This one day I found my girlfriends diary and without hesitation read the last entry which stat
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This one day I found my girlfriends diary and without hesitation read the last entry which stated: "Sometimes I wish that real men could more like superheroes, instead of just immovable intoxicated objects on couch.."
So the next evening when we had doggy-style, seconds before coming I pulled my cock out and wanked the load on the palm of my hand. Then I tapped her on the shoulder and when she turned, threw the cum on her face shouting: "Spider-Man!"
I consider myself as a reactive and caring lover.
(Type: status | Published: 2013-04-27T11:50:00+0000)
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[semaj acissej] - Well she pretty much asked for it
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- Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
- Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
- Both were shot in the back of the head in the presence of their wives.
- Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
- Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
- Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
- Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
- Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
- Lincoln was shot in the Ford Theatre. Kennedy was shot in a Lincoln, made by Ford.
- Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse. Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.
- Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
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Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.
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Adult Jokes 18+: This one day I found my girlfriends diary and without hesitation read the last entry which stat - 50th Comments
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Adult Jokes 18+: This one day I found my girlfriends diary and without hesitation read the last entry which stat - 100th Comments
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[ttenneb asset] - I'd so flip my shit and be like spider mans on the couch and band for a month nite arse hole coz yes I'm a bitch like that and would find this disrespectful to me not funny. Funny to read but that's about it
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[ttevol yrral] - I bet I licked hand too
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