Do you share this dream?
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Do you share this dream?
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[beth a dragon] - I've always figured you liked stupid people or you wouldn't have made so many of them.
[john david] - Something Dr. King should've said 50 years ago today.
[robert sandwichè] - No. Im pulling for annihilation. Go team death.
[aguendia kevin fotabong] - Keep dreaming, man.
[maria gonzalez] - You're GOD! Fix them!
[icame isawi steve] - Stupid I can just about handle, as long as it doesn't endanger anyone, but my dream is that someday we won't have all these asshats (possibly my favourite Americanism, that) in charge who keep wanting to throw us into these bullshit wars. God, I appreciate you're a busy guy and you do many good works, but if you have a couple of minutes could you do something about those warmongering turdfaces kinda soon?
[john palmer] - get rid of religion. problem will self-correct.
[jacob griffin] - How did you create stupid people in the first place? Lol! And why not eradicate them now that you realize the error of your ways. God giveth, God can taketh away.
[will hudson] - Keep dreaming. Most humans take pride in their stupidity.
[ryan hainstock] - It's your fault, man..
[jay ess] - The problem with stupid people is, they don't know that they're stupid.
[mike faff] - Good luck with that dream, I'd just be happy if they'd start using the turn signal when they change lanes.
[val darling] - I dream that all humans will accept accountability for their actions.
[jessica guadarrama] - I have a dream that humans would have more sympathy for a homeless person than a celebrity who was cheated on
[melanie wilson rice] - you're God, make it so!
[chef ollie] - Hate to break it to you, the human race is getting dumber, multiplying and getting dumber and dumber, multiplying and getting dumber, dumber and dumber...
[chris p. ruffner] - See even God believes in evolution!
[terry hawley] - I guess it can't hurt to dream, but if you're really God, why don't you be more proactive about the problem?
[fiat knox] - Then why did you make us this way?
[ricky theil] - I have a dream that one day we'll not be persecuted for our choice to grow and harvest a plant that just happenes to make one feel good.
[jason mccann] - I have a dream that one day you will get off your fat ass and actually do something, God.
[sean keeton] - No, rather, I have a dream where 50% of the population is dead. The other half is trembling under my rule. What a dream. The only one that doesn't end by getting maimed.
[Érica minchin] - Rodrigo Monteiro Garcia
[daun fletcher] - Keep dreamin'...
[benjamin shapiro] - A dream for us, a nightmare for governments.
[russ richardson] - You made us in your image o Stupid One!
[lorraine dimaria] - God, we are made in your image, maybe you should get working on that stupid thing.
[john combs] - I was just thinking. Great minds must think alike.
[dave mallon] - God, You're a dreamer. I'd be happy if stupid people didn't talk so much.
[dan burgess] - With all the Yolo swag going on I doubt that very much
[chris bridges] - I have a dream that a man can work hard and be successful without having to hand over a third of his pay to support religions he doesnt believe or people that are lazy and stupid. I have a dream that a man can love anyone he chooses freely and without being judged. I have a dream that a man from any nation can share my dream and work hard to acheive it. I have a dream that a man will not be judged by the sins of his forefathers but by his own actions. I have a dream that people will look at the whole of a religious text and not take snippets out of context to further thier own agendas. I have a dream, and then I always wake up in America.
[yeah right] - quit dreaming god... you'll only be disappointed
[manon dube] - that's not a dream, that's utopia
[joan lunn hirning] - As my beloved father...and mentor for life ....always told me....we are only equal in the eyes of God. There is a path for everyone who works to find it. Berating the less intelligent is prejudicial, btw.
[kris loy] - Sadly this will not happen, as it is statistically proven that those with lower IQs breed more than those with higher. We are all devolving intellectually.
[manish max naik] - If miley cyrus lives then people will become much more stupid
[ivy veronica postell] - We all can dream and hope but I doubt that will happen because stupid people keep reproducing more idiots.
[jeremy franz] - God: stop making people that make stupid people
[ali ries] - Stupid people can be educated... assholes and idiots can't.
[paul lund] - You ARE dreaming, God.
[vanya forbes] - Well, maybe you should step up as a Parent as we are all the Son of God! Rasberry :) shhhh love ya
[douglas g oligney] - well its your fuckup so fix it
[mike beachy] - Yeah, all of my dreams are pretty unrealistic. :-)
[jarid moon] - They're made in your image!
[tricia sunshine] - I pray every single day for it.
[damir drašković] - once I had that dream, no more
[james cooley] - This dream is but a bright light shining in the nightmare of human stupidity.
[judy wittibslager reibs] - Never gonna happen.
[jessica chronister] - Medical science has pretty much guaranteed that we will only become less intelligent as a whole.
[leyla collins-guerra] - This is a good dream!
God: Do you share this dream?
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[reece morley] - And conceited. I'm just as guilty of conceit as anyone, but we need to realise we are but one race of many. Both here on Earth, and possibly in the far reaches of the known universe.
[dan agin] - i too, share this dream
[paul kazuberns] - Bwahahahahhahaha.....Never going to happen, you made too many of them.....Bwahahahahhaha.....
[delinda rozier] - I don't think it will happen until reality TV is cancelled and they bring the Brady Bunch back.
[mil bogue] - MLK had nuthin on you, Big Guy!!
[heather mostly-harmless zeleny] - Why did you create so many complete idiots, then?
[jeff macauley] - Let's be smarterer, people!
[chriss beckett] - Aw God - you remembered MLK :) You bless You xx
[harriet hayes] - Yes = dream on! In a world filled with idiots, it's just not going to happen.
[carol nikolaisen] - Its not a dream.... Humans are evolving we are just not finished yet
[brock mackenzie reid] - I would just be happy to see us get our priorities straight!
[di pearton] - Your intelligent design just ain;t that intelligent. Yo should have made procreation at least an essay question??
[lois waite merritt] - For a species that has been in 'control' for less than 20,000 years, things look to be spiraling to a quicker than average demise
[shaun hawkenson lotus] - yes i do share this vision for the world. :)
[raygina kohlmeier] - Yes I do but I'm a realist. I see that as a species we are becoming more stupid and I have inclination to believe that will change.
[brian phillips] - If there were no stupid people, the rest of us would have no one to bitch about or laugh at.....win/win!!!! B|
[linda cockman] - I agree God, why are so many stupid people and so many assholes affluent? You told us that you are omnipresent, that you are the beginning and the end, you've told us that you know how many hairs are on our head, why do you set people up for a fall? Adam and Eve, Cain and Able come to mind. You knew what would happen, why did you set them up?
[chris rathbun] - Why'd you make them that way?
[björn hellström] - Unfortunately it's just a dream and I wake up everytime I go on the internet...
[dave parrish] - We were made in your image I do believe I recall hearing, what's up with THAT?
[aaron lee peck] - I say remove all the warning labels on dangerous things and let the problem sort itself out!
[scott baggott] - heh... yeah good luck with that god... see the manufacturers label for warranty information and servicing guides.
[pam jacobs] - really, if they get much MORE stupid, we're pretty much doomed
[anton umolac tesla] - Unfortunately, that day will never come. But if you dream it... I don't know...
[barry hayden] - Oh, God! Dream on!
[emalie allbee] - I seriously didn't mean this religiously
[emalie allbee] - We can only pray
[slappy mcfuqnutz] - You should have stayed asleep.
[richard bergstrom] - I think you gave us that dream. Curse you for disappointing us with giving us reality.
[ryan reeder] - Yes. But your damn followers I swear..........
[megan ah] - Courtnay Bradley Aimee Hilger
[egan robinson] - It is in the jeans God. Usually those baggy ones that hang down to the knees.
[tracey whitten] - also... I asked you this question personally once... I can understand you made stupid ppl as 'you are no respecter of persons' to you - We are equally your children... however 'maneuvering' in your 3d construct, filled with the Ruling Stupid... I have to ask... why did you create us smart ppl? Is it funny? Am I in Hell?... thanx! Love ya!
[tracey whitten] - God... Question/ Comment Why is it that stupid ppl have the highest self-esteem? ... They really do believe/know they are "All that!" (and a bag of chips) ... Is this part of your infamous ironic sense of humor?
[andrew davis] - Quit making stupid people then!
[barbara till] - I believe there is no hope for us
[guppy effect] - Yes I do. Especially for the dude on the crotch rocket whipping past us on the 2 lane highway, directly toward white knuckled oncoming traffic. He made it. But BARELY. And that stupidity needs to go.
[dan padilla] - Sorry to tell you this, but we're very clearly heading the opposite direction. Sorry God, you really fucked up this time. Next time don't be drunk when you make creation.
[verge maria] - It's up to you, God. It's your creation.
[marty ceni] - You created us in your image soooo I blame you completely divine one...
[marie blacksher-pedersen] - Keep the dream alive; go back to sleep.
[frederick michael brushaber] - You created us in your image. Who's fault is that?
[scarlett kean] - Oh yes, please Lord, please.
[eleanor s belvedere] - That's a BIG dream! Dream on!
[joshua gorrell] - That's the day we all get wiped out, right? Because that's pretty much the only way we're going to get past the idiocy
[rodrigo garcia] - As a stupid person, I'm offended by this.
[anne pearce zielinski] - If even you can't fix stupid, then we are doomed!
[rebecca lea] - Good luck with that!
[kimberly harney merritt] - A pipe dream, sadly...
[greg williamson] - I dream they will be extinct.
God: Do you share this dream?
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[duane v green] - I know stupid people serve as a contrast and counter-point to intelligent people, and they have their purpose, but did you have to make so damned many?
[christopher montero] - That's a miracle that not even You can do.
[rob mcgonigal] - Dont hold your breath
[lizzie c devries] - Weren't we created in your image? Hmmm...
[michele nunyabiz] - Eh, they're not stupid. They're just callous pricks.
[guy tansey] - That will only happen if schools actually teach correct English (for their location- American English in American, Canadian in Canada. Australian in Australia) and that Microsoft does constantly revert to bloody American English all the bloody time.
Teachers need to teach English and Grammar, children need to not take cell phones to class, and Grammar needs to be reinforced.
Children need to know what discipline is and consequences for their actions.
GOD, that dream has past, the world is becoming more stupid every day (George Bush!!)
Past the point of no return.
Just look at half these posts!!
[sam romero] - I dream James Ugarte will one day take his brain for exercise rather than his man boobs.
[joan lunn hirning] - Peter...you and I grew up in bubbles...surrounded by successful and intelligent people. Demeaning those who weren't that lucky is beneath you.
[cory avid whale-watcher finnie] - as long as their is religion , there is idiots ..
[liz gabby poulson] - I had that dream too God but for some reason I am surrounded by incompetent bipeds. I sometimes wonder if just one quadruped is more intelligent than all these bipeds combine.
[chad campbell] - It starts with YOU
[paula valenzuela villarroel] - Oh, God, you're the only one!
[nicole tarbuck] - Yes but without stupid people, we wouldn't have 40 year old shift managers at McDonalds to direct the college drop out population, and then how would you get your double quarter pounder, super sized fries, and diet coke?
[steve peat] - If you didn't have stupid people who would captain Picard face palm ?
[gary o. drechsel] - God you really are an colossal asshole aren't you? You created us and then wish we will one day become smarter? Well we're actually getting dumber, due in part to all of our smart use of chemicals. So keep dreaming God. Ya prick.
[hell raisers] - Fuck you god you juse keep sending the stupid ones down here!
[rick tiller] - My dream has been achieved. We are not judged by skin color or character content. We are judged by how nice our sneakers are.
[carrie willford balcirak] - I share that dream!!
[scott pearson] - Without stupid people I'll be out of a job. They keep the economy going.
Police, firefighters, ambulance, crash repairers etc tje list goes on.. we need stupid dumb arses.
[charlie wilson] - Good luck with that.
[carlo salvador] - Good luck with that God.
[terry mcquarrie] - But ... stupid people give us the best laughs!!
[joža kmet] - Homo homini homo...
[sheba marie] - good luck with that dream god! just sayin~
[karra macleod] - Maybe if you stop sleeping on the job, you might just see it happen ;) lol, just keep dreaming god, either that or smite us all and start again!
[francisco soní] - You lazy b... I alwyas thought you could have made us less stupid...
[brian sienkowski] - That day will come after humans realize we made you up.
[sindre norheim] - it's a stupid dream.
[rajdeep tokhi] - No... The world needs stupid people of varying degrees
[markus ranki] - But God, you're omnipotent, so can't you make everyone smart?
[ronald blum] - I have the same dream on and off.
[mike walker] - I'm sorry god, but I don't think even you could humanity around. The stupid seem to have inherited the earth!
[hannes guddat] - shut up at least one day, pls, if you don't have anything intelligent to contribute. Not today..
[sebastiaan f pauwels] - I dream one day we'll come to the realisation we're all one.
[jennifer markowski] - I do share this dream. But sadly I don't think it will ever happen.
[yochana annette romero] - Just take away their religiosity n ignorance... And remove their baseless hatred... And let them be spiritually in tune...
[chris jones] - I do share this dream, its hard for me to help u accomplish. Ignorance is bliss, as they say.
[steve dudrow] - As long as people believe in organized religion the masses will remain stupid.
[gregg myers] - "I'll be out of a job, but I'm good with that." ~ God
[heretic fayth] - We were made in your image yeah, but even you had to learn from your mistakes and we must as well. It's just harder for us to admit we're stupid as fuck sometimes.
[chuck fritsch] - I have that dream. I also doubt that it will ever happen.
[josh young] - Seen the movie idocracy? its not fiction
[joshua demello] - That is more of a wish than a dream...
[michael sean lacy] - My father once said, 'God wants the same thing your parents want: He wants you to grow up.'
[thomas velez] - Sorry God, you shoudlnt have given us free will if thats the case...
[laura marz] - Idiocracy is already upon us.
[xolane mr-higgs boson-ngcobo] - God, you also dream? WOW!! I bet in your dreams you exist.
[j bood howerter] - Ignorance is a choice, as is wisdom.
[bo bazylewicz] - We'll be long dead before then
[kim andersen] - That's what you get for giving us free will...
God: Do you share this dream?
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[aimo mällikoski] - this is how you fucking made us! come on..
[jill smo] - Yeah. Good luck with that
[andrew gee] - Well, you did make us in your image.
[ryan moseley] - http://see_the_truth.webs.com/
[matthew thomas] - Hey, we're made in your image...so................
[rjrandel johnson] - I hate all of u.
[adomas venč] - No. Who will we laugh at?
Just take this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9pD_UK6vGU
[robin pullman] - We were made in your image so.... Ummmm... ;)
[jon hannah] - It's a dream alright but It's not going to happen in our lifetimes.
[huia te momo] - not going to happen.
[chris bosshardt] - You made us :P lol
[marcia bryant] - That's not a dream, that's a fantasy.
[jesse king] - So it's not true us dumb asses were made in your image, is it? Cuz you seem kinda smart, God.
[vaughan wynne-jones] - Dear God, why did you make us this Stupid?
[charles clark] - I do share that dream, but it seems that movie Idiocracy is transforming more and more into reality every day.
[greg mcqueary] - Shouldn't have given us free will then!
[sarah smolowitz] - Or at least will do away with reality tv.
[alejandro vazquez] - Stop making them stupid...?
[steve munslow] - We are made in your image and you are as daft as a brush
[vaati minish] - Human stupidity is infinite....
[joe jackson] - I would settle for extinct.
[ryan ashby] - God, if you made us in your image, wouldn't that make you stupid.- a slightly intelligent human
[cleo katra] - That's dreaming alright......
[teemu helppi] - I do. Dear God, I do!
[sandra fredine] - If we were created in your image - how come so many of us are so incredible, unequivocally, unrelentingly, unapologetically STUPID?
[suzanne hemond] - Succinctly stated.
[lars koster] - "much less" is not enough.....and "stupid" is an understatement aswell....
[armand sutt] - Since you are almighty, how about make your dreams come true?
[alfredo moreno] - Not as long as there's a Republican Party
[marcus reginald baker] - Yes, myself included.
[ryan moseley] - Not untill the judeo christian beliefs are whipped out of existence, will the sheepole become more self aware...
[toasted cylon] - It's good to have a dream, but you might be better off trying for something more attainable. :)
[anomalous green] - Then you wake up and drown us again.
[ken vicen] - Seeing as you made us in your own image.........
[richard westhaver] - Good luck with that one!
[actress-brandi alyssa young] - Yes, but I think we are going backwards!!
[mariadel c. ruiz] - "Idiocracy" is here to stay.
[marty robinson] - Wait, didn't you supposedly make humans in your own image?
[javier zúñiga salas] - Even if they were much less stupid, they'd still be pretty dumb.
[harkirat singh] - But wouldn't making them less stupid turn them away from you, God?
[denise golden carl] - "Smart at last, smart at last..."
[hoa keen] - Keep dreaming. Reality TV is ensuring they are not. And ... well ... religion
[nichole gunther dunphy] - Whatever God, You like stupid people... They certainly entertain you. You just need a few less in the mix or, maybe you could take some of their fertility away?
[dale maginity] - NEVA GONNA HAPPEN
[tessie teatree] - Hope I live long enough to see THAT!
[jim allen] - Better slam on the brakes and throw it in reverse, because that ain't where we're heading.
[james s. powers] - We're made in your image, Dumbass!
[jessica paris] - You're a big dreamer God, but I guess that's kind of your thing...
[gordon campbell] - The dream never dies - just the dreamer !
[flavia faustini] - You overestimate us :)
God: Do you share this dream?
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[andy gjata] - GOD, i believe our future will be much alike the movie "idiocracy". Please do whatever you can to prevent that
[irmak bakay chauchat] - 50 Years ago there was a man with an amazing dream...u know what happened to him right?
[nicholas bassett] - we are as you made us
[steve woolhiser] - As I just ended an argument with a very stupid person..
[tj dorsey] - If God really had a Facebook page his would be less popular than yours
[lauren huppler] - I used to have that dream, but... no. Never gonna happen.
[mark merriman] - God Do you have parents? If so, how are they?
[kwesi booker] - I share this dream, but in the meantime...SMITE the dummies!
[jim runyon] - Considering that humans as a whole are going the opposite way, this dream is way out of the realm of possibility. I would just be happy if they would stop getting dumber with each generation.
[james augustine] - Amen and hallelujah on this one!!!
[ronnie dempsey] - Rethinking that free will thing now eh God?
[katie pintus] - Unfortunately on average the more intelligent you are the less children you have and vice versa. Most people with above average intelligence only have one or two children at most.
[rik schippers] - I hope they will be even dumber and destroy themselves. Right now they're just about smart enough to stay alive and kill a fuckload while they're at it...
[jaedon braun] - Well, I hate to tell you this, God, but...
[pablo ibarra] - Letting the stupid ones breed doesn't help at all
[candice yost] - I had a dream that humans will develop common sense... Stupidity will never fully go away.
[joseph paul moore] - You created humans GOD Your own fault, shouldn't of made us stupid!
[lynette dipasquale] - Unfortunately, in America anyway, that dream is probably a very long time in coming true....
[john hoelscher] - I'm trying my best god, but I'm only one man.
[shauntae panth] - I have someone on my feed with friends that comment how America basically should not help the Syrians and need to lookout for themselves. That is the intelligent way to describe it. I think we overestimate the concrete thinking ability of the population. Idiots! The government is slaughtering their people, I sure as hell hope that someone helps them! That is war for a better cause than the last one for this is a necessity. I want to unfriendly the friend whom has these friends!
[dan ferguson] - Keep dreamin bra!
[eric džozef peterson] - It's just a dream.
[danny cosio] - Thus God created evolution
[david owen] - Good luck with that one
[michael mason] - start with 4 of my brothers
[lee sutton] - Gonna have to get rid of you first, God! ;)
[carrie thurston] - Even the stupid ones share this dream
[paul spitler] - They won't be, it just gets worse. Sorry G-man