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- Mama's Uncensored: Want to know what else drives me fucking insane. Lets see if I can piss more fans off...
Want to know what else drives me fucking insane. Lets see if I can piss more fans off...
When older kids (I'm talking 10+) and adults don't know how to chew with their mouths closed or hold a fork/spoon properly and not like a shovel. I do NOT want to hear your lips smacking and you breathing through your mouth while eating. I also don't want to see you shoveling food into your mouth like you've been starved. I understand special needs & all that.. but I feel like proper meal time etiquette is important.
Tell me I'm not alone.. <3 Dakota
(Type: status | Published: 2013-08-28T20:23:59+0000)
[retseh liagibba] - My daughter is six and she KNOWS she better chew with her mouth shut and not talk.
[uaerduag ydoj] - Girl u are not alone..........this is my biggest pet peeve and my family knows it
[ylrennek ydurt] - How about people ages 7+ that think all foods are "finger foods"... That gets on my EVERY NERVE
[zerimar nyleime] - I hate it when (10+) n up when they walk around with their mouth open... who wants to smell their breath when someone is near them.. ugh gross sorry to say but my nephew does that..
[thcuarb idieh] - I dont much like it either. But all pet peeves aside soemtimes people cannot breathe an eat at the same time. this makes them open mouth chew! EWWWW Also large adnoids/tonsils dont help with your breathing. As for shoveling food, take time to wnjoy and if you eat slower you will get fuller faster.
[reyem e htiaf] - Oh man.... I HATE mouth breathers. And lip smackers. And loud chewers. And when people don't lick food off their lips. And when they don't hold their silverware properly. And when they chomp gum. I hate people.
[nilved einnarf] - ugh my mom does it alll the time! I've been telling her to stop it n to slow down for years but it dsnt seem to register. like for 2 or 3 bites per meal thn she back to inhaleing her food its embarassing :(
[noslo htebazile] - My four year old doesn't smack her lips because I was constantly on her about it! Not 10plus for me. Anyone over the age of 3 shouldn't smack their lips.
[legne yelhsa] - My brother and I used to get yelled at for it and now it's my biggest pet peeve I'm trying to teach my 3 year old without being mean
[atiruz eerised aerdna] - or when they slurp on soup!!!! grrrrrrrrrrrrrr have some damn manners!!! i cant stand it!!!! -_-
[nosam releehw adnama] - You are most certainly not alone I hate that
[nodrog anirtak] - I hate smacking with a passion.
[eloc nilodnam] - Speaking of special needs, my son has mild autism. Sensory issues were very rough with him early in life. For the first 4 years we couldn't take him out to eat... Not because of his manners, but because he would fixate on people who eat like you are talking about and it made him vomit!
[yremogtnom rehtaeh] - lol my son is two and since day one of eating he always eats with his mouth closed. He started eating at one. I just do not understand. Eegh and when people burp at the f'n table with their mouths wide open and dont cover their mouths while everyone is still eating. Ugh im going to throw up.
[uaerduag ydoj] - My son thinks it's funny when I tell him what used to happen to us when we did these things as kids.......first offense a hard smack across the face.......second offense your dinner plate taken away and nothing else to eat the rest of the night.
[dra ztluf nwad] - sorry i dont agree kids are kids are kids you teach them not talk to them like animals
[noslo anasus] - My children know how to eat properly and thee 3 and 6 I go crazy to smacking lips! Chew the dam food quietly an swallow that shit! And repeat! Lol
[nwouqcm elohcin aicile] - Yea I cant stand any of that either!! Ooh and when ppl lick their fingers!!
[saissem imamabmuz] - i think i love u dakota <3. people think im crazy when i say that. its not hatd to chew with your mouth shut my god its discusting. i can understsnd special needs but other than thst i do not need to know what you ate eating or hear what you are eating. makes me sick. manners and discipline are a far and diststant memory
[doowta initirb] - Deff. Not alone it makes me go bat shit psyco bitch on people! I freak on my sister who chomps on her gum
[srednas adnama] - I hear ya on that! That shit drives me crazy!
[draw htiaf] - amen sister so rude no teachin at all
[llecrup iidoj] - who pissed in your weetbix today?
[smailliw adnarim] - I still hold my fork like a shovel. Never gave it a second thought. I know proper etiquette but that's just one thing i can't make myself stop. If i notice I'm doing it, I'll correct it but i automatically hold it like that. Something i can't help. But i hate when people chew with their mouth open or slurp soup loudly!
[ecreip aeslehc] - Your definitly not alone, i want to literally staple some ppl's lips shut so they can't smack anymore
[ottediuq krips refinnej] - Ugh i hate when people eat like wild animals! nasty!
[snekcid aicylanwad anirak] - Tell us how you really feel.. Lol
[locin nait alyak] - When I was growing up if we didn't have proper etiquette we were sent to our room until we were ready to eat like humans. It's not hard to hold utensils proper eat with your mouth closed or wait to talk until you swallow the food in your mouth.
[snikwah ssej] - You are definately not alone on that, I hate that crap. My husband actually smacked a grown man across the face because he wouldn't stop smacking.
[ottediuq krips refinnej] - When youre two i understand but by five you got to be backwoods to hold an eating utensil like a shovel and eat like a hog!
[lrag nodnarbdnaenimsaj] - I also don't like it but Jayne, mY husband also has that problem so i learned nit to judge people just because they chew with their mouth open they could v like my husband and nit have a choice!
[repooc haras] - Someone saying they hate mouth breathers....really? Some people have sinus issues and that's how they breathe lol I fully agree that chewing with your mouth wide open, and smacking your lips and tongue while eating is totally disgusting, but saying all people who don't BREATHE with their mouths closed is just plain rude and ignorant... C'mon now, having manners and being polite goes BOTH WAYS!
[ebrez ael elohcin] - Hate when people do that omg I wanna just take my fork and stab them in the eyeballs
[revooh akeber] - I especially cant stand it when adults are loud with their chewing and slurping a bowl in front of the kids... I teach my girls better cause its embarrassing in public
[ellehcim eev] - Very true
Etiquette is very important :)
[sretaw narual] - I cant stand when kids 5 and up act a damn fool at school and on the bus u can tell when parents aint teachin their child. Smh
[rellim elohcin] - Omg this is a huge pet peeve of mine! My husband has yo tell me yo lay off sometimes cause i find myself getting irrtated with my 2 yr old for eating with her mouth open... He reminds me that shes only two and she doesnt fully understand it yet. Lol hope that doesnt make me sound like a bad mom but it does drive me nuts!
[zerimar mairim] - Its not the kids fault they werent taught proper manners but the adults should know better because it is disgusting
[tsop yelhsa] - Drives me up the walls! My husband used to do that but I broke him of that habit. The kids used to as well but when I came into the picture as wonderful step mommy (5 yr old likes to say im the best mommy ever and he doesn't want to go to momma J's house anymore) they quickly learner table manners. No smacking, no talking, do not inhale your food like an anteater, elbows off the table, and sit up straight! Everyone is very impressed
[nworb j ayeled] - Ha i hate when ppl know the glass is empty and still keeps tipping it so tge ice clanks im the glass
[snaog eelahs] - totally , I try to teach all of my children fom the start the proper etiquette at the table
[baag sirk] - You're not alone. I'm constantly reminding my husband because he chews with his mouth open and smacks his lips, it's so GROSS!
[swehttam namekyd nnaear] - And slurping! I hate that so much! Don't slurp your food!
[ottediuq krips refinnej] - My bf kids do that! theyre 7 and 9! i cant be in the room when they eat. i tried teaching them the right way and even praising them when the close their lips for a whole bite but they revert to being gross!
[ttobba rebma] - Oh damn I thought I was just extra picky and others have said I just nit pick because I can NOT stand it when people make all the god awful sounds! Ugh my step dad sucks his teeth or some shit when he gets done eating and it is terribly cringing to my soul! I get the nail on chalkboard kinda feeling when people smack their mouth or show food or suck teeth after eating! It's normal I think to eat with a little manners!
[nwad efiwsocop] - My oldest son ALWAYS had good manors. My younger son (7) still chews like a cow and he does it intentionally because he knows it drives me insane. Perhaps I will start taking his food away and tell him he cant eat until he learns to eat like a person instead of a pig.
[eiram assilem] - You are not alone, Dakota! My 7 year old chews with her mouth closed for crying out loud! Why can't a 10 year old or an adult??
[yar inattirb] - there are bigger things in the world to get your panties in a twist over.
[yelkcub enitsirk] - Yes, i know some adults with bad habits and i dont want my child learning from them!
[eiiråm eitak] - When girls have fake nails on & the tap their finger nails again something, give me the chills & makes my teeth hurt.
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[ottediuq krips refinnej] - Our first family outing at a restaurant they yelled, stood at table, licked the parm cheese shaker, bit forks, dumped drinks, chewed like a cow and whined! i went home in tears bc i seen an old friend and hoped she didnt think those kids were mine! my son was the only good one! btw his boys are 7 and 9!
[kcorb enitsuj] - Wow, yeah it drives me nuts and grosses me out but I would NEVER take my childs food away from them or make them feel bad about themselves because they are loud eaters!! Seriously, it's not that big of a deal!
[ybgir elocin] - No not at all that drives me nuts my daughter has recently started eating like she will take a bite wont even have it chewed and take another and another and im like dam slow down you are not starving!!!!
[retrac eitak] - Uggghh i hate that as well...its disgusting! And especially for a grown man to do it...then looks at you when u say something like wtf
[allertse assiluj] - My biggest pet peeve. It's the most annoying thing ever. I teach my kids to always have good table manners.
[zaid adel] - My twins are 3 and I've already taught them to chew with their mouths closed...It's a pet peeve.
[yelsgnillib ycart] - You just described the reproduction of the fart.
[rennep elocin] - I love your first statement!
[ffolevap zaid nnyl ytisahc] - I don't let my kid do that & he just turned 4.
[sllew latnahc] - That and when people chew on there utensils! I'm just like seriously! 0_o
[notlit negaem yelhsa] - I agree 100% even my 3 year old know how to eat properly!
[thceh annaed] - how about doing this while standing over top of the can or jar you took something out of? FUCKING NASTY
[noremad yeliab] - Lolol you are NOT alone. ;)
[noslo k ylime] - My grandmother use to tell us if we didnt chew with our mouthes closed she would put our food in a dog dish outside...so now when i see that i hear her in my head ....
[pmek aras] - Uuugh makes me fn crazy! But my biggest pet peeve is when people lick there fingers. Gross! Use a fricken napkin!
[notniats assilem] - You're not alone
[elohcin nevar] - OMG you are so not alone on this one!
[nosduj-ttegdim m adnama] - I used to have to leave the room when my college roommate would eat, she could wake me up from a dead sleep, was horrible
[yeffoc kiskot rebma] - My husband and my 6 year old daughter eat like that,it drives me nuts!!! I cannot stand to sit near either of them when they eat. I ALWAYS say something to them. My husband will try to stop ((but he chews so damn fast,he acts likebhis food is gonna run away)) ..but my daughter, no matter how many times I say stuff to her she thinks it's funny to annoy me. My other three kids eat with their mouths closed no problem.
[robat annod] - I am a firm believer in this myself! I don't want to hear anyone chew there food. Don't want to see it either!
[allirroz ecinaj] - Talking with their mouth full.. Yuck
[tarb tirb] - My family thinks im nuts cuz I cant tolerate that crap! No biting the silverware or banging it on the dishes either!
[kyd eilhsa] - Omg THANK YOU!!! NOTHING pisses me off faster than this!!! Shut your lips when you have food in there!!!
[llab nalyd] - some of mmy family members do this. im completely disgusted when im forced to eat with my grandfather cuz hel stuff hiis face, moan while h makes other disgusting noises and talk with his mouth overr stuffed...
[ssap anitsirhc] - I hate when people GULP down their beverage! Just fucking ugh!!!!!!!!!!
[kcivartscm accam] - I had a status very similar on my page the other day.... I told my son he sounded like a bunch of vagina's marching through mud...... Yes, it was inappropriate BUT hells bells... It does my head in!!!
[ttoille eissac] - My SO is terrible! I can't eat next to him:(
[rekab enidan] - omg or when you're talking to someone on the phone/skype/whatever and they are eating, burping, farting, etc right into the mic. freaking foul.
[ressorp aynos] - I hate that shit too, and scraping your plate and making that horriible squeak sound, and scraping your teeth with your fork
[semloh kaerfrepus eitak] - I have a friend who does this...it drives me insane. I just want to punch her sometimes...
[notrub asil] - to those with the "im a mouth breather" arguments, your argument is invalid. I am also a mouth breather and have very difficult time breathing through my nose while I eat. Rather than slapping my chops around like a cow chewing cud, I chew with my mouth closed. WHEN I NEED TO BREATH, i STOP chewing, take a breath while covering my mouth, and then continue to chew with my mouth closed. it isn't a difficult thing to do!
[ettellim enna-eirrac] - THANK YOU Jayme Wca Chaub ! I couldn't have said it better myself!
[sppihp ynnarf] - I completely agree!! I know a few people :/ drives me crazy
[ffok ztrawhcs acissej] - Hey Mike Schwartz see you are not alone in yours (and mine;) hate i mean HATE/Disgust of loud sloppy food eaters. I really do not know how people can't hear how gross they sound when eating/smacking away with food in their mouth, ewwww close your mouth people..
[serolf ellehcim acire] - my kids are 3 &6 and they no better. didnt take long to teach them
[sreisorsed arat] - It drives me nuts as well. Chew with ya damn mouth closed gross!
[moobeewt enilorac] - You are sure as hell not alone in that, I too get all up in my bitch mode because of these things.
Especially if it is an adult who is doing it I could just slap them.
[draref asset] - Oh the pet peeves we share. The way I see it. If you are able to feed yourself your able to do it with your lips closed.
[namolos nagem] - You are not alone!!!!! I can't stand it , makes me loose my appetite
[enyhr hannah] - I completely understand and it irritates me to. I dont usually say anything bc you never know if someone has trouble breathing,esp through their nose lol
[trebmal lyrehc] - That and smacking gum makes me want to throat punch ppl. Oh and driving slow in the left lane! Move the hell over so we can pass your slow ass!
[sepins ynattirb] - That drives me fucking INSANE
[notxas llij] - I HATE CHEWING. If you can't teach your child to chew with their mouth closed, I will do it for you. It's absolutely disrespectful to sit in a restaurant and hear a kid chomping like crazy behind you.
[notxas llij] - It drives me insane like I flip out about it, my boyfriend when he eats corn on the cob I could literally strangle him.
[llivac adnim] - oh my god! not just children, adults too.
[notxas llij] - It's even worse with adults
[sirrod nwahs] - Some people have medical problems where they CAN'T chew with their mouth close and breathe through their nose. My brother had to have an operation to fix it after his insensitive girlfriend belittled him in public for the thousandth time about it. People should think about the cause before they put people down.