Do you share this dream?
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Do you share this dream?
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[nogard a hteb] - I've always figured you liked stupid people or you wouldn't have made so many of them.
[divad nhoj] - Something Dr. King should've said 50 years ago today.
[èhciwdnas trebor] - No. Im pulling for annihilation. Go team death.
[gnobatof nivek aidneuga] - Keep dreaming, man.
[zelaznog airam] - You're GOD! Fix them!
[evets iwasi emaci] - Stupid I can just about handle, as long as it doesn't endanger anyone, but my dream is that someday we won't have all these asshats (possibly my favourite Americanism, that) in charge who keep wanting to throw us into these bullshit wars. God, I appreciate you're a busy guy and you do many good works, but if you have a couple of minutes could you do something about those warmongering turdfaces kinda soon?
[remlap nhoj] - get rid of religion. problem will self-correct.
[niffirg bocaj] - How did you create stupid people in the first place? Lol! And why not eradicate them now that you realize the error of your ways. God giveth, God can taketh away.
[nosduh lliw] - Keep dreaming. Most humans take pride in their stupidity.
[kcotsniah nayr] - It's your fault, man..
[sse yaj] - The problem with stupid people is, they don't know that they're stupid.
[ffaf ekim] - Good luck with that dream, I'd just be happy if they'd start using the turn signal when they change lanes.
[gnilrad lav] - I dream that all humans will accept accountability for their actions.
[amarradaug acissej] - I have a dream that humans would have more sympathy for a homeless person than a celebrity who was cheated on
[ecir nosliw einalem] - you're God, make it so!
[eillo fehc] - Hate to break it to you, the human race is getting dumber, multiplying and getting dumber and dumber, multiplying and getting dumber, dumber and dumber...
[renffur .p sirhc] - See even God believes in evolution!
[yelwah yrret] - I guess it can't hurt to dream, but if you're really God, why don't you be more proactive about the problem?
[xonk taif] - Then why did you make us this way?
[lieht ykcir] - I have a dream that one day we'll not be persecuted for our choice to grow and harvest a plant that just happenes to make one feel good.
[nnaccm nosaj] - I have a dream that one day you will get off your fat ass and actually do something, God.
[noteek naes] - No, rather, I have a dream where 50% of the population is dead. The other half is trembling under my rule. What a dream. The only one that doesn't end by getting maimed.
[nihcnim acirÉ] - Rodrigo Monteiro Garcia
[rehctelf nuad] - Keep dreamin'...
[oripahs nimajneb] - A dream for us, a nightmare for governments.
[nosdrahcir ssur] - You made us in your image o Stupid One!
[airamid eniarrol] - God, we are made in your image, maybe you should get working on that stupid thing.
[sbmoc nhoj] - I was just thinking. Great minds must think alike.
[nollam evad] - God, You're a dreamer. I'd be happy if stupid people didn't talk so much.
[ssegrub nad] - With all the Yolo swag going on I doubt that very much
[segdirb sirhc] - I have a dream that a man can work hard and be successful without having to hand over a third of his pay to support religions he doesnt believe or people that are lazy and stupid. I have a dream that a man can love anyone he chooses freely and without being judged. I have a dream that a man from any nation can share my dream and work hard to acheive it. I have a dream that a man will not be judged by the sins of his forefathers but by his own actions. I have a dream that people will look at the whole of a religious text and not take snippets out of context to further thier own agendas. I have a dream, and then I always wake up in America.
[thgir haey] - quit dreaming god... you'll only be disappointed
[ebud nonam] - that's not a dream, that's utopia
[gninrih nnul naoj] - As my beloved father...and mentor for life ....always told me....we are only equal in the eyes of God. There is a path for everyone who works to find it. Berating the less intelligent is prejudicial, btw.
[yol sirk] - Sadly this will not happen, as it is statistically proven that those with lower IQs breed more than those with higher. We are all devolving intellectually.
[kian xam hsinam] - If miley cyrus lives then people will become much more stupid
[lletsop acinorev yvi] - We all can dream and hope but I doubt that will happen because stupid people keep reproducing more idiots.
[znarf ymerej] - God: stop making people that make stupid people
[seir ila] - Stupid people can be educated... assholes and idiots can't.
[dnul luap] - You ARE dreaming, God.
[sebrof aynav] - Well, maybe you should step up as a Parent as we are all the Son of God! Rasberry :) shhhh love ya
[yengilo g salguod] - well its your fuckup so fix it
[yhcaeb ekim] - Yeah, all of my dreams are pretty unrealistic. :-)
[noom diraj] - They're made in your image!
[enihsnus aicirt] - I pray every single day for it.
[ćivokšard rimad] - once I had that dream, no more
[yelooc semaj] - This dream is but a bright light shining in the nightmare of human stupidity.
[sbier regalsbittiw yduj] - Never gonna happen.
[retsinorhc acissej] - Medical science has pretty much guaranteed that we will only become less intelligent as a whole.
[arreug-snilloc alyel] - This is a good dream!
God: Do you share this dream?
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[yelrom eceer] - And conceited. I'm just as guilty of conceit as anyone, but we need to realise we are but one race of many. Both here on Earth, and possibly in the far reaches of the known universe.
[niga nad] - i too, share this dream
[snrebuzak luap] - Bwahahahahhahaha.....Never going to happen, you made too many of them.....Bwahahahahhaha.....
[reizor adniled] - I don't think it will happen until reality TV is cancelled and they bring the Brady Bunch back.
[eugob lim] - MLK had nuthin on you, Big Guy!!
[ynelez sselmrah-yltsom rehtaeh] - Why did you create so many complete idiots, then?
[yeluacam ffej] - Let's be smarterer, people!
[ttekceb ssirhc] - Aw God - you remembered MLK :) You bless You xx
[seyah teirrah] - Yes = dream on! In a world filled with idiots, it's just not going to happen.
[nesialokin lorac] - Its not a dream.... Humans are evolving we are just not finished yet
[dier eiznekcam kcorb] - I would just be happy to see us get our priorities straight!
[notraep id] - Your intelligent design just ain;t that intelligent. Yo should have made procreation at least an essay question??
[ttirrem etiaw siol] - For a species that has been in 'control' for less than 20,000 years, things look to be spiraling to a quicker than average demise
[sutol nosnekwah nuahs] - yes i do share this vision for the world. :)
[reiemlhok anigyar] - Yes I do but I'm a realist. I see that as a species we are becoming more stupid and I have inclination to believe that will change.
[spillihp nairb] - If there were no stupid people, the rest of us would have no one to bitch about or laugh at.....win/win!!!! B|
[namkcoc adnil] - I agree God, why are so many stupid people and so many assholes affluent? You told us that you are omnipresent, that you are the beginning and the end, you've told us that you know how many hairs are on our head, why do you set people up for a fall? Adam and Eve, Cain and Able come to mind. You knew what would happen, why did you set them up?
[nubhtar sirhc] - Why'd you make them that way?
[mörtslleh nröjb] - Unfortunately it's just a dream and I wake up everytime I go on the internet...
[hsirrap evad] - We were made in your image I do believe I recall hearing, what's up with THAT?
[kcep eel noraa] - I say remove all the warning labels on dangerous things and let the problem sort itself out!
[ttoggab ttocs] - heh... yeah good luck with that god... see the manufacturers label for warranty information and servicing guides.
[sbocaj map] - really, if they get much MORE stupid, we're pretty much doomed
[alset calomu notna] - Unfortunately, that day will never come. But if you dream it... I don't know...
[nedyah yrrab] - Oh, God! Dream on!
[eeblla eilame] - I seriously didn't mean this religiously
[eeblla eilame] - We can only pray
[ztunqufcm yppals] - You should have stayed asleep.
[mortsgreb drahcir] - I think you gave us that dream. Curse you for disappointing us with giving us reality.
[redeer nayr] - Yes. But your damn followers I swear..........
[ha nagem] - Courtnay Bradley Aimee Hilger
[nosnibor nage] - It is in the jeans God. Usually those baggy ones that hang down to the knees.
[nettihw yecart] - also... I asked you this question personally once... I can understand you made stupid ppl as 'you are no respecter of persons' to you - We are equally your children... however 'maneuvering' in your 3d construct, filled with the Ruling Stupid... I have to ask... why did you create us smart ppl? Is it funny? Am I in Hell?... thanx! Love ya!
[nettihw yecart] - God... Question/ Comment Why is it that stupid ppl have the highest self-esteem? ... They really do believe/know they are "All that!" (and a bag of chips) ... Is this part of your infamous ironic sense of humor?
[sivad werdna] - Quit making stupid people then!
[llit arabrab] - I believe there is no hope for us
[tceffe yppug] - Yes I do. Especially for the dude on the crotch rocket whipping past us on the 2 lane highway, directly toward white knuckled oncoming traffic. He made it. But BARELY. And that stupidity needs to go.
[allidap nad] - Sorry to tell you this, but we're very clearly heading the opposite direction. Sorry God, you really fucked up this time. Next time don't be drunk when you make creation.
[airam egrev] - It's up to you, God. It's your creation.
[inec ytram] - You created us in your image soooo I blame you completely divine one...
[nesredep-rehskcalb eiram] - Keep the dream alive; go back to sleep.
[rebahsurb leahcim kcirederf] - You created us in your image. Who's fault is that?
[naek ttelracs] - Oh yes, please Lord, please.
[eredevleb s ronaele] - That's a BIG dream! Dream on!
[llerrog auhsoj] - That's the day we all get wiped out, right? Because that's pretty much the only way we're going to get past the idiocy
[aicrag ogirdor] - As a stupid person, I'm offended by this.
[iksnileiz ecraep enna] - If even you can't fix stupid, then we are doomed!
[ael acceber] - Good luck with that!
[ttirrem yenrah ylrebmik] - A pipe dream, sadly...
[nosmailliw gerg] - I dream they will be extinct.
God: Do you share this dream?
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[neerg v enaud] - I know stupid people serve as a contrast and counter-point to intelligent people, and they have their purpose, but did you have to make so damned many?
[oretnom rehpotsirhc] - That's a miracle that not even You can do.
[laginogcm bor] - Dont hold your breath
[seirved c eizzil] - Weren't we created in your image? Hmmm...
[zibaynun elehcim] - Eh, they're not stupid. They're just callous pricks.
[yesnat yug] - That will only happen if schools actually teach correct English (for their location- American English in American, Canadian in Canada. Australian in Australia) and that Microsoft does constantly revert to bloody American English all the bloody time.
Teachers need to teach English and Grammar, children need to not take cell phones to class, and Grammar needs to be reinforced.
Children need to know what discipline is and consequences for their actions.
GOD, that dream has past, the world is becoming more stupid every day (George Bush!!)
Past the point of no return.
Just look at half these posts!!
[oremor mas] - I dream James Ugarte will one day take his brain for exercise rather than his man boobs.
[gninrih nnul naoj] - Peter...you and I grew up in bubbles...surrounded by successful and intelligent people. Demeaning those who weren't that lucky is beneath you.
[einnif rehctaw-elahw diva yroc] - as long as their is religion , there is idiots ..
[nosluop ybbag zil] - I had that dream too God but for some reason I am surrounded by incompetent bipeds. I sometimes wonder if just one quadruped is more intelligent than all these bipeds combine.
[llebpmac dahc] - It starts with YOU
[leorralliv aleuznelav aluap] - Oh, God, you're the only one!
[kcubrat elocin] - Yes but without stupid people, we wouldn't have 40 year old shift managers at McDonalds to direct the college drop out population, and then how would you get your double quarter pounder, super sized fries, and diet coke?
[taep evets] - If you didn't have stupid people who would captain Picard face palm ?
[leshcerd .o yrag] - God you really are an colossal asshole aren't you? You created us and then wish we will one day become smarter? Well we're actually getting dumber, due in part to all of our smart use of chemicals. So keep dreaming God. Ya prick.
[sresiar lleh] - Fuck you god you juse keep sending the stupid ones down here!
[rellit kcir] - My dream has been achieved. We are not judged by skin color or character content. We are judged by how nice our sneakers are.
[kariclab droflliw eirrac] - I share that dream!!
[nosraep ttocs] - Without stupid people I'll be out of a job. They keep the economy going.
Police, firefighters, ambulance, crash repairers etc tje list goes on.. we need stupid dumb arses.
[nosliw eilrahc] - Good luck with that.
[rodavlas olrac] - Good luck with that God.
[eirrauqcm yrret] - But ... stupid people give us the best laughs!!
[temk ažoj] - Homo homini homo...
[eiram abehs] - good luck with that dream god! just sayin~
[doelcam arrak] - Maybe if you stop sleeping on the job, you might just see it happen ;) lol, just keep dreaming god, either that or smite us all and start again!
[ínos ocsicnarf] - You lazy b... I alwyas thought you could have made us less stupid...
[ikswokneis nairb] - That day will come after humans realize we made you up.
[miehron erdnis] - it's a stupid dream.
[ihkot peedjar] - No... The world needs stupid people of varying degrees
[iknar sukram] - But God, you're omnipotent, so can't you make everyone smart?
[mulb dlanor] - I have the same dream on and off.
[reklaw ekim] - I'm sorry god, but I don't think even you could humanity around. The stupid seem to have inherited the earth!
[taddug sennah] - shut up at least one day, pls, if you don't have anything intelligent to contribute. Not today..
[slewuap f naaitsabes] - I dream one day we'll come to the realisation we're all one.
[ikswokram refinnej] - I do share this dream. But sadly I don't think it will ever happen.
[oremor ettenna anahcoy] - Just take away their religiosity n ignorance... And remove their baseless hatred... And let them be spiritually in tune...
[senoj sirhc] - I do share this dream, its hard for me to help u accomplish. Ignorance is bliss, as they say.
[wordud evets] - As long as people believe in organized religion the masses will remain stupid.
[sreym ggerg] - "I'll be out of a job, but I'm good with that." ~ God
[htyaf citereh] - We were made in your image yeah, but even you had to learn from your mistakes and we must as well. It's just harder for us to admit we're stupid as fuck sometimes.
[hcstirf kcuhc] - I have that dream. I also doubt that it will ever happen.
[gnuoy hsoj] - Seen the movie idocracy? its not fiction
[ollemed auhsoj] - That is more of a wish than a dream...
[ycal naes leahcim] - My father once said, 'God wants the same thing your parents want: He wants you to grow up.'
[zelev samoht] - Sorry God, you shoudlnt have given us free will if thats the case...
[zram arual] - Idiocracy is already upon us.
[obocgn-nosob sggih-rm enalox] - God, you also dream? WOW!! I bet in your dreams you exist.
[retrewoh doob j] - Ignorance is a choice, as is wisdom.
[zciwelyzab ob] - We'll be long dead before then
[nesredna mik] - That's what you get for giving us free will...
God: Do you share this dream?
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[iksokilläm omia] - this is how you fucking made us! come on..
[oms llij] - Yeah. Good luck with that
[eeg werdna] - Well, you did make us in your image.
[yelesom nayr] - http://see_the_truth.webs.com/
[samoht wehttam] - Hey, we're made in your image...so................
[nosnhoj lednarjr] - I hate all of u.
[čnev samoda] - No. Who will we laugh at?
Just take this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9pD_UK6vGU
[namllup nibor] - We were made in your image so.... Ummmm... ;)
[hannah noj] - It's a dream alright but It's not going to happen in our lifetimes.
[omom et aiuh] - not going to happen.
[tdrahssob sirhc] - You made us :P lol
[tnayrb aicram] - That's not a dream, that's a fantasy.
[gnik essej] - So it's not true us dumb asses were made in your image, is it? Cuz you seem kinda smart, God.
[senoj-ennyw nahguav] - Dear God, why did you make us this Stupid?
[kralc selrahc] - I do share that dream, but it seems that movie Idiocracy is transforming more and more into reality every day.
[yraeuqcm gerg] - Shouldn't have given us free will then!
[ztiwoloms haras] - Or at least will do away with reality tv.
[zeuqzav ordnajela] - Stop making them stupid...?
[wolsnum evets] - We are made in your image and you are as daft as a brush
[hsinim itaav] - Human stupidity is infinite....
[noskcaj eoj] - I would settle for extinct.
[ybhsa nayr] - God, if you made us in your image, wouldn't that make you stupid.- a slightly intelligent human
[artak oelc] - That's dreaming alright......
[ippleh umeet] - I do. Dear God, I do!
[eniderf ardnas] - If we were created in your image - how come so many of us are so incredible, unequivocally, unrelentingly, unapologetically STUPID?
[dnomeh ennazus] - Succinctly stated.
[retsok sral] - "much less" is not enough.....and "stupid" is an understatement aswell....
[ttus dnamra] - Since you are almighty, how about make your dreams come true?
[onerom oderfla] - Not as long as there's a Republican Party
[rekab dlaniger sucram] - Yes, myself included.
[yelesom nayr] - Not untill the judeo christian beliefs are whipped out of existence, will the sheepole become more self aware...
[nolyc detsaot] - It's good to have a dream, but you might be better off trying for something more attainable. :)
[neerg suolamona] - Then you wake up and drown us again.
[neciv nek] - Seeing as you made us in your own image.........
[revahtsew drahcir] - Good luck with that one!
[gnuoy assyla idnarb-ssertca] - Yes, but I think we are going backwards!!
[ziur .c ledairam] - "Idiocracy" is here to stay.
[nosnibor ytram] - Wait, didn't you supposedly make humans in your own image?
[salas agiñúz reivaj] - Even if they were much less stupid, they'd still be pretty dumb.
[hgnis tarikrah] - But wouldn't making them less stupid turn them away from you, God?
[lrac nedlog esined] - "Smart at last, smart at last..."
[neek aoh] - Keep dreaming. Reality TV is ensuring they are not. And ... well ... religion
[yhpnud rehtnug elohcin] - Whatever God, You like stupid people... They certainly entertain you. You just need a few less in the mix or, maybe you could take some of their fertility away?
[ytinigam elad] - NEVA GONNA HAPPEN
[eertaet eisset] - Hope I live long enough to see THAT!
[nella mij] - Better slam on the brakes and throw it in reverse, because that ain't where we're heading.
[srewop .s semaj] - We're made in your image, Dumbass!
[sirap acissej] - You're a big dreamer God, but I guess that's kind of your thing...
[llebpmac nodrog] - The dream never dies - just the dreamer !
[initsuaf aivalf] - You overestimate us :)
God: Do you share this dream?
https://twitter.com/TheGoodGodAbove - 200th Comments
[atajg ydna] - GOD, i believe our future will be much alike the movie "idiocracy". Please do whatever you can to prevent that
[tahcuahc yakab kamri] - 50 Years ago there was a man with an amazing dream...u know what happened to him right?
[ttessab salohcin] - we are as you made us
[resihloow evets] - As I just ended an argument with a very stupid person..
[yesrod jt] - If God really had a Facebook page his would be less popular than yours
[relppuh nerual] - I used to have that dream, but... no. Never gonna happen.
[namirrem kram] - God Do you have parents? If so, how are they?
[rekoob isewk] - I share this dream, but in the meantime...SMITE the dummies!
[noynur mij] - Considering that humans as a whole are going the opposite way, this dream is way out of the realm of possibility. I would just be happy if they would stop getting dumber with each generation.
[enitsugua semaj] - Amen and hallelujah on this one!!!
[yespmed einnor] - Rethinking that free will thing now eh God?
[sutnip eitak] - Unfortunately on average the more intelligent you are the less children you have and vice versa. Most people with above average intelligence only have one or two children at most.
[sreppihcs kir] - I hope they will be even dumber and destroy themselves. Right now they're just about smart enough to stay alive and kill a fuckload while they're at it...
[nuarb nodeaj] - Well, I hate to tell you this, God, but...
[arrabi olbap] - Letting the stupid ones breed doesn't help at all
[tsoy ecidnac] - I had a dream that humans will develop common sense... Stupidity will never fully go away.
[eroom luap hpesoj] - You created humans GOD Your own fault, shouldn't of made us stupid!
[elauqsapid ettenyl] - Unfortunately, in America anyway, that dream is probably a very long time in coming true....
[rehcsleoh nhoj] - I'm trying my best god, but I'm only one man.
[htnap eatnuahs] - I have someone on my feed with friends that comment how America basically should not help the Syrians and need to lookout for themselves. That is the intelligent way to describe it. I think we overestimate the concrete thinking ability of the population. Idiots! The government is slaughtering their people, I sure as hell hope that someone helps them! That is war for a better cause than the last one for this is a necessity. I want to unfriendly the friend whom has these friends!
[nosugref nad] - Keep dreamin bra!
[nosretep fezožd cire] - It's just a dream.
[oisoc ynnad] - Thus God created evolution
[newo divad] - Good luck with that one
[nosam leahcim] - start with 4 of my brothers
[nottus eel] - Gonna have to get rid of you first, God! ;)
[notsruht eirrac] - Even the stupid ones share this dream
[reltips luap] - They won't be, it just gets worse. Sorry G-man