_- wasnt askin Ashanti Marie Isakson nigga
Markus Larsson - Fucking Bullshit!!
Max Arroyo - Maria Santibanez true or not?? Lolz
Christ Ina - Bullshit. I dont need foreplay and a guy doesnt have to find out what i want or like cuz ill straight up either tell him or take it^^
Kayleigh Passmore - Nick Worthington maybe that's where you're going wrong ;)
Nick Worthington - Kayleigh Passmore - You've never complained faggot
Emma Lundqvist - Och min kille gör allt helt rätt ju :') Albin
Braden Tuttle - Steve Schweigert
Kayleigh Passmore - At the time Nick Worthington because i was too busy concentrating on the points the lady in the video made and wondering why they weren't getting done!
Nick Worthington - Kayleigh Passmore and then there was jizz everywhere. Go Home, Shut the fuck up, and think of another comeback!
Alysha Jennelle Wilson - Christopher Palmer......
Arturo Gomez - Ana Koval Galvez lmfao!
Maria Santibanez - Very true Max Arroyo Lol
Terran Casper - It's not essential. My ex told me not to do any fore play, just get Get her wet then go for it
Dana Grotenhuis - Kamiel Verhagen☺️
Frank Garrow - Wtf? Your saying I'm not doing it right?
Sandeep Samy - Tyler Samy is it true
Samantha Mariie Pratt - Nicholas Swanson-wallace
- When your girl touches another man.... (Type: video | Published: 2014-01-05T18:34:20+0000 | Likes: 0 | Shares: 232)
WTF Sex Facts: When your girl touches another man....Comments:
Jack Holland - Kyle Jordan Ward
Travis Tullis - Lol fuck To funny
Mariah Jones - Lmfao!!! Juan Zuniga
Vaughn Johnson - Sarafina Kwaku lol you've seen that look
マイルズ アシーナ - Rebecca Marable thats me all the time
Romy Cheema - Riya Sharma hahaha pass auf ge
Rebecca Marable - Athena your crazy
Mary Lou Garza - Hahahahha that's funny the look on his face
LyLy Ta - Kyle Kitagawa Rainbow Wong Jeska Kim Jessica Lim Tony Nguyening Thuy Nguyen
Gabino X Chastidy Espinoza - Andres Sandoval, Ricardo Zavier Pena lmfao!!!
Karinna Ulloa - 'Angie Doe lmfaooooooooo
Anna Grönkvist Aguilar - Aldin Reiz babyy hahah <3
Diamante Harris - Be like yall vibing a lil.too hard lol
Joseph Lucero - O Sí Get Out here Wit That Gurl Lol
Geo Khoury - LouLou Malaki w aktarr kamennn
Armin Ebner - Miriam Siller haha ☝
Nestor Cabrera - Hahaha Cassandra Flores x)
Cassandra Flores - Nestor Cabrera Hahaha oh wow xD
Bogdan Agachi - She wants another cock )))))
Cassandra Flores - Nestor Cabrera Haha /.\ ...^^^ Lol xD
Nestor Cabrera - Haha siii im geting mad jst thinking bout it? >:[
- Relationships Be Like (Type: video | Published: 2014-01-05T05:26:55+0000 | Likes: 0 | Shares: 246)
WTF Sex Facts: Relationships Be LikeComments:
Mateo Spatz - i love this video o;
Tyler Dean - Kadance Konecny I don't abuse you but I just thought this was funny:)
TriSten Krieger - Shaira Villaseñor
Shaira Villaseñor - Uhm wtf babe ? 0.o TriSten Krieger
TriSten Krieger - Lol Shaira Villaseñor
Andrea A Garibay - Lmao Alejandro Hernandez
Alejandro Hernandez - We should wrestle one day haha
Andrea A Garibay - Bring it k no mas pork estas mega alto dont mean u gonna win lmao
Matt Still - HAHAHAHAHA!! CHRIST!!!
Michael Nash - Patrick Williams
Alejandro Hernandez - That sound like a challenge to me. Well see namas no llores
Andrea A Garibay - A pos dont hurt me cause if u make me cry I ma get mad n itz gona go down for realz bad
Fidel Antelo - I like it Johnny TranDevon SwartzAustin LominackColby SwartzTom Simmons
Sikora Farrelly - I was there when that happen got to love randy orton
Damien Casella - Marcus Tindale I love you :')
Fernando Rodriguez - Elias Rodriguez Jorgito'o Rodriguez
Scott Fabricius - Kelly Middleton Carlin Dunn
Talha Shahid - Alishah Javaid xD :P
Erin Ladonna - Nigel Conley Bryanna Janae
Jordan Lim - John Shinobi Nguyen Orlando GabrielleJayden Le Dam Huy VuLachlan BeatonRaymond Lee
John Shinobi Nguyen - RKO! Andoni Halkitis
- Porn vs Real Sex explained with food - (Type: video | Published: 2014-01-04T17:24:21+0000 | Likes: 0 | Shares: 1484)
WTF Sex Facts: Porn vs Real Sex explained with food -Comments:
Diana Campos - Hahahahah Rodolfo Aguirre
Diana Campos - Sandy Carolina P
Kayla Anne Collins - Daniel Miller lol
Danielle McCafferty - Andy Hodgen xxxx
Kelsey Locock - Tmika Leach Caleb Campagnolo Karl Shmaka Schumacher Kevin Wells
Hellen Kibreab - Christian Tresor
Jeremy Mondragon - Lovely Gibson XD
Dylan Hussar - Lmao Mariah Guest Perry Mitchell Kyle Kohler
Bray Chantal Lucas - Bailey Shipley. Isaabella Munoz
Adam Fletcher - Matt Eggers. Hilarious. Watch this shit
Adam Fletcher - Jennifer Abrahamson
Freja Lorits - Marcus Carlsson
Jose Estrada - Carlos Orjuela, Eric Solano
Gerald Berger - Sabine Wagner :D
Jordan Kanani Cashwell - Jasmine Lei'a'i Cashwell
Jandro Wolf - Andrea Michelle we start making movies next week
Edgar Polanco - Lucia You Need A Banana In Your Nutella
Anthony Mckee - They said 6% of women have squirt well i can kind of say thats true cuz i only made 3 girls squirt in my time..but last night i did that shit again..she got my whole bed wet..shit was like a super soaker
Justin Pile - Kyle Kenton Kingsbury Justin Butler David Truitt Brad Adcox Joseph Pawley
David Truitt - Wayne Prince
David Truitt - Seth Walker
- Females have spontaneous swelling of the clitoris during sleep or when waking up, which is equi (Type: status | Published: 2014-01-03T16:51:38+0000 | Likes: 0 | Shares: 133)
WTF Sex Facts: Females have spontaneous swelling of the clitoris during sleep or when waking up, which is equivalent to morning woods in malesComments:
Craig Smith - Ciara Price Daria Lipcz told yous.
Jessica Martinez - Kennie Mikala Kolling
Jonny Gomez - Hmm so what if there comfertable? Janet Rios
Savannah Mydan - Jordan Clory lol cool
Lee Forsdike - So don't ask just fuck it hard
Hali Lenhart - Brian Knepp I didn't need to know this .
Christian Cacheton Gonzaga - Does this happen to you Olga Coronado
Charlie Luvsbud - Virginia Isaias lol
Crystal Marie - Jonathan Hall. Lmao I told you!
Jason Zimmerman - Stephanie Zimmerman
Niki Trevor - Daniel Fry x x x
Edycia Sabina - && people thought I was making these things up Psshhh
Vanessa Lopez - Celestine LaCoste have you ever had a morning woody???
Olga Coronado - Umm idk ... Lol Christian Cacheton Gonzaga
Carolyn Carpino - Linds AY women's morning wood
Janet Rios - Seriously? Jonny Gomez lmao? You should check next time!
Jonny Gomez - Its own! Janet Rios
Jonny Gomez - Slipin i ment OOOOnnnn!!!
Nedra Bosier Wessels - Morning wood for women??...MALARKEY!!
Stephen Scooter Brown - Ashanti Marie Isakson
Stephen Scooter Brown - Ashanti Marie Isakson??? is it tru
- Girl : "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest : "What have you done my child?"
Girl : "I (Type: status | Published: 2013-11-11T11:50:50+0000 | Likes: 0 | Shares: 265)
WTF Sex Facts: Girl : "Forgive me father for I have sinned." Priest : "What have you done my child?" Girl : "I called a man a son of a bitch." Priest : "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?" Girl : "Because he touched my hand." Priest : "Like this?" (as he touches her hand) Girl : "Yes father." Priest : "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch." Girl : "Then he touched my breast." Priest : "Like this?" (as he touched her breast) Girl : "Yes father." Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch." Girl : "Then he took off my clothes, father." Priest : "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes) Girl : "Yes father." Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch." Girl : "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where." Priest : "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where) Girl : "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!" (after a few minutes) Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch." Girl : "But father,he had AIDS!" Priest : "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"Comments:
Jacinta Gilbank - hahaha classic shit. id be saying the same thing but would also make sure i had protection before anyone tried anything common sense.
Brendon Anderson - Mat Murphy Andrew Alcock
Zahreena Zariin - gud one....hihihi
Astrid Taylor - Sucked in dirty fucking priest
Astrid Taylor - You get what you deserve priest
Alee Wharepapa - Why can't pepz just say hahahaha these days lol ....
Santos Trevino - hahahahahahaha lol thats what that son of a bitch gets and that dirty priest
Snowdin Lee Siligi - Hahahahaha schoopid priest
Victoria Lenihan-Osborne -
Tony Cougar-bait DeSpain - ... i wonder if she'll tell her 5 children what happened ?
Jessica Vargas - no thats a motherfkn bastard lol
Anthony Jones - Severed the sick fuck right, you know crutch was a big thing but my family ain't going there what if they really do that shit? I'd have to kill the priest
Bollom William - as a catholic that dont happen but the joke is funny and fucked up but i doubt it
Corrine DotzTrosity Casson - Lmao Robert E Casson
Sadan Gurung - Jayzin Datokbro y u taggin me man ,,lol
Jayzin Datok - Sadan Gurung this is not a tag silly,, just a mention for u to see this funny post.. No one sees this neither this comes on ur wall so chill
Sadan Gurung - ohh ok i read it lmao
Tracey Richards - Lmaoooooo lol.... Erika n Shan-Shan!!!!!!! Read this
Domingo Gonzales Jr. - Freddy Ayala
Almac Ryan - lols....just lmao :-D
Samuel Kembugo Acevedo - And people wonder why there's disease
- Describe Your EX in 1 Word . (Type: status | Published: 2013-11-10T06:17:18+0000 | Likes: 0 | Shares: 28)
WTF Sex Facts: Describe Your EX in 1 Word .Comments:
Heidi Alleyesonme Lee - Blleehhhttttt!!!
Brandon Blades - My three ex's 1.bitch 2. Gorgeous 3. Boring
April Fromeyer - Why one word LOL cannot fit it all into one ugh
Karlos Metal-mulisha Screamo Stevenson - psycho killer that murderd and raped your family and ate your face
Son Ny - STUUUUUUUUUUUUPID JAJA
Elizabeth Lechuga - Derrr terr derr!!
Misty Chapman - Human. Why is everyone bashing their ex? Would you want them to say this shit about you? Smdh
Trey Anfinson - Hoe a big ass Hoe i don't give a fuck
Amber Vasquez - There ain't no book or anything that can describe him
Aaron Monaco - pathilogical lying whore cunt slut crankster dope fiend cum dumpster skank. :)
Justin Maynard - Motherfucking cunt motherfucker. All girls r assholes.
Iceman Brooklyn - Ishcabobblecrotchcritter !!
Adam Falkner - Bbbbiiiiiiiitttttttttccccccccchhhhhhhhhh
Trey Anfinson - My ex would probably fuck every one of you guys fr
Tyler Wright - two faced bitch... sorry i broke the rules about one word but you obviously dont know her.... come to think of it half the guys reading this migh know her pretty well lol
Korrie Sigvart - Il have in on this also and join the group
Sydney Rose Lodge - sexxxayyyyyy ;) lmfao
Tiffany Earl - Brian Dana, my ex: cheater. Your ex: filthy
Anthony M. Hassler - Heartless sneaky b**** with no life and an w——hore
Nathan Michael Boda - She's perfect in ways that no one understands
Davila Esmer - Aaaaaahooooleeee!!!!!!
- You can buy a virgin wife from Vietnam for $6,000 delivered within 90 days. If she runs away wi (Type: status | Published: 2013-11-11T08:30:00+0000 | Likes: 0 | Shares: 120)
WTF Sex Facts: You can buy a virgin wife from Vietnam for $6,000 delivered within 90 days. If she runs away within a year, you get another one for free. WTF Sex FactsComments:
Claudia Mastroianni - Laura Leighton-jones
Lindsey Walker - Luke Spook Hogarth ure in cuz keepin em fresh!lol
Аитноич Саито - Orion & Rudy lol
Luke Spook Hogarth - Murder count ad running away?
Anthony Eddie Misa - start saving up lol
Rendi Weber - Ricky Weber Vincent Bultron lol wowwwwwwww. No ideas husband of MINE lol!
Johan Ahlgren - Wtf ? Robin Jarnberg Fredrik Petersson Jenny Tram
Orion Pierce - Fuck you Аитноич Саито
Аитноич Саито - lol cx Orion Pierce
Lindsey Walker - Well if they cant b found they mustve run away!!
Jose De La Cruz - Daniel Lopez Delacruz Ruben De La Cruz get the website and you're set haha
Ana Balla - its about to feel sorry and cry not to lol.
Maximiliano Ruiz - jaja ta perron asi apoco si hay
Ruby Pham - I'm a Vietnamese virgin for ya :-P
Jennifer Johnson - Johanna Louise Danielle Manook lol
Sarah Smith - Lol Brett Swannell
Jordan Powers - Logan Narmore lol
Phi van Nguyen - Human trafficking I hate those motherfucker
Joanne Hydes - Riki Winslow here you go bruv lol
Tyler Treat - Michael Pietrowski
Calee Sarah-may Ward - Hahaa Adam Moran
- A new study suggests that brown-eyed men are more trustworthy than blue-eyed dudes
WTF Sex Fac (Type: status | Published: 2013-11-08T04:10:51+0000 | Likes: 0 | Shares: 179)
WTF Sex Facts: A new study suggests that brown-eyed men are more trustworthy than blue-eyed dudes WTF Sex FactsComments:
John Mclean - ha suck it blue eyes lol
Dawn West - Give me some facts about green eyed men!?
Princess Amb - I call bull too!!
Shakota Morris - I'm a sucker for blue eyes.
Angel Dexter - Taylor McWilliams. Explain Please
Jessiika Pellegrino - Pete Juan HAHAHAHA
Wendy Chang - Thomas Kerry Cermack should I stop going after guys with blue eyes?? Lol
Jenn Collins - I have a blue eyed man that can look me in the eye better than any brown eyed boy any given day!
Anniyah Thompson - a new study suggest that nobody cares....
Robert John Yalanty - Ah but if a person has brown eyes they're usually full of shit. *Ba dum tsh*
Daniel Edmundo Cuellar-Castellanos - Ehemm Maria Christou ;p
Sammy Salinas - What bout hazel eyes
Rhamsses Jesse Galvan - Karly Gonzalezgrc
Jared Boettigheimer - wtf I'm blue eyed and I'm the most trustworthy person you can meet f the brown eyed devils
Steve Stewart - But us green eye men are the ones you want ladies
Shontelle Cassidy - my man Shane Cassidy is so trustworthy. so this fact is 100% true :)
Alex Bagwell - The fact dosnt say all brown eyed, but it should say a percent so woman quit fucking bitching
Kim McCormick - I call bullshit on this one
Trevor Gregory - Awww fuck don't spread the word I don't want chicks not trusting me.. Lol
Jess Teale - Beau Berwick ????
Megan Marie McGrath - not with my experience!
- A teacher asks her class, "What do you want to be when
you grow up?"
Little Johnny says "I wann (Type: status | Published: 2013-11-08T05:36:22+0000 | Likes: 0 | Shares: 409)
WTF Sex Facts: A teacher asks her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to makelove to her three times a day". The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. "And you, Susie? " the teacher asks. Susie says "I wanna be Johnny's bitch." By - Naughty Picture & Adult HumorComments:
Angel Corona - Funny!! Jesus Barrera Miguel Cruz
Rodrigo Arredondo - Jose Olvera Jesse Perez
Ciara Carlos - Thought you find this funny Tamara Warren
Jakob Lewis Olin - Brittany Bourgouin
Zack Young - Tiffany Hatfield I know you would love this
Zharah Fab'z - Wahahahahaha....lol
Sandra Ibanez - Lorena Renteria Maria Hernandez Bridget Esparza
Carl Keeton - I wanna be a billionaire too...
Mayara Torres - I'll be his bitch too lol Roxana
Emily Burton - Jordan Nelsch Sabrina Noel Joyce Simon xD omg yes
Mathew Edward Tikao - Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Terry Gonzalez - Clarissa Ibarra senora I wanna be johnnys bitch lmao
Clarissa Z. Ibarra - Lmao... Ok I'll make it happen ...lmao ..
Ben Falls - Hahaha is that why you wanna be Jonnys bitch : P Kristy Mummah-Cookie Watson
Kristy Mummah-Cookie Watson - Shhh, that's supposed to be our secret.
Jameson Flynn - Dammmnnnn hahahahaha thats funny af
Tyren Ah-see - Hahaha Jess Clayton
Edwin Alexander - Josh VR hahahaha
A El Shayeb - Mahmoud El Malkey
Sky Whitesell - Johnny is my bitch mofos XD
Brittany Millican - Sahara Cassey Whitney-Hakem hahaha
- Find More At - http://bit.ly/1bXaNz6 (Type: photo | Published: 2013-11-06T09:05:43+0000 | Likes: 0 | Shares: 204)
WTF Sex Facts: Find More At - http://bit.ly/1bXaNz6Comments:
Sher Lynn - This is true I'm 5`11...ugh
Conor McCarthy - Niall O Leary Shane Cahalane has to be wrong
Natalie Doran - Haha Josh Rawson ;)
Rigo Elizondo - Truee very truee
Kathleen Johnstone - Matthew Quarry see I knew you weren't ;)
Dakaj Egzona - Ralle Nonstop Magnusson ;)
Shawn Hall - Short girls with a big 'ol booty!
Matt Amiri - Nope, hell no!!! Okay now I'm doubting your facts.
Xavier Espinoza - Melissa Preciado <3
Brendo Watson - Kyla Brayshaw that's you
Amy McCabe - Bradley Mcfaul aha explains everything
Bruce May - Short girls r sexy n thick.
Tanya Sheehan - That sucks there missing out cuz the tall girls r normally more athletic so were better in bed! Wuldnt tall guys want a tall chick 2 so they don't have 2 bend down! Defiantly WTF facts alrite! Lol :-/
Tanya Sheehan - Short girls mite b sexc n thick but they go fat n cranky hell quick! Lol :P
Annissa Jo Thomas - My bf says it's not true. I'm 5'9"
Diane Guerrero - Cause MEN like the tall ones. ;)
Diane Guerrero - P.s. I've noticed the bitchiest girls are the short ones... maybe cause it's so hard for them to be taken seriously. Lol that must be so annoying. #UsTallWomenAreRunningThings. ♥
Andrews Zuñiga Serrano - I like tall girls
Stephanie Padillá - Stop hatin lol... This other chick up there talkin about "tall girls being the athletic ones" uuhhh.. It's clear that she hasn't been around sports then. Not just because you're tall means you're athletic... Ignorant -_-..... Diane Guerrero you punk lol I'm short lol I am taken seriously dork lol... I miss ya girl!
Shannon Rae Korsmeyer - Guys don't want to have to look up to their woman. They want someone smaller so they can protect them. I'm 5'4 n curvy, and my man is 6'4! Oh and I'm not bitchy. Haters
Penny Schoeck - Michael Alexander makes sense now
- Last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. As
our passion began to heat up she said, (Type: status | Published: 2013-11-06T13:21:14+0000 | Likes: 0 | Shares: 229)
WTF Sex Facts: Last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. As our passion began to heat up she said, "I don't feel like it. I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT?! What was that?!" She said, "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The next day I took off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big department store. I walked around with her as she tried on several very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to go with her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit." We went on to the j3welry counter where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. She was so excited. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet. I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No baby, I don't feel like it." Her face went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?" I said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." Just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"Comments:
Ben Jacobs - and he didnt get sex that night either
Mellissa Hill - so true but can't have your cake and eat it too
Summer Blaise Long - Lol that's so funny
Michael Yourgules - Lmfao...I bet they fought again...
Tronny Mac - Booowwww.....got her ass!!!!!
Alex Grupp - Totally worth it.
Shaun Gregory - Rowan Atkins Shea Roberts
Doug Madden - bahahaha love it!!!!
Isreal Basoco - Ulises Sanchez Timmy Wood
Abdul Trance-Kid Baarak - thats a smart guy!!!! both played on each others emotions
Valerie Felder - That's why real women have real jobs and don't ask a man to buy them shit ! Glad I don't have this problem
Che Hernandez - Hahahahahaha put her in her face
Diana Stephens - I don't depend on NO ONE but my self!!!
Manuel Wtfe Sifuentes - BAM!!!!!.... Mother fucking mind fucked!!! Women hate when we use their own logic against them..... They don't seem to understand that it's not us being perverted or being all sexually greedy and shit..... It's how we are built.... It's in our DNA that "makes" us desire sexual satisfaction from our women...and if we aren't taken care of that shit can physically become painful..... Those of us in love that have an attachment to our one and only woman realize that it's the only one thing on earth that we can and want to share the experience with that woman..... And to be knocked down and denied our right as men the way nature created us is harmful to us more than any woman can understand..... It becomes a mental stress and a physical pain..... And once we become assholes and have bad moods more often women begin to wonder why... And once we use their own logic against them we are insensitive pricks? Lol wtfe....
Dadu Rocker Boii - Tha cutest love story ever... :p
Dorothy Young - Eddie Cortes you would soooooooo do this! Lol
Ruby Pham - Awkward moment for her ~~
Kalob Doyle - Burn bitch!! Lol
Russ Nester - The guy now lives alone and masturbates. His wife remarried and is happy..lol
Nicole Joseph - Ben Jacobs, I'm sure he didn't either, or for the next month. If she didn't want sex that night, why let him think he's goin to get some?
Kat Tucker - N yo face bitch! Lol very funny
- Son:"Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!"
Father: "That's great son. Who i (Type: status | Published: 2013-11-03T18:42:29+0000 | Likes: 0 | Shares: 401)
WTF Sex Facts: Son:"Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!" Father: "That's great son. Who is she?" Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter" Father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister. "The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later ... Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even hotter!" Father: "That's great son. Who is she?" Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter." Father: "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that.Angela is also your sister." This went on couple of times and the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying. Son:"Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because dad is their father!" The mother hugs him affectionately and says: "My love, you can date whoever you want. Don't listen to him He isn't your father.Comments:
Elmo Rivera - Thats not a sex fact
Joanna Shull - Omg. So freaking funny
Martin Birkenbaum - Janujan OreoBrother it's True
Nickie Davidsen - Baha dats was mean
Marsha Corey - ooooooooh, gross and perverted
Bafa Kate - great (Y) lol :P
Michael Holliman - Nothin funny about infidelity... That's how women get strangled and kids become orphans
Zac Lenaburg - Fucking hilarious
Paul Joe - Bahaha good on ya mum lol..
Jordan Gurski - Swag for days. I <3 cookie nips
Yvonne Gonzalez - Lmao BURN!!!!!
Justin Drew - Thats fucked lol
Chelsie Ann Scott - Cookie nips ^ Lmao
Les Viray - Lol. So messed up
Ndubuisi Jacob - birds of a feather
Jodie Osborne - Jason Rennie lol
Debbie Jones - Lmao..Oh shit..that's hilarious!!!
Emil Ventrup Thygesen - Albert Theis Nielsen Kadar Abdi Guled Oliver Holm Tvarnø Oliver Jan Møller Chrestensen Oscar Alejandro Schjølin Magnus Refsbæk Christiansen Hahahah
Joshua Mutant - some fucking ppl!!! XD
Ronnie Loves'Breanna Stinson - FREE MONEY !! http://cashforvisits.com/index.php?refcode=53108
Rob Davis - That's f***** up